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I'm an off-beat non-hipster stand-up comic. I promise I won't use you in my act. And now you think I might. I'm rather intelligent, relatively funny (I hope or I'm in a terrible career path) and some third thing that makes sense here. I love rec sports although I suck at almost all of them. Despite the fact that I can be extremely blunt and tell sex jokes in front of hundreds of people, I'm actually pretty shy. I can't promise I'm interesting, but I can promise I'm relatively unique.
An eligible lady would be at least in the same ballpark in intelligence, preferably funny but at least with a good sense of humor and a good sport- super serious people are depressing. Physically, I like a natural, unprocessed look, a girl with a little bit of meat on her and, if we're being honest, some serious junk in the trunk.
I'm assertive in vanilla life and take an antagonistic approach to more intimate affairs. If that makes me a "fake sub", I don't really give a shit. I need conflict like other people need air.
Anyway, I'm still getting into BDSM so I'm interested in learning more.
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