8/26/2012 3:23:39 AM: How to get head on the front porch... We have had this idea for a month or so but had to figure all the angles out first. And last weekend we set it up... Let me preface this by telling you we live in a corner house in a small development on a main route. I first set up a card table on the front porch with a tablecloth that reached the ground on 3 sides. I put a pillow underneath for my girl to sit on. I sat on a wicker bench seat wearing a loose pair of gym shorts. My girl crawled under and got comfy on her pillow, pulled my shorts aside and proceeded to give me a wonderful blowjob. I sat drinking a glass of wine and watching porn on my laptop as the cars on the hwy and our neighbors drove by. I got a few cordial waves from some of the people driving by as I sat there with a big smile on my face... So if you are ever driving around the beach area and happen to see an old guy sitting by a table with a big smile, give a honk of your horn and a wave. It just might prompt a nice load for my girl to enjoy...