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I am not advertising myself. Ide have someone else write this if that were the case. Someone who could paint pictures with words. What I write here is merely for informative and conversational purposes. I'll reach the very lovely age of 33 this month. I've been training people for six years. I am a creature of habit and ritual. Tyler Durden is my messiah. I like people and I loathe people. I like what people do; art, science, engineering, music and all the amazing things that separate people from animals. I loathe politics, social norms, interpersonal relations, and basically most problems that are self perpetuating. All that said, I'm a hypocrite. I vote, I put myself in social situations, I laugh at things most would consider serious. I find it hard to identify with people. Almost impossible to feel empathy for anyone. Or anything. I had a pet pig named Bentley until a few nights ago. He was an interesting companion for over a year. I came home to find him bleeding on my porch, he had been shot. His breaths were rapid and shallow. I listened to his chest and breathsounds were absent on his left. I used a leftover chest tube kit to decompress his lung and drain the clotted blood out. I started intravenous fluids and he began to recover. But he needed surgery, so I finished him and now he is in my freezer. The moral is, if I have the opportunity to avoid a problem I take it. And I'm a kick ass medic. If youre still reading this I appreciate you taking the time. Have a great day.

When I hit the lotto I'm buying a shipping freighter. And you are all invited. We will travel from port to port acquiring strays and wayward souls. The tug is just a tad too small for this venture. Can you imagine? The house on those things alone is the size of an apartment building. Metal longer than a driving range. The tug is 128 feet and its is just dwarfed. We will strap Viking longboats to the side and have welders and metalworkers customizing every inch for our fun. Sunset suspension by hook or rope. Of course there would probably by the occasional mutiny to quell with prejudice. Which I'm sure would be far too much fun to handle for the multitude of doms each with their own twisted idea of what to do to mutineers. I love the tug, but its time for and upgrade. I'll be your Captain for this fantasy, be sure your subs are properly stowed, leashes and accounted for prior to departure.

Hey. Hey! Over here. Psst. You're beautiful. Just in case no has told you today. Now go somewhere and smile about it.

Do you have a fantasy? Do you have a secret identity? Do you wonder what it would be like if your outward appearance reflected what is in your mind? I don't. I am the monster I was meant to be. I am the rabbit tamer and the cricket catcher. I am the skeletal finger scratching on your window in the rain. I am the mad laughter that comes from not being able to process pain. I run with coyotes and swim with otters. I am everything I want to be and I am not content. I am the American Bogeyman. Run while you can. I am beautiful and terrible. I hope you look to me one day before boarding a bus and say 'Tyler, you're the worst thing that ever happened to me.' My name isn't Tyler. I write because I am lonely and I'm lonely because I won't stop writing.

So, I think my profile is completed. Does anyone read that long list at the bottom of the profile? Whatever. I feel momentarily accomplished. Although 'I don't give a chainsaw' should be an acceptable response for a lot of that lol.

Because I was curious == Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ == 96% Owner 90% Voyeur 89% Bondage giver 83% Exhibitionist 78% Experimentalist 75% Master/Mistress 70% Dominant 60% Degradation giver 59% Bondage receiver 57% Sadist 53% Primal (Hunter) 53% Non-monogamist 48% Switch 48% Brat tamer 44% Daddy/Mommy 43% Vanilla 37% Masochist 33% Submissive 22% Ageplayer 18% Brat 18% Primal (Prey) 17% Slave 11% Pet 10% All-Rounder 9% Degradation receiver 6% girl/boy See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.?id=816473

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