I'm not actively searching,,, I'm not actively searching,,, I'm not actively searching,,, breathe in,,, breathe out,,,,,

After considering what to write here, I've decided to answer some of the questions I'm most often asked. Disclaimer: I use and abuse commas, and I rarely feel the need for periods

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1.) What brings me here?/what am I looking for? To sum that up,, I'm passively browsing,, in no hurry, content at the moment, but my eyes are always open

2.)Do I have Yahoo or Skype? Of course I do,,, I'm probably not getting on it to chat with you though

3.)Would I like to get to know you? Well, that depends,, if you aren't local and my age or older, then probably not. If you're going to jump in about what I'm into sexually and telling me what you want to do to me right away, then no. If your version of getting to know me feels like a job interview, also no. If I can't have a conversation with you that just flows, then surely we aren't compatible personality-wise, and if that's the case, then what kinks we have in common won't even matter to me

4.) You're going in to be San Antonio on whichever dates for work or pleasure,, would I like to meet up? I've checked,,, I'm not in any site seeing guidebook for this city,, please don't think I'm available for your temporary pleasure

5.) You're moving to San Antonio in X amount of time,, can we chat so that you know someone when you get here? You'd be amazed at how often I hear this,, it amazes ME,,, I keep waiting for the population boom to happen from all the guys telling me this,,, anyways,, no, I wouldn't be interested in chatting until you actually get here,,, if you really ARE moving here and you've told me this, I'm sorry, but seriously, I hear it a lot

6.) Is that me in the pic against the wall? Yes, it's me,, my fingers are holding up quarters for which each that fell earned me a punishment

7.) Am I really 5'2"? Yes,, the angle of the mirror makes me look taller than I really am

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