One thank you Miss! Two thank you Miss, I was so used to calling this out as my neighbour lashed me with a short leather strap she had. Could you be the lady to take over from her?

You will ideally be 50+ and be well used to applying a leather strap where it will have the best effect. You will cure me of my habit of peeping up skirts and ensure that every time I sit down I will remember your lesson. I am happy to pay a reasonable amount for my tuition.