OK...if the username didn't give it away I am married. I've had an interest in the lifestyle for years but married a vanilla long ago so here I am. I've dabbled over the years (safely) with a sub here and there. Guess I am suffering from an oncoming mid life crisis or just don't want to grow to old before exploring my interest a little now and then! No, I don't want to change my current situation. Yes, you'd have to be discreet as would I. Yep, that would make you my dirty little secret. Guess that makes me a dick maybe? Maybe so. But I thought I'd try this! I figure honesty is the best policy!
I've had some experience with bondage and spanking. I like using toys on a woman. I'm not interested in having sex with you or you doing anything to me. As far as that goes I'd just as soon remain clothed, thank you! Can't get much safer that that. Face it, there are things out there a Brillo pad won't take off! Do I have any pictures? I'd rather not post them, if being married wasn't enough of a red flag my homely appearance just might be a deal breaker. Again, this is a real profile, I am just not going to hide anything and disappoing you later (if you MIGHT be interested!)
I have a sense of humor and am not hateful. I don't go for the Sir or Master thing, guess I am just not that fully developed. And I don't care about capaitalization, for example using lower case letters for a sub and upper case wherever referring to a dominant. Who has time for all that extra thinking?
And one more thing...sorry guys, I'm not interested. I'm straight, not bi or gay or bi-curious or metrosexual or anything like that. No that there is anything wrong with that, just glad it's you and not me. Lesbians and bi-women I can understand (may be my bias point of view) but guy on guy...just don't get it.
I'm probably wasting my time still typing. I'm sure most of you quit reading beyond the opening sentence. If you ARE still here and considering contacting a below average looking guy for dead end BDSM/ kinkster/ friendship type relationship I'd LOVE to hear from you! (and yes, this is a real profile...just sticking with truth in advertising!)
12/15/2011 9:01:13 PM
Now no one is writing to me...I am starting to miss the hate mail!
12/11/2011 5:08:49 PM
Wow, here one day and mail already...hate mail. Apparently I AM a dick. You call yourself a submissive and talk like that? Yeesh LOL. No one has a sense of humor anymore...I'm just being honest and looking for a friend...
