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EVIL GENIUS seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopath for no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays will be provided. No weirdos. CALL: 1-555-MWAH-HAHA
Warning: Beware of frequent world domination attempts.
My ideal relationship is best described as "lifelong best friends with benefits....and a leash."
I'm a female sub (some switch in me with other females) that enjoys making many corny, dry jokes and humor every day and extremely loyal to whomever my partner is.
My Personality type (so you can pick your poison):
MBTI = INTJ Astrology = Scorpio Enneagram = 8w7 Rationalist temperament Vulcan :p Skeptic/Rational
More then anything, interested in meeting and making friends - I honestly don't expect to find love on here after this many years. But if you want to be with me, take the chance to message me first. I don't want a doormat as a mate, nor do I want an armchair dominate, I want a person.
As for more intimate issues, I would rather answer alot of questions then lay everything out here so I know you're taking the time to make an informed decision regarding any kind of relationship in your search. Humor, intelligence, and stubbornness is a must. And yes, intelligence is quite important - need I really explain what happens to world domination attempts when you have a super intelligent dominate and a follower who's intellect stops at saying narf? Exactly, please be somewhat intelligent - I want my world domination plans to succeed damn it! Oh, and a love of games and comics are also a must. If you're dominate, you better be more intelligent then I am.
On the flip side of that I have normal life, and I'm looking for someone who will be ready to play games and do non-sexual activities that are generally fun. I.e. expect to go to a shooting range every now and then to help me test out a new bow I made from time to time (I am a bowyer and archer on the side). Expect to play D&D, Shadowrun, and other games. I do work as a freelance artist and expect to be able to use partners as models for comics and illustrations. I am in the final stages of earning a degree in what is essentially comic books (sequential art) with a minor in concept art for game design. For dominates, that means you have to let me retain part of that life. I need to be able to do things like that. I'm not rich by a long shot, but I'm endlessly creative, fun, ambitious, very responsible and dependable, and always up to something. I have almost always hand-crafted the gifts I've giving to people for whatever occasion and have never really had a relationship that has lasted under a year. I am very long-term orientated.
I'm not really a sex toy (I only play one!), I'm a person. Challenge me to become better, but don't think you can get lazy in the process. I'm loyal, but please keep improving yourself. I don't want a dom who is going to let themself go. I also expect a dom to be stable. If you can't get your own life togeather, I'm not giving you mine. Dominance is as much of a gift as submission afterall. And lets be honest, fantasies aside, 24/7 in reality is the ability to grain the reins at a moment's notice - not letting go of life for some fantasy.
I can give pictures and cam, but that requires alot of trust first and foremost. Don't expect it right off the bat.
Despite showing some teeth here, I'm actually really sweet and you don't need to be scared of me. If someone isn't worth my time, I just want to scare them off before the time is wasted.
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