“About Me:
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother?
Looking forward to meeting some real folks here who know what's up.
Sorry Gents.
Ladies only. No Exceptions. That means you were born without a penis.
