The masochist says, "Hurt me." The sadist says, "No."

A sadist is just a masochist who follows the golden rule.

I told her to go cut a switch. But she's a smart ass, so I had to spank her in the dark with my belt.

She was especially bad today, so I sent her to bed early without a spanking.

I bought a donkey and painted it red, then I gave it to my girlfriend for her birth
day. I thought she would have been more excited.

My date asked for a birthday spanking. She looks so good for 200!