So three things a guy doesn't want to hear after sex.

1. Have you finished yet?

2. Was that it?

3. I thought your cock would have been bigger than this to be honest.

So three Nuns are killed in car crash and arrive at Heavens Gate and are told that they need to answer a question each before they get in.

The first one is asked what name of the first woman and she answers Eve and is told correct gets in.

The second one is asked what was the name of the first man and she answers Adam and is told correct and she is allowed in.

The third one is asked what did Eve say to Adam when they first met, what was Eves first words to Adam? She answers, Oh that's a hard one. Correct she was told and allowed in.

I am my own man, I make up my own mind, I know what is right and what isn't.

I do not need some fool I don't know, who thinks he knows me to tell me what I should be doing, so until I ask you, keep your opinion to yourself and stay a fool.