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Yossarian1981

Ok then...here we go. Again. ;) I'm an early 30s gent (and yes I choose my words carefully there) who is somewhat old fashioned in terms of my believe in politeness, good manners and a certain degree of etiquette/hierarchy. I'm certainly not a pantomime sub like many on here, and shan't be offering to flagellate myself over the corpse of a freshly sacrificed lamb on the 2nd night of the full moon. I'm usually too busy for that stuff. Also I have limited desire or indeed ability to walk round work with a clunky chastity belt or nipple clamps. So I shan't waste anyone's time by pretending that's a possibility. What I can offer ,however, is wit, charm, cheek and intelligence. Good company and sociable-ness (yes, I did just make that word up- such a maverick I know). And the ability to not take myself or many things in life all that seriously. After all, as the old saying goes, if you can't laugh at yourself being bummed by a 12 inch strap on with an orange in your mouth and wearing a pair of panties significantly too small for you- what can you laugh at?! So I would hope to invite contact from the thinking man's dominant, who enjoys the variety of life's rich tapestry and is not too up tight to miss out on a whole world of fun. Ta ta for now. ps pictures to follow
homerwhorheather
 
 Age: 28
 Turtle Lake, Wisconsin