*currently under construction* I just came out of a long term relationship

Now here is a little about me, I like; beaches, as well as dogs, really soupy fog, listening to people talk, being at the end of leash being taken for walk, video games, not being aloft in airplanes, love bites, wrestling matches between dust mites, wearing a collar, somebody who's a little taller, Magic The Gathering, food that's not fattening, possums, words that rhyme with awesome, rope pulled nice and tight, staying up all night, electrolytes, pillow fights.

And remember, online nobody knows you're a horse, nobody. To save us both time, I'm just one of those confused males that thinks their a woman. I'm just out here happily making people gay.