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Rushemery
| Hetero Male, 49, New York
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Looking for a maidservant for personal use, everything will be negotiated and in writing. Long term or short term have to see how you fit. You may contact me and we Can see where it goes
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10/11/2007 1:59:37 PM: Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt 'If you do not mind me saying,' said the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. why do you not take it out?' 'I regret I cannot', lamented the first terrorist. 'It is permanently stuck in my butt.' 'I do not understand,' said t he other. The first terrorist says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.' I said, 'No shit?' God Bl ess America
9/25/2007 1:43:25 PM: Bubba and Jimmy Joe One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. 'Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?' 'Bobby Sue gave it to me' Bubba replied 'She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?' 'Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6 , in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So I took the truck!' 'Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'
9/13/2007 1:42:50 PM:
The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married
ten times.?'
'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with
me.
'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God
I miss him.
' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
'Your're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'
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