Clown Prince of Crime seeks Daddys Little Monster. You know the dynamic already. Im a hedonist in the extreme who loves to travel, raise hell and watch the world burn.



Im a rehabilitated Supervillian and anti-hero whose dress shirts, socks, shoelaces, ties and even gloves must be colour coordinated - and I have dozens of different pairs of coloured gloves. Admiring my reflection in my artificial plumage gives me the perfect sense of vain self confidence to tackle the day. I take great pride in how well put together I am and truly pity the sheep on the street who simply cant appreciate finer tastes.



Proportional gluttony is a passion (I do love food in reasonable portions). Lounging in latex underwear on a lazy rainy day doing nothing but reading or being a complete nerd playing games as an unmotivated sloth in its own way is re-energizing. Coveting my friends boots or leather collection is a jealous motivator to do more in order to get more. Wanting everything, and simply all the things, when I crave it or simply want it can be attributed undeniably to ambitious, yet mitigated greed.



But of all these deadly sins ... I hunger for the diabolical and ever unsatiated mind and touch of a Dark Seductress. My lust for her shall be so deliciously unholy and complete that she shall never have want of anything pleasurable ... All manner of vanilla delights and sadomasochistic delicious torments are ours simply for the taking - together.



Join me, in Life, for a stroll through the Deadly Seven in the Six? Your cultural background, your age, your body size and your social standing mean nothing to me and my goal of finally embracing my forever partner in crime its your Mind and how diabolical and hedonistic you desire to be that seduces me. Youre invited, and your Prince awaits.