Still here. Don't know why exactly. Lazy, mayhap? Probably.

Hmmm, thought I killed this account. And yet I'm still getting messages. Welll. OK. Maybe I'll hang around. Be back later with an update.

If you've written to me and I haven't answered...see paragraph 1. Mea culpa.

Cheers

wj

Inconceivably cranky today.

Some days I don't know why I keep this account active.

I talk to a lot of people, nothing pans out.

I find someone interesting, we start to chat, he fucking disappears.

Or I find someone decent, we start to chat, actually meet somewhere, then he fucking disappears.

All of these guys fucking with me, yet I get no real fucking, LOL.

Look: I'm a nice person. I don't ask for much. I ask that you're local, that you have a life outside of your kink, so we have something else to talk about when I'm not getting the shit beaten out of me.

Please. If you want to stop talking, just say so. It's not that hard. I can't bite you through the internet.

I know I'm not a great catch. I am a bit eccentric and have odd interests and kinks. I am not pretty and I'm old as the hills. But I don't think that gives anyone the right to fuck with me.

Oh what the hell. That's life. People suck, people are rude and mean. As long as I maintain my integrity, I guess that's all the matters to me.

Can I just say a little something about cock shots as one's main profile pic?

STOP IT.

First impressions mean a lot.

I really don't give a fuck about your dick. I have several dildos that do the job quite nicely when I need it.

I prefer penis size to be proportionate to body size. That's an aesthetic thing. But it's  not a deal killer.

You know what really gets me hot? HANDS. Big, strong, tough, roughed up a bit, nails trimmed, some vein action maybe, and a little hair is nice too. My panties are soaked just thinking about a strong pair of hands on my body.

So...post a pic of your hand and maybe we'll get somewhere.

Or, even better, your profile should say a little something about who you are and what you're looking for.

Okay, my rant is done. Hope y'all still love me. :-)

I don't have a lot of assets, but I am told I have great tits.

My bra size is 44DD, and I do a lot of upper body exercise to fight the battle with age and gravity (not winning but I try, LOL).

It is fascinating how (straight) men are so obsessed with these things that have been a part of me for a very long time.

There is nothing like taking off my top for the first time in front of someone who really appreciates what they see.

A man's face snuggled between em makes me very happy indeed.

Nipping, biting, sucking, kneading, caressing, it's all wonderful.

And the best of all is being bound to a St Andrew's cross, front forward, arms fastened, breasts open and vulnerable for whatever my top wants to do.

Of course this means a LOT of trust.

I don't ever want to walk completely busted up and bruised into swollen purple orbs, although I'm sure that's a turnon for a lot of people.

No needles or piercings. Though I admire women who can handle that.

I live in a world that values my intelligence: in my work, my family life. But in my kinky activities, I like being an object, used like a toy. Breast play seems to fulfill that need.

Remember Tug McGraw? He used to say "Ya gotta believe."

Of course he was talking about baseball.

Some days i'm not sure why I keep this account here, or on , or why I even keep looking.

It seems like it's not that hard to find the guy I'm looking for: older, mature, got most of his shit together, not too controlling or possessive, has at least a few years experience in the lifestyle. A sense of humor, for cryin out loud!

I am a nice person. I don't stalk, I don't hassle guys. I understand that everyone's time is limited so I TRY not to waste it. I try to answer every polite message I get here. I try to be honest.

People often say that Collar Me is the home of creeps and the dysfunctional, who can't find a partner anywhere else.

That is true.

It's also the home of regular every day men and women and other genders who are nice people like me.

So, I just gotta believe that there are other people out there like me, too.

I haven't stopped by in a while...so I have lots of mail.

I'd like to offer the kind gentleman who write to me a bit of advice.

First of all, everyone is special. Everyone has something to give of themselves.

So why do you introduce yourselves by saying "Hi, I'm Xxx, write me?"

What possible reason would I have to write you?

What have you told me about yourself?

I do try to answer all my messages...everyone deserves respect, even in a place like this, so it's important to me.

So please, throw me a bone here. Tell me something about yourself and what your place is on this third rock from the sun.

Namaste,

WJ

I believe in conserving resources, especially water.

My husband's slave has a beach house, and we spent the night there.

One of the showers we call the "carwash." It has four wall jets, one showerhead above, and one of those showerheads attached to a flexible hose. And lots of room for more than one person.

So...let's not waste too much water, I thought.

Took our post-beach shower together in the car wash. No hubby, just slave and me. And lots of soap.

The rest you'll have to imagine. ;-)

I am such a weirdo. 

Actually not so much a weirdo as fairly inexperienced in the world of sex...so new experiences still thrill me even at my ripe old age.

Like, a couple weeks ago I was at a party and this dom was there that I was interested in. I had to leave early so he walked me out to my car and we chatted and then I let him kiss me. He grabbed my hair tight, yanked my head back, and gave me the hardest kiss I've ever had in my life. He held me so firm I could not move even if I wanted to. His teeth dragged and bit across my bottom lip. I thought I might cum right on the spot.

 I'm glad we were out in public or I don't think I could have kept my composure.

 Too bad it didn't work out...a relationship is more than just great kissing, of course...still I could go for some more of that. ;-)

Okay here's something I'd like to do.

Buncha guys playing poker, right?

All sitting around a poker table.

The room reeks of testosterone and cigar smoke.

Me, hiding under the table.

Each guy gets a blowjob.

Just thinking about all those cocks makes me wet.

I talk about all this crap I want to do. But the reality is, I live a very chaste life. My husband gets all the kinky sex he wants, and I'm allowed to play and have sex with permission...I just don't get out all that much.

So the mind just...sits there are thinks about sex all day.

C'mon, you know you wanna.

Here I am, on all fours, my back end all ready for ya.

Slap or paddle me first if ya need to, I love that sweet thuddy sting. You've clamped my nipples by now, yes? Yank on the chain to keep me awake, ok?

(Use the cane when I'm a smart ass like that.)

Now slide that lubed butt plug all the way in. Mmmmm how nice is that.

Spread my lips apart, feel how ready I am for you. Slip a finger or two way up there. Let me taste it, yummmm.

I need that man pole right now. Gonna make me beg?

Let me wiggle a little closer to ya.

Reach down and yank that chain.

Fill me, violate me, make me cry for mercy.

Then leave me crumpled here alone, to catch my breath.

Toss a couple dollar bills by my tousled head --

Same time next week?

For a while I've had this fantasy about being a human glory hole. Or holes as the case may be.

I know it's usually an oral thing but my version is being completely restrained, blind folded, gagged, spread open, violated repeatedly by lots and lots of objects.

Of course with a protector I can trust to watch over me and make sure everyone's wearing a condom.

I have a lot of kooky fantasies like this.

Now please don't message me to say you can make it happen, I am sure you can and I appreciate the kind thought. :-)

The point is, this is how my mind works. Are you scared now? LOL

mmm so nice to get so many messages -- trying to get through them all -- I do appreciate the attention and I will answer every one!

Hi all,

Since re-joining the site yesterday I've gotten a lot of messages. It's nice to have the attention, LOL...however, I do work full-time so it will take me a while to read and "inwardly digest" them all. I will respond to all messages, but am mostly on here at nights and weekends.

Thanks for your understanding! :-)

Cheers,

WJ