Hello all, thanks for viewing our profile.

First off I have to say how frustrating this site Collar Me is. I say this because although this profile is new we are not new to the site. 

Its is so hard to actually find anyone willing to commit to the things they say they seek. I know not all the people here are either living out a fantasy and have no intention of actually "relocating" to those I am not talking about. BUT! the majority of people here seem to be either out right fakes or just here for the thrill of being something they wish they could be and when it comes down to actually making it reality, well they just stop responding and disappear or ignore when you write them.

So, this profile is for the ones who are real, truly real and wish to either find there soul "mates" or explore a alternative lifestyle with a really genuine married couple with the female being bisexual and he male straight.

There seem to be a lot of 18-20 yr old's seeking relocation and a D/S relationship. Here is what I have to say to them...If your are at that age please be honest about what you seek, its tough to find true people and its annoying when we write and get nothing back. If your not interested then please be kind enough to write back saying so. But that pretty much goes for everyone, we take the time to write to you the least you could do is respond by saying "not interested" Also please don't think you can see out 10-15 yrs, no offense but you cant, be realistic look out a yr maybe 2.

20-24 yr olds the same applies. be realistic. At this age you probably no a thing or 2 about a thing or 2 lol. Look out 2-5 yrs and base a decision within that time frame...the rest of your life or lifetime of sub/slavery is a very very long time at this age. Be sure what you seek, we are older and we know what we are looking for.

25-33....well you've hit your sexual peek or on your way to it....fun fun times ahead for you lol ;-) seriously!! its gonna be a blast. Her you can see out probably up to 10 yrs or more depending on experiences this far in. So you are more willing to except change but also more stubborn because you see what life is all about and its scary as fuck ! lol Although you've been fucked over a few times there are still good people out there. This profile has 2 of them, so this time perhaps open your mind and let your guard down a little, we can be the one you seek :-)

34-45 well you've made it. Still single or recently got single? ya we hear ya. Life's cruel and now you are looking ahead and going wtf happened to my life! You know what you seek but you are going to be very very cautious, skeptical and in no hurry to rush in, you've learned the hard way :-(. Anyway we are not your typical couple, we are eager and willing to meet and show you a better life....if you give us the chance.

45+ you guys know what you want and are not afraid to get it lolol. But also you are of the understanding that long term perhaps doesn't mean much, true you still want to believe in it but you look around and see so many failed relationships you wonder, am  I ever going to find a "real" person(s) ?? look no further, here we are *waving* lol

So, there our take on people, this obviously isn't binding or guaranteed just a take on life from what we have seen or experienced.

Here is one of my biggest problems with a site like this. People can be whatever they choose to be, they don't have to accountable for anything. Anonymity can be gained simply by pretending to be something you are not....and how do we find out? Only by wasted time and pointless conversation that end up nowhere.

But as depressing as this profile may seem we will not give up. we will not stop trying to find our other 1/3 lol We know you are out there! Lets look a little harder and see if we can spot each other thru all the bullshit here.....just say hi and start up a conversation with us, we are good, honest, trustworthy, sexual, no judging people with a heart of gold, willing to do just about anything for the right girl. You treat us right and you will have a very VERY good life with us.

So try to read between the lines a little, this is us being honest and very frustrated with this site and some of the people in it. Young or older....we seek you all, just be honest and upfront about who you are and what you seek!!

Now lets have some fun shall we ;-)