Bloody British Gas, the lying sods, they gave me a deal of cash back a year ago and now they will not honour it!!!! all they say is do you have it in writing, they know dam well that they do not send out contracts anymore, its all done on the phone, con men.

Now I have to complain to the ombudsman and maybe court.

Not really the place for this but if you have a deal with them ring and check when it pays out, if you, like me get told there is no note on your file then know you can get cheaper electric and gas elsewhere.

Todays thoughts for the day.

Why is it bread goes hard when its a few days old, but biscuits go soft?

Why does the sun bleach our hair but darken our skin?

If psychics and fortune tellers are genuine, why do they never win the lottery and then work for free?

Why am I a patient at the doctors, it takes two weeks for an appointment and I certainly am not patient! and why do doctors practice? by the time I see one he should be good already, I am not a lab rat.

Why is it to turn my computer off I have to click "start"?

Why is my agent who I buy my shares through called a broker? should he not be a wealther?

Why does no one sell mouse or rat flavoured cat food?

Why in the morning do I put on a pair of trousers and a pair of boxer shorts, there is only one?

This is more of a bloke thing, but when the batteries run out on a remote control, why do we press the buttons harder?

Where have all my socks gone? and why do they not go missing in pairs?

Where are all my little spoons going?

Why did my aunt just get back from her holiday and say she slept like a baby for the first time in years? babies wake up every two hours crying!

If its zero degrees outside, how can it be twice as cold tomorrow?

And my last thought of the day is, if my toaster cooks frozen bread to burnt on level 2, why does it have 5 setting more?

Someone got me thinking this morning and II wonder who can answer these things on my mind now.

Why do hot dog rolls come in packs of 6 but sausages are sold in 8's and frankfurters in 8's or 10's?

If a cinema sells no tickets to a movie, do they still show it?

If someone is said to of died of old age, what year does old age kick in as an excuse?

Do people who are deaf and use sign language think in words or do they see signs in their head?

Do nudists find cloths sexy?

Why are bubbles always white?

How do chest hair and pubic hair know its time to stop growing?

How does blood know when it needs to produce more if you lose some?

If people always have new babies, where are all the old ones?

Why is it if you say something is hot so mind out, people nearly always touch it to check?

What age do you have to be to drink on a plane flying too and from America/UK?

Why do people ask, "can I ask you a question?"

I was thinking and laughing to myself how many Dommes there are on the site who are FinDommes/Pro Dommes or plainly just into financial Domination, in other words you pay for their time and services, yet there are no men who are able to con women into the reverse situation, this saddens me as to the males of our species being so gullible, its either fun and part of something they enjoy or its not, if you pay for it then it becomes their JOB!

Equally amusing is that the site actually does not allow prostitution and adverting of sexual services, and yet there are so many lol.

So just in case there is even one lady/girl who might want to part with their cash and may 'get off' on financial domination then please know I will accept cash, bank transfers, PayPal, Amazon vouchers or phone top ups as well. I will gladly provide some kind of service for funds received.

Will