Well after 10 very happy years together
My slave and I had to part due to her returning to her homeland
To look after her dad
That was 2 years ago
Now it's the right time to look on here for my one
Fingers crossed lol
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster.:)
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?
"No, just here for a few days."
Got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in.:)
Two cannibals eating their dinner
One cannibal said to the other
I don't like my mother in law !
The other cannibal said then leave her and eat your vegetables :)