Just a quick note for those of you out there looking for Owners. We've got 2 openings in Our home right now and I personally would prefer to fill both of those openings with a slave couple. Either f/f or f/m. females must be bisexual as they will be used sexually by both of Us. It's ok for one of a f/f couple to be lesbian or straight as long as the other is bisexual. male slaves will not be having sex with Us. I intend to give priority to to slave couples when communicating with potential slaves.

Countess Sophie

Here I've decided to list some of the opportunities to slaves that join the House of V.

Master Vince is a Veteran. This provides the opportunity to be of service to someone that laid His life on the line so that you could be free to choose this life. Is there anything more honorable than to be the slave that provides service to a Veteran.

We have a special needs child in Our home. Perhaps you can't have children or yours are grown. you could be the one that gets him to try something new or teach him a new skill. This is an excellent opportunity to make a difference in a child's life.

We have 4 pets - 2 cats & 2 dogs. All of them love attention and play time. They all need to be cared for. This the opportunity for unconditional love from animals.

We have a garden every year. This provides many opportunities for a slave in Our home. There is the opportunity to work in the garden providing you with sunshine and fresh air. The opportunity to see your hard work pay off as the garden grows. The opportunity to walk into the yard and gather fresh ingredients for the meals in the home.

We also like to can a lot of what comes from Our garden. For the slave that doesn't know how to can this is an excellent opportunity to learn a new skill. It is also the opportunity to prepare and store healthy food for the winter.

We are not into micromanagement. you will be given a check list of what needs to be done. This is an excellent opportunity to show off your skills in organization, time management, and cleaning to Us.

We live in a quiet neighborhood with a very low crime rate. This gives you the opportunity to serve in a home where you can feel at ease.

Our home is drama free. This reduces anxiety and stress levels in the home. This allows you the opportunity to focus on your service instead of the next crazy thing to happen.

We believe that as Owners it is Our job to improve Our property. This gives you the opportunity to serve in a home where the learning of new skills is encouraged.

We are Owners that are strict, but fair. This gives you the opportunity to serve in
a home that have rules that are based on common sense and grounded in reality. It also gives you the opportunity to serve in a home where the punishment fits the crime.

We as Owners believe that a slave's value comes from it's productivity. This gives you the opportunity to serve in a home where the Owner's actually care about Their slave's health and well being. A healthy slave is a productive slave.

We believe that Owner's must be in control of Themselves. This means that We do not strike or punish out of anger. We also do not believe that the punishment should be so severe that the slave's productivity is adversely effected. This gives you the opportunity to serve in a home where you do not have to fear for your safety.

OK Completely fed up with pretenders. If you are truly interested in serving in Our home that's great.  Contact Us, but before you do you need to have the following available: Clear face pic, webcam, and a working cell phone. you will need all 3 of these to be considered to serve in Our home. Let's face it if you cannot get these 3 simple things together then chances are you aren't able to get yourself together enough to ever serve anyone.

Guys please refrain from sending Us dick pics. We're just not interested in the size of your dick. We are interested in what skills you have to offer that might benefit Our home. There is only a house boy service opportunity available in Our home. This means that long term chastity will happen. There will be no servicing of anyone and no one will be fucking your ass. 

Gals there are 2 potential ways to serve Us. you could serve as Our son's nanny or as a housekeeper. The housekeeper position is available for now unless We find a house boy to fill it. Yes, sex with Master Vince and I will be required of you. If you contact Us about serving have the following available: Clear face pic, webcam, and a working cell phone. 

For those looking to relocate to serve Us in a live-in capacity you will be relocating to Us at your own expense. If you are not smart enough to come up with a way to get to Us on your own then you are not smart enough to serve Us.

For those looking to meet with Us for a play date make sure that you have a Clear face pic, webcam, and a working cell phone. DO NOT stand Us up. If you do there WILL NOT be another chance given.

CS

After a very long discussion Master Vince and I have decided that if an exceptional male slave were to contact Us that We may consider him for domestic service only. Any male slave serving Us would be required to enter into long term chastity. The chastity will be enforced with a metal chastity device and Master Vince will be the key holder. 

If you are chatting with Us and are serious about joining Our poly home you need to be aware of the following:

1. you MUST have a working cell phone with an USA number.

2. you MUST be able to receive phone calls from US.

3. you MUST have a working webcam.

