Don't give me excuses about what my profile says when willing to relocate and traveling are indicated. 

Nothing in an drifty moment deserves a response Sweet dreams and have a shiny journey with Mr. Sandman

Now I've heard it all. Never thought a sissy poser would tell me their dog ate their clothes and that's why they can't verify. Again to the closet or scaredy cat types move on I will not make exceptions or time for you.

Not a hard concept to either actually want someone or not I won't compete with others to be with you. If that's how you operate just move on I don't care to be a candidate or in the running. If you're married don't bother unless you're an open couple situation.