Misspellings can sometimes be fun...

How about "seeking fun and fiendship".

2015 : December.

Bit of an update.

Would like to hear from females of any denomination who would like to become a sex-slave. Happy to take on a trainee or part-timer.  Age would be over 35.  45 - 60 too.  Online at first to build up trust and see if there is a spark.  Happy with weekly meetings etc. 

2015 - not a good start.

Another 'no show' but this time traveled all the way to London.

So back to the old profile - older and wiser.

I love fake profiles, they keep me busy for hours and get my hopes of BDSM fulfillment to such a high level. I guess its all part of the perverse nature of being involved in this scene.  The more it happens the more I guard against it.  Perhaps I just like the long outward train journey full of anticipation carrying a bag of items that would make vanilla folk go red in the face, and the unfulfilled journey back after waiting and trying to contact a no show. Yes, I'm on my way for 4 hours. And on the journey back wondering why I'm blessed to be a kinky bastard.  Perhaps that is what BDSM is all about for most people?  Perhaps it is a new take on BDSM Humiliation?

Firstly some wisdom : is that man you married really so boring. If you are harbouring kinky thoughts there aren't many men who would turn over and switch off the light if you told him about them.  Not outright but drop them into conversation and work up to things over a few weeks. If you handle it right you can even manage without the tablets from the chemists.  If that doesn't work - well contact me or someone like me. Hugs, kisses, licks and slaps from Mr Widespread.  Whatever you do don't feel worthless or ashamed - there are still some genuine people on here.  I still don't charge much (only joking).

I long for some simple genuine friendship without hidden agendas, where you can be yourself, say silly things and not feel like your are in points contest or having things stored up to be used as evidence in a future argument.  Also hate it when something personal and very intimate is brought up during conversation outside of the people who it was originally discussed with.  This is one of the reasons why I'm very guarded in what I say and do until there is complete trust. 

Update : Please be smoke, drugs and disease free. If you like a drink fine, so do I but not to legless stage.

I'm not really in Alabama - more east of that in the North-West of England.

Things are generally getting too busy to check the site for messages all the time.  Don't let that stop you though - just sit there nicely and be patient for one of the best replies you'll ever read...

I know that new female submissives/slaves are bombarded with emails from all corners.  If you can't get no dum dum dum satisfaction ... come back here.

(You have to imagine the Rolling Stones lyrics there for a bit)

If I invite you friends it means I like your profile and it might be worth a chat?

... I don't stalk or hassle people - why bother there are so many people on this ball of rock that the right one(s) will turn up sooner or later.  And if they don't it won't make any difference anyway on this one way journey into the future.

Looking for some friends who are kinky, females (Preferred - I like females a lot), couples and TVs generally welcome.

Friends who can get together now and again to swap stories, have a laugh and maybe get a little kinky with. (possibly plus de kinky)

Dom - with a difference - very laid back but nicely strict and controlling. That's a contradiction.

I'm known to be a gentleman, seldom swear, use bad language or act without manners.  This does not mean I am a soft c*nt as per some emails received.  It means I have nothing to prove to lesser males even though I might not win the biggest c*ck contest.  I think with my brain.  I also love intelligent banter and plays on words. 

"I like's to rite wit gud grammer an get it of wiv der rite peepl."

Odd sense of humour - don't know how it has developed the way it has.

Likes submissives writhing naked with pleasure - makes me happy.

Amazing what you can do with whipped cream, strawberries and celery.

Now where did I put all those grapes. Over there next to all those straps and things.

Mind you things can get nice and sticky and juicy without those things don't you think?

Telling people to do things out of their comfort zone is the biggest fun ever for me. Punishing them according to my whims is nice too.  It gets in their head and they want to do it more.  That said, the comfort zone can have limits, I have mine too.  I also don't mind punishing people in the way they like to be punished. Pain and pleasure mixed together.

Due to moving around in my younger days it wasn't possible to keep proper pets.

I'd now like a Kinky Kat or possibly a Dirty Dog.  I like Kinky Kats purring away... mmmm.

Stroking them just sends me away to my happy place.

At the moment I've got this thing about wet look high waisted leggings and bandeau bras. Along with high heals with open toes - with scarlet painted finger and toenails.  It does something to me and makes me want to be kinky.  I'd love to shave a submissives kinky cat pussy and tease them to pleasure afterwards.

There is also something about people who want to be worthless that makes me shudder.  I don't mind people who feel worthless and want to do something about it, as long as you don't become too clingy and sap me of my own energy.  However, if you feel worthless and want to to something about it.... well I can jump start your energy to change.  Please don't feel worthless and want to be more worthless.

I've also become 'hardened' to CM - intense people who want to meet within 10 mins of a first message generally come over as too needy or desperate.  And Yes I have driven to meetings to find the other has got cold feet and disappeared - even to having their land-line cut off.  And there's me waiting in dom mode with my gear waiting...  Also those whose first word on the phone is tribute...

It all probably started with Emma Peel in the Avengers, so if anyone has a yearning to be Emma Peel (Come on there must be someone, somewhere) here I am as your John Steed. (OK we only have to look anything like them except for in our imaginations! Come to me my Emma).  ...... sorry just got carried away thinking about those times.. where was I...

Which means that I'm not tooooo focussed on toned slim bodies - my age is against me.  And if it is against me, well who cares anyway.  Get on with it and live a little before we die a lot.

And, I like starting sentences with "And".

Sometimes I start them with "So".

Sometimes have yearnings to be a kinky Doktor and give kinky examinations....

Drop by for some kinky conversation, mixed in with general stuff too.

Let me fill you with antici........pation.

If you are disappointed it won't bother me in the slightest, because it won't.

Here are some possible CM names that make me smile.

Titan Foxy

Straddler

Running Leather

Fox Rusty

Bloody Bill Darblood (Pirate fetish)

Band name : Drunken Riders.

If you spot any more break the ice in a conversation with me - it will be fun.

Finally - good luck with your search for your fantasy VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVBBC (at least 56 inches) - I'm sure the ones that are available must be busy 24/7 by now.

Now someone has said to put this on my profile.

WARNING:Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies , projects or any other reasons You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.

Also I know some big strong lads who are not the most patient of people who will come round and give you advice.  They are know as "The Advisors" and like to break things. A lot of things.