4. you MUST be able to have webcam chats via yahoo or skype with US.

Only after complying with these 4 requirements will We give you the opportunity of joining Us for a trial period. 

5. We will not buy you. That is illegal.

6. We will not pay your bills. We are not responsible for them as We have not collared you.

7. We will not send you money for gas, airplane tickets, food, clothing, etc... .

If you ask Us for money you will be immediately dropped from consideration for a trial period!!

Answers to some common questions.

1) Will you give me gas money to get to you? NO We only reimburse for up to 1/2 of your travel expenses. This requires you to actually show up at Our home. We are only interested in resourceful slaves. If you are not resourceful enough to find a way to Us on your own then you are not resourceful enough to serve Us. NO Exceptions!

2) I have a child/children. Is this a problem? Unfortunately, it is.  We do not have room for more than a slave at this time. 

3) Can I bring my pet with me? No, We already have 2 pets and that's enough.

4) I have my own vehicle to drive to your home. Can I keep it once you've collared me? If you drive up for a trial period that is fine, but once you've accepted Our collar you are Our property and have no need of a vehicle. This means that your vehicle will be sold once you are collared. We already have 2 vehicles and have no room for or need for a 3rd.

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Master Vince is a Veteran. Due to His exposure to Agent Orange He will not be impregnating anyone as there is an increased risk of birth defects. There are other options to becoming a mother that could be looked into if you are with Us long term and after Our relationship with you is established. If this is a deal breaker for you then We wish you the best of luck in your search.

We  have no problem using a webcam for verification, but We can only use SKYPE when using Our webcam. Our webcam is built in to Our netbook. Yahoo will not download onto it. I have tried and tried. Sorry, but if you want Webcam time with US you will have to download SKYPE.  It's free and easy to use. If you get butthurt because We can't use yahoo-We won't be chatting with you at all!

We don't mind taking the time to get to know a person before meeting her, but We do mind online relationships that lead to nowhere. We're not interested in an online slave or playmate. If you are not prepared to meet with Us then be upfront about it. We have a private cell phone with unlimited talk & text that is used for phone calls, to schedule meetings, and verification. If you want Us to believe that you are serious about Us then Open, Honest, and Frequent communication is a MUST!   If We give you Our cell number it is with the expectation that you will use it to contact Us.

If you arrange a meeting with Us and don't show chances are you won't get a second chance. We really HATE being stood up. If you arrange to speak with Us on the IM and don't show chances are you won't be given a second chance. If you are TOO BUSY living your life to keep appointments that you have made with Us then you are TOO BUSY   to be Our devoted 24/7 slave or even Our playmate.

We DO understand that sometimes there are emergencies that can change plans, but We EXPECT you to have the courtesy to at least contact Us as soon as possible and let Us know what happened. Otherwise We will assume that you are no longer interested and We WILL MOVE ON.

We are looking for an emotionally stable slave/sub to join Us. We do not mind a little bit of baggage (we all have a past), but if you tend to be sooooo sensitive that every little thing upsets you or causes you to melt down  then don't contact Us.  If you have a tantrum because We have issues with Our yahoo IM then you will not be under consideration by Us for long.

We are not looking for a bratty, high maintence, or emotionally unstable sub/slave. If this describes you then don't waste Our time or yours by contacting Us.

For those of you that have been in contact with Us on the yahoo IM please be aware that Yahoo deleted Our entire contact list. If you want to continue contacting Us please send us an add request.

For those of you that have tried to reach Us via Yahoo IM. We have been having a lot of problems with it. I have now uninstalled and reinstalled the program several times.  It now seems to be working. 

I have received at least one message claiming that I deleted a person from Our yahoo IM list. It would have been impossible for Me to do so as I couldn't even access yahoo IM for several hours. I have no clue what this person was talking about and I am still confused. Hopefully the yahoo IM problems have been fixed. 

OK so here's the deal. We're not going to be requesting a potential sub or slave to change her profile before We have met in person. If you want to take that initiative and do it on your own that's fine. We do not feel comfortable in asking this of someone We've never met. It's just how We handle things. It's not to be mean or cruel. It's actually very respectful of the gift of submission.

 If you are communicating with Us online then please make sure that you have a reason to be angry before having a tantrum. Far too often misunderstandings occur due to the fact that just reading words being typed on the screen does not always lend itself to proper communication. If you need clarification just ask Us. If you make assumptions and walk away you could be missing out on a great opportunity.

