If you are going to contact Me, Do NOT simply say "i want to be your slave". Explain to