Why is there no check-box for Airship Pirate? 

As the name suggests, I am a geek.  Computer, network, gaming, et cetera,  ad infinitum, ad nauseum... who's been around a while.  I'll design/build/repair your computer or network, but it's going to cost you.  Plenty.

If you want to chat, cool.  If you want to sit on my cam and watch, go ahead - you'll probably get bored quickly.  Announce yourself with a "Hello" or "What the hell is that?" when you do, however.  It's only polite, so remember the first rule of the Internet: "Don't be a dick."

If I don't know you, I won't private chat, so don't bother asking.  I only allow it for friends, when subjects of a personal and private nature are being discussed.  I don't cyber.  Deal with it.  Or not.  I don't really care.

I'm rarely here, so if you really feel the need to talk to me, I can be found on Fallen Earth.  Just look up the Airship Pirates.  Chances are, that'll be me...