Just to get things started... I want someone who stimulates me above as well as below the waist. Being just sexy won't last long around these here parts! I want to know what you THINK!! And be ready to express yourself!

Furthermore, sexual harrassment will NOT be tolerated. However, it WILL be graded. Don't even ATTEMPT it unless you bring your A game!

The journey is far more important than the destination. After all, it's what you see along the way, that's all the fun!

And hell hath no Plymouth Fury like women in the corn. Or something like that.
Besides, it's a seven tusk wombat cold day for pontooning, eh ?
Oh no, too much wine again, I must go and reset my brain cells!

As much as I enjoy the play (And I REALLY do!) I want someone who can keep things interesting. As they say, variety is indeed the spice of life. So, as you look into the more tittilating aspects of my profile, remember, the preceding MUST come first!

I am interested in the bondage thing. I wish to find someone to help me express this from within me. No pain, but I want a woman who enjoys being restrained and pleased, and knows how to please. I am financially secure, so don't worry about that. I want to explore your limits, and experiment! Ever try long term bondage? Of course, I believe firmly in safety, and safe words, being considerate and respectful, etc.
I am also looking for someone to share more than just the experience, so if you're looking for a one night stand, keep looking.
Also, I hope you can keep up your end in a conversation! After all, it ALL happens between the ears. And I don't need a roadmap. Nothing is sexier than someone who has something to say, no matter what it's about.
You're not Barbie? Don't worry about it, if you can carry the day based on who you are, we'll do just peachy! Sassy vs. laid back? Either is good, but have something to say, either way.
I have some experience, especially with long term bondage, and would love to learn more with someone with a bent toward experimentation.
The whole idea is to grow together, as such, you can truly enjoy the life I have in mind for you..

Well folks, there you have it. Join me and take me for a test drive. Milk the cow, and buy the farm for free. Or something like that.