I NEED A BITCH TO BUFF MY BOOTS ...and I'm willing to provide up to 56 orgasms for a job well done ( or, if you prefer...one good one that lasts up to 56 minutes )** ** Offer open to female residents and visitors to the tri-state area. No purchase necessary. Certain restrictions (to your movement) may be applied. WARNING : May be habit forming

I'm not one to rant ....but...this site has really gone downhill. To call it 50 shades of bullshit is giving too much credit. There are only the same few  tired  shades. 'I have no experience BUT I know what I like.' 'I know you wouldn't give me the time of day on the street, but here I get to reject you' 'Don't contact me if you want sex' 'I don't respond without a pic...but I don't have one.' 'I'm taken, so don't offend me with your interest.' 'If you mention sex you don't understand BDSM.' 'I want an experienced dom, so I can tell him how it SHOULD be.'   Where have all the real freaks gone ?