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I'm fun, motivated, odd, and I don't like grape jelly. I enjoy not dying. I'm alive at the moment and I'd like to keep it that way for a while. Your mom likes me. My boobs can do algebra. I was potty trained as a child so you don't have to worry about that. I don't eat much. Don't take up too much space. Minimal body odor. I do shower on occasion and I'm good at crossword puzzles. I enjoy drug trafficking, money laundering, bribery and yoga. I love people. Even the crazy-in-a-bad-way people. They keep me entertained. By the way, if you're reading this, you have met my main requirement...must speak English! Ever try to have sex with a Russian and...well, nevermind that. I hate Desperate Housewives. I love Christian Bale. I'm obsessed with construction workers and handle bar mustaches. I'm a mommy. I enjoy getting dough, stacking cheese and other such urban phrases in reference to financial gain. I sing horribly and I'm an aspiring movie buff... Open to ALL races!!! *UPDATE* If you've been reading my posts in the forums, please don't take any of that stuff seriously. Here are a few things you shouldn't ask of me: I will not meet up with you. I will not give you a blow job. I will not let you give me a dirty sanchez. I will not have anal sex with you. I will not host a donkey show in your honor. I will not send you pics of my cooter. I will not let you jizz in my coffee. I will not squirt for you. I will not allow you to put your penis in or around my ears. I will not let you give me a golden shower. I will never have a three/four/tensome with you and your closest friends or relatives. I might let you poop on my boobs. Maybe.
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