Before you give me some lame excuse, make sure it can't be fact-checked. I do not like having my intelligence insulted.  On the other hand, you could just be honest, but we all know that's not going to happen.

I am a Dom Freak Master.

Dom means I am the one in control. That is not up for negotiation. Threatening to top me will only amuse me. And no, straight guys are not entitled to top gay guys. I have yet to meet a straight guy trying to top gay guys that wasn't a coward and unable to attract a partner of any gender.

Your inability to behave any other way than a dick doesn't make you superior to me.

Freak means that I am into body and mind modification, letting what is inside show on the inside, without shame or apology. Living the lifestyle 24/7, or as much as commercially possible. No illusions, no pretense, no "kink of the month", no lip service, no popularity contests.

Don't tell me what you think I want to hear, because you will be wrong every time. I require Honesty, Obedience, Loyalty, and Respect. Look those up in the dictionary, or an online dictionary. Because damned few of you have any clue what they mean, much less apply them to your own lives.

Master means I believe in the master/slave dynamic. A Master trains the slave to the slave's highest potential. A Master is responsible for the slave's health, well-being, and safety, within certain limits. A Master provides for the slave, although the slave's earnings may be used for household and personal expenses. In return, the slave offers the slave's mind, body, and spirit to the Master's pleasure and enjoyment.

I am not interested in a boyfriend, lover, husband, etc. I'm in charge. You are my property. Any affection I would show would be the same as taking care of my van - I maintain my property because I want it to work properly and not look like a piece of shit.

I am also polyamorous. What that means is that I believe that a group of people can enter into a relationship together and commit to each other. This doesn't mean I am available for you to cheat on your boy/girlfriend with. It doesn't mean a long series of one-night stands. It means a commitment.

My goal is to create a tribe of guys committed to the Freak lifestyle, as well as BDSM. That means living, working, fucking, sleeping, etc. together. All together.

If it is your intention to serve within the household, 24/7, with no outside employment, then you had better have a plan for how you would contribute to the household. You would still need to eat, have shelter, have heat and electricity, etc., and all of those cost money. And no, prostitution is not a viable option.

I am into a wide variety of kinks. However, I do not do women, scat, kids, cannibalism, murder, abductions (get real), animals, immigration, feminization, amputation, etc. The fact that I even have to spell that out indicates the human race is not as sapient as they would like to believe.

Fisting is only on the table after my needs are met.

Bisexuals will have to realize that they will not be bisexual with me; full-time means full-time. I am not a backscratcher, find someone else to "scratch that itch" your girlfriend can't reach.

As far as straight guys... I know very few worth talking to, much less going to the trouble of "converting" you. You guys have no idea how to have decent sex, you think a baseball bat is kinky, you have no tolerance for pain, and most of you shouldn't be allowed in public without a babysitter.

I don't poach other Dom/Domme's property, and I don't take orders. If you want your sub abused or humiliated, do it yourself.

One more thing: I don't believe in humiliation. There's no such thing in a Dom/sub relationship. If a Dom gives a sub an order, it is the sub's honor to obey. The Dom is trusting that the sub is capable of carrying out the order. Carrying out the order not only benefits the Dom, but it also shows other Doms that the Dom has chosen and trained the right kind of sub.

If you have a problem with any of the above, contact your local Chamber of Commerce - because I don't want to hear it. I know how to use Block and Ignore very well. I'm also not above naming names in very prominent places.