STILL BLOCKING ONE-LINE INTRO EMAILS WITHOUT EVEN READING THEM.   YOU SHOULD REALLY READ THE JOURNAL ENTRIES BEFORE CONTACTING ME OR YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME AND NOT GETTING A SECOND CHANCE.   TO CUNTY FOR YOU?  TOO BAD.  I'M ONLY CUNTY TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT.     ONE LINE INTO MESSAGE = BLOCKED    SO WHY BOTHER?

Blocking any and all single line introductory emails.  Not sure why anyone even bothers anymore but the block button is SO easy to use.

I BLOCK ALL 1-2 LINE INTRODUCTORY EMAILS.  YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME BY SENDING ONE.     i. reply to all thoughtful, intelligent emails.     It's one or the other.  And YOU are in charge of which reaction You get. 

Latest pet peeve:  'Not sure if you think I'm too old for you or not but...'  To me, that translates as 'I don't have the confidence it takes to claim and dominate a younger woman so I am going to use wishy wash language so I don't look like a fool if she winds up saying I'm older than her grandfather.' For fuck's sake.  Be a man.  Be like, 'bitch, you probably don't deserve the cock of a tenured dominant like me but if you beg enough I just might let you taste the sacred Cum of a Real Man!'

Frequently Asked Questions: Q: How is your search going? A: Are you fucking kidding me with this question!? If my search to become a slave was going well I wouldn't fucking be here would I?  My search sucks because of assholes who send me emails that say, you look like you'd be a good fuck, how's your search going?  I hate my search.  I hate being allowed to use a computer and have a profile here.  I hate that I'm allowed on the internet.  I hate having rights.  That's how my search is going you fucking idiot.   Q: Are you on hormones? A: Well are you on viagra or Cialis?  How's your blood pressure?  Do you still get full erections?  If you think this is an appropriate question to ask someone in a first email then you are not intelligent enough to own me.  I'm so sorry that you're too dumb to own me.  It could have been really special but I'm a real cunt who doesn't answer medical questions to perfect strangers who think THAT is a good way to break the ice.   Q:  How's it going? A: It's going fine.  I am blown away by what an amazing first email this is and I want to be yours now.  You are clearly the one.  You asked me how it's going.  No one has ever thought to start an email like that before.  You are so unique and charming I can help but want to suck every drop of cum out of your cock that I can.   Q: Your profile says you're 18 but you've been here for years. A: Wow. You're super smart.  No fooling you.  No Sir.  I tried to pull a fast one but you were all over it and now I'm busted.  You got me.  It has nothing to do with the fact that this site doesn't update age on it's own and updating it myself means my profile might be down for weeks while they approve it if ever.  Here's an idea though.  Since you're so clever why don't you add the number of years I've been here to the age listed on my profile and conclude that's how I old I am now.     Q: Wanna be my slave? A: No.    Q: Do you really think you're going to find a Master with an attitude like that? A: Yes.  He just won't be you.  Unfortunately, you are a moron.   Q: You're very beautiful. A: That's not a question but it is something every asshole on this site says to me so you saying it to me makes you exactly as special to me as it makes every other dude.   Q: You're so funny.  I can't believe these guys ask you all these dumb questions.  They are all idiots.  I loved the sassy way you dealt with them in your FAQs.  It's too bad there are so many fake doms on this site.   A: Shut up.  This is almost as lame as the You're very beautiful or Are you on hormones emails. I get it.  You read the FAQs.  You must be better than the rest.  Oh please Master, let me lick Your asshole clean now.  You are amazing.