A lot of times we see unicorn defined as being a third person in a triad relationship, who is generally under the one cock rule. This is not my unicorn. While having someone that would be in a relationship with puppet and myself would be great, it's in no way a requirement. I actually think my unicorn may be a bit more rare. I'm also going to use a term I don't necessarily like to describe my unicorn, and that's "no-limits". A lot of people, myself included will scoff at people that call themselves "no-limit slaves" and will usually make a joke which pulls from the absurd to make a point "well can I set you on fire?" so, for the sake of the point I'm trying to make I am defining unicorn as "someone who has no limits within my kinks" those of you that know me know that I have two hard limits within the things that are generally considered when talking about play, and they are on the fringe. My personal "no-limits" also ends at felonies and when other species besides human are brought into the mix. That being said. I want another unicorn to call my own.

I could wax poetic about what I want in someone, but I am going to keep it simple. I need my unicorn to be smart and be able to hold an intelligent conversation. We should be mutually physically and mentally attracted to one another. We should be different, but hold some of the same interests. We should have "it" when we're together...the intangible. I can't explain "it", but I know what it is when I feel "it". "It" is special and it's required.

On the other hand, my unicorn has to be utterly depraved. I want that filthy, no-limits, dirty, nasty, will-do anything I tell them to do (any gender) slut. I need someone who can at least match me, or even push my limits of filthy.

Finally. I'm a sadist. I get off sexually on physically hurting people. Even if I'm not sexually attracted to the person I'm beating, I need to fuck after I'm done. Not immediately, but soon afterward. I also consider myself a hard top. Not necessarily to those I play with casually, I always hold it back, but for a select few I don't hold much back. I need my unicorn to be able to take what I can give.

That's it...now it's in the universe and out of my head. I needed to get it out. Besides puppet only one other person I've ever met posses all of these qualities. Is there another unicorn out there?

Just some shit I've wrote...

Ya know, what started out as a tongue-in-cheek joke got me thinking. It's true. Those of us on the Top side of things are exactly that. It's not like we do the things we do to unwilling victims. True, from time to time we may do things to our bottoms that they may not exactly like, but for the most part we are, in fact, facilitating their kinks.

Also, we are enabeling them to be themselves and get what they need to get off. No matter if it's pain, humiliation, degredation, or whatever our bottoms may be into. We are doing just as much of a service to our bottoms as they do for us in return. And as an added bonus, if our bottoms mesh with what we like to do as Tops we really can't ask for much more, can we?

So you know what, I'm a Top, Dominant, and Facilitator who likes it up the butt from time to time and I'm OK with that

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We are all in the lifestyle together. Sadists, masochistst, rubber fetishists, piss lovers, diaper fetishists, bondage enthusiasts, rope lovers, scat fetishists, furries, daddys, mommies, and littles, and the lists goes on and on and on.

Stop shitting on others people's fetishes whatever they may be. If you find it disturbing, sick, gross, unfathomable, immoral, disgusting, or sickening just turn the other way. You don't have to see it or agree with it. You're not the morality police and no one gave you the right to be a safety nazi. As long as all parties involved are consenting adults and are aware of the risks involved they have the right to do whatever the fuck they want to do.

Oh, and if your at a public or private club and someone is doing something you don't like, just turn your head and walk away. Don't interrupt what they are doing because you don't like it. Your own sensibilities aren't as important as you think they are.

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I need dirty, filthy fucking.

The kind of fucking That leaves the mattress and sheets soaked.
The kind of fucking where roles don't matter.
The kind of fucking that leaves both parties exhausted.
The kind of fucking that leaves everyone involved bloody, sore, and bruised.
The kind of fucking where you're driven by raw, animal instinct.
The kind of fucking where both parties are wet with cum, piss, and spit.
The kind of fucking that's more like a fight.

I want to hatefuck someone I love.

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I'm not really known for being the "serious" type, so over the years I've done/said a lot of goofy shit to my subbie.

1. Doing a John Wayne impersonation and saying "Bend over Mama, the Duke is gonna tap that ass" is not in fact sexy, but it is hilarious.

2. Doing my Bevis impersionation when she takes her shirt off, "HEH HEH, BOOBS, HEH HEH HEH!" is not considered a compliment, no matter your intentions.

3. "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR!" Is not by any means a domly battlecry.

4. My impression of Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not get her juices flowing, no matter what I say.

5. Beatings from a foam Mjollnir, while funny, do not induce subspace.

6. Neither does counting like The Count from Sesame Street when she's getting a spanking.

7. Saying "I love my self harming masochist" when she stubs her toe is ONLY funny to me.

8. When she says, "Why do I love you?" Saying "BEACAUSE I'M FABULOUSSSSSSS!" While doing jazzhands is NOT the answer she was looking for.

9. I AM not a thug, nor should I pretend to be.

10. Under NO circumstances should I ever try to seduce her while talking with a redneck drawl.

I just want to make this rediculously clear. I'm not looking for a quick fuck or hook up. I'm looking for friends that could lead to relationships.