1/4/2012 4:26:08 PM: Some clarifications.... *First off, nothing is a bigger turnoff to me than someone remessaging me, complaining that I'm being 'rude' for not replying to their message.  I get a lot of you guys are older guys and don't get internet etiquette since you didn't grow up with it, but the person being rude is the nagger.  I read everything and then decided whether or not I'm going to reply to it later (sometimes, I'm not in a place where I can sit down and type out what I want to say).  Also, I just joined this site, what, a week ago and I have thirty pages of people messaging me.  I may not have gotten to you yet.  I may never get to you. BLAH! *Secondly, I am not interested in relocating or being in something that I can never escape.  I have enough of a hard time getting my head around vanilla monogamy. *Thirdly, the audio greeting on my page is done by two of my best friends--one being a girl and another being my gay guy friend.  They wanted to do it!  Doesn't make me fake.  I AM NOT A MAN! :D *Fourth, I am very, very picky... and I don't think that's a bad thing.  I'm okay with my brain and my vibrator for now if I can't find exactly what I'm looking for.  ^_~