I'm pretty much a switch actually.
So, flip a coin before reading the following description:

(Heads) I've decided to allow the gothiest, long nailed chick to have her way with me.
Step right up in those crazy heels.
"Look who's not crying, like a big boy." ::laughs::

(Tails) I want to use your body to satisfy any and every desire I may have, at my whim. On your knees.