Collarspace

The location of this profile will jump around as we look both in Spain and England, and probably other countries as well, for the right girl to join us. But we are a very real couple, both English-speaking by birth, living together in Andalucia in Southern Spain. We have been together for ten years, and were about to embark on a new phase of our life together. Having lived for a while on the Andalucian Atlantic coast whilst maintaining a house in England, were now planning to commit to Spain 100 and buy a house in the Marbella Malaga area. Or, as is seeming more likely, we might find a plot of land and have a house built to our own design. And to augment and enhance our little Household, were looking for a girl - of any age so long as shes able-bodied - to join us.

This can, very realistically, be a non-sexual maid-type placement if that is whats preferred. We have a real need for someone to help cook and clean for us, and who in return will receive a bedroom, all meals, pocket money and time out for herself, along with use of the pool and of the car if we dont need it. She would be free to socialise as she wished, and would in no way be tied to the house outside of her defined duties. Alternatively, at the other extreme, it could be a full-on Ms relationship full of assorted pervery and BDSMery. Or it could be anything in between. We are flexible and fun-loving as well as EXTREMELY broad-minded, and we want a pleasant home that is a happy and fulfilling place for everyone who lives there. We are very much in love, and it would be our ideal to find a girl who was bright and cheerful who we could bring into our life to everyones advantage and benefit. Whether as a maid, a daughter or niece, a submissive or a slave, we would want to be friends first and foremost and be able to relax and have normal fun together as well as sharing our darker fantasies. By all means you can spend a fortnight chained in a dungeon on bread and swill if thats your thing - and if you join us now well be able to design the dungeon to your specific needs - but at the end of it youll still be family and youll return to the daylight and your usual role and duties. We can be strict and demanding, even harsh at times, but thats not the way we want to spend our lives 247. We want a relationship thats based on trust and respect and love, not on oppression and fear.

Obviously good English skills are required, but these can be taught. An ability to speak ish would be a distinct advantage! And in case it needs to be said specifically - because despite everything some still ask this question - yes we are looking for someone who will eventually relocate to live with us. We still visit the UK regularly, so we can easily meet up when were there for getting-to-know-you sessions alternatively we can visit any other country to meet someone who sounds special enough to warrant such a trip, or we can easily accommodate - and contribute towards the cost of - a visit here in Spain.

Its sad that we have to say this, but it does need to be said please dont waste either our time or yours if youre not serious about this, or if you obviously dont meet our needs. Were looking for something very special - were looking for someONE very special. Were reasonable and tolerant people, but we dont like being messed around. We know the score on here, and we can spot idiots and wannabes a mile off. However, genuine people - whether experienced or not - will be treated with courtesy and sincerity. So please get in touch if what were offering has any appeal.

It seems the site is slowly dying. Words such as scrip, form and are edited out of messages, making them sometimes barely coherent. Line feeds are replaced with html. To those few we message, we really aren't as dyslexic as we appear!

I know that we are asking a lot. But we are also offering a lot. I find it hard to believe that there is not ONE genuine, sincere girl on here who at least wants to talk about the kind of relationship we're looking for.

I (Stephen) finally decided to give in and take the damn test: == Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==98% Degradation giver97% Dominant96% Non-monogamist94% Primal (Hunter)94% Bondage giver93% Master/Mistress93% Sadist91% Voyeur87% Brat tamer82% Owner77% Daddy/Mommy72% Experimentalist51% Exhibitionist51% Ageplayer13% Vanilla9% Masochist2% All-Rounder0% Pet0% girl/boy0% Submissive0% Switch0% Brat0% Degradation receiver0% Bondage receiver0% Slave0% Primal (Prey)See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.?id=560980I guess that 9% score explains why I stay on this site...

What does it say of people if they cannot even be bothered to put their photos the right way up?

Just to add the third dimension... We're a very happy couple who enjoy a good laugh and have a wicked sense of humour. We love QI and believe it's not possible to overdose on Mock the Week. Milton Jones is a scream. We're both into science fiction, loving the X Files and Battlestar Galactica. She also loves Harry Potter, but nobody's perfect... We both love rock music, and in recent years have seen Alice Cooper, Meatloaf and Blondie live, as well as three different Pink Floyd tribute bands. We like to sit in bars and watch the wildlife walk by, especially the girls who we assess and discuss how we'd 'modify' them to be more pleasing to us. My ideal car is a 2003 XK8, and I will own one soon: hers is a Pontiac Firebird and she may get one once she has her Spanish licence. We both agree it's dumb that she, an American who drives on the wrong side of the road, is not allowed to drive in Spain while I, who drive on the right side of the road (i.e. the left side) can just climb into a car and tootle about to my heart's content.

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