How to get invited to Our home for a trial period.

1) Good Manners

2) Be Punctual

3) Frequent & Honest Communication (The more frequent you communicate with Us the more interested you will appear to Us.)

How NOT to get invited for a trial period.

1) Rudeness

2) Being Late Frequently

3) Dishonesty

4) Refusal to Communicate (Inability to communicate due to computer failure, internet issues, etc... does not constitute refusal to communicate.)

A big thank you to all those who felt compelled to write to Me and tell Me how much you like the "boob pic". The reason why I posted such a pic was just to prove that I was not lying that I am a Big , Beautiful Woman with rather large breasts and I was also hoping to let people that might be interested get an idea of how big I am as I do know that the description BBW covers a whole lot of different shapes and sizes. 

Countess Sophie

We've been asked a lot of the same questions over and over again. So I'm going to answer some of them here.

Do you like younger girls?

Sure do and We like the older ones too!

Are you interested in the services of a male sub?

Sorry fellas We're currently hunting unicorns, but We're always interested in making new friends.

Are you interested in a play session?

Sure We are and if you want to negotiate that with Us just let Us know.

Why do You insist on so much privacy and that your partners be discreet?

The main reason is because We are parents that live in a very closed minded community and We have heard horror stories of CPS taking kids because of parents being involved in the lifestyle. We ALWAYS put Our family first.

What are Your hard limits?

Nothing Illegal - No drugs, No children, No animals, No Diapers, No Watersports, No Scat, No Knife Play, No Fire Play, No Needle Play!

Do you use a safe word?

Yes We do in Our play sessions esp. with beginners and During any trial periods.

Do you practice safe sex?

Every single time! We insist on it!

Can I schedule a playdate with just one of You?

We are couple and We play together or not at all. We have allowed some one on one time for partners that We know well and have a relationship with.

Do You sell Your creations?

Sorry , but Countess Sophie doesn't sell Her creations. She has been known to give them to some of Our Dom/Domme friends and a few very luck playmates as gifts.

We will add more to this list as more come in.

Do you play with Bi-Curious Women?

 We sure do and We are comfortable with help a woman explore her curiosity to the fullest.

Our Hobbies:

Master Vince enjoys playing bingo, fishing, gardening, collecting Movies, Auctions, Flea Markets and Garage Sales.

Countess Sophie enjoys candlemaking, toy making, sewing, knitting, beading, Herbalism,

paper crafts, Gardening, Flea Markets, Garage Sales, and shopping.

We are a married Dom/Domme Couple. This means that We discuss Our feelings and opinions on EVERYTHING ! That includes all aspects of anyone that We allow to come into Our home and lives. If One of Us doesn't care either way that person will still speak to the other One. It's how We do things and it works well for Us. If you cannot repect that or handle it. Then don't waste Our Time or yours by contacting Us as We are DEFINITELY NOT THE COUPLE FOR YOU! However, if you can respect the fact that We are a team, a married couple, and that Our marriage is strong because of how We handle things We do encourage you to contact Us and look forward to hearing from you.

OK Now I am annoyed!  I understand internet problems, computer malfunctions, etc... . I have those issues from time to time. What I can't stand is rude people. The ones that tell you BRB when chatting on messenger and then leave you hanging. That is so very rude. How I am supposed to take your interest in us seriously if you can't even be bothered  to have a 5 minute conversation with Us.  So here's the deal if you contact Us on Yahoo or Skype be prepared to have an actual conversation with Us. We are not interested in a rude slave, or bratty sub. If this describes you then do us both a big favor and don't contact Us!

Just because We are considerate in our intial contact does NOT make us fakes, trolls, nor does it mean that We are inexperienced. What it DOES mean is that We are mature enough to understand that NOT ALL slaves/submissives belong to Us. GEEESH!

Place "I like purple" in you're contact to Us and We'll know that you read Our Journal entries. BTW those that do will take priority over those that don't!

Happy Birthday to My Hubby.  I was hoping to be able to give Him a show tonight , but when Our computers crashed it took Me a long time to get them up and running again. 

So, I didn't get the chance to find Him a proper B-day Present.  

Perhaps He will enjoy a belated one.    I would love to hear suggestions from some naughty sub/slaves.