So... I am a slightly off the elliptical plane dominant male who is easygoing (but stern), and occasionally slightly sadistically romantic. I have a sense of humor that is varied, mostly inane and definitely politically incorrect. My tastes are fairly eclectic in most everything (including people) with the exceptions being rap music (an oxymoron); French provincial furniture and English cuisine (with apologies to the late "Two Fat Ladies"). Considered undereducated and semi-intelligent by a plethora of people. I have other faults (and just maybe, a few positive qualities) that are definitely too numerous to list here. To learn anything else, you would have to get to know me. Looking for a sensual, intimate relationship with a submissive/slave. PDA, OTK, bondage, discipline and unexpected romantic gestures are included. Please note that I am fairly flexible in all activities but when it's no, it is no. I believe dominance occurs between the ears (intellectually and emotionally) through example. Height, weight, hair/eye color, etc in my sub/slave are unimportant items (although an abundance of ink is not an option – my choice). Openness, communication, personality, obedience and a general tolerance of others are the important items!
1/18/2016 5:05:48 PM: I think the 'block sender' button is way too close to the reply to message button... either that or some respondents have a very strange sense of humor... writing a very nice message that seems to ask for a response but they have blocked you from responding and you can not even ask why!! In the 'old' days you would had to write on the envelope 'moved -- left no forwarding address'... LOL...got to love technology...
10/8/2014 6:30:49 PM: Best line I have seen on a profile:IF WE DECIDE TO MEET AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR PHOTO THEN YOU HAVE TO BUY ME DRINKS UNTIL YOU DO!
10/8/2014 8:34:24 AM: I copied this from a profile on another site, because I thought the writer exhibited a fantastic sense of humor and this just struck a chord with me:' I have been to a few places in my life, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone, because you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito, because I hear no one ever recognizes you there. However, I have been in Sane. But they don't have an airport or train depot there because someone has to drive you. One place I’d like to go is Conclusions, but they say you have to jump to there, so I guess I would have to take up skydiving.'
9/8/2014 12:19:53 PM: Ever notice that almost everyone checks fine dining... does that mean eating at overpriced and pretentious restaurants or eating really good ethnic (including Americana) food at a 'Diner, Drive or Dive' (with apologies to Guy Fieri)... just wondering
3/17/2014 6:14:22 PM: Sad day today... Last of the 'Two Fat Ladies' passed on today.
