You know, when describing female genetalia, why is it always a pretty pussy? Is there no other kind? Not that I'm complaining, I'm just curious. And all boobs are good boobs. True? It seems to the outside world the perfection trifecta is a pretty pussy, perfect tits, and cute babies.  Confession. I can't speak to the condition of pussies and tits, but I've seen ugly babies. 

Fresh out of therapy. Red rimmed eyes. Red nose. Better? Too soon to tell. I'm supposed to give myself grace and notice how far I've come. I know she's right, but it still feels like I'm at the base of the mountain. Keep moving forward. 

Not only did I change my windshield wipers by myself, but I used one of the old ones to knock down the beginnings of a wasp nest. I'm so pleased with myself right now. Is there nothing I can't do? Can't think of a thing. 

It's a curious thing, being blocked. It itches at my brain. I don't know how to get in touch another way so I'll just say it here. Comfort is important. The itch will wear off and I'll go back to fighting bubble ninjas and making spaghetti. I just needed a little more time and a smidge more flexibility. Like the spaghetti. 

You know what's cute? When men think women are cute when we get excited if our dress has pockets. You know what's not cute? That so few dresses have pockets. You have giant pockets in all of your pants. I bet she would be pretty elated if you offered to house things. I know I will have a chapstick at the ready before you finish the offer.