I know I'm mostly useless.  I fear I will frustrate and annoy any Domme, because of my idiotic habits and lack of restraint.  About the only thing of value I have is a strong need to make a woman happy.  I need her to control me, and I'll do anything to make sure she is pleased.   

What I need most is a strong woman to belittle me for my shortcomings, train me to be better and amuse her in any was she feels would make her happy.  Please, use me as you like.

Not really a masochist, but understand punishment is needed.  Not looking for a pro or one-time thing - would like to find someone to use me as a long-term sub to possibly make me useful.