S&M is wishing you were Batman just so you can meet the Catwoman
S&M is overhearing vanilla folks discussing their fears of those creeps who are into whips and chains, and you laugh to yourself because they're so serious
S&M is finding the perfect pair of boots
S&M is people asking to try on your pair of handcuffs "just to see how they feel"
S&M is explaining the massive frame in your living room to your landlady. She listens
quite intently but you know your lease will be ending soon.
S&M is having your nipple and cock rings set off alarms at the airport
S&M is the shock at discovering that the submissive you've been training is much more experienced than you.
S&M is wanting one of everything you see at a fetish shop
S&M is learning elementary arithmetic. "One thank you, two thank you.,"
S&M is the novice you've been mentoring that just said something original that took your breath away
S&M is the erotic feeling you get when someone passes you on the street clad totally in leather
S&M is looking in the mirror the next day to admire your marks
S&M is buying a chain frame license plate holder for your car
S&M is redefining the English language by discovering that a switch is not something to turn your lights on nor a long skinny object to beat someone with, rather it's someone who sometimes begs their slave for mercy.
S&M is leather, PVC, leather, latex, and oh the leather
S&M is the hours you spend at a hardware store seeking the items that only the maddest of scientists would enjoy
S&M is feigning knowledge of horses while you're buying whips and crops at a riding shop
S&M is watching a torture scene at a movie and getting an erection.