We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

I am looking for an alpha boy (or girl (or hybrid)) to join in regular playtime. You will be rewarded for joyful and diligent service, given firm but tender guidance in that service, creatively disciplined when necessary. In any case, you will be used and, perhaps, appreciated. You must be intelligent, communicative, in decent shape, and have some stamina. Training based on reward and punishment...the definitions of which may vary.

NOTE- While not averse to electronic supplication for starters, unless you are an online Scheherazade, my patience and(or) satisfaction with such activities usually wears thin pretty quickly. Bring it, or peddle it somewhere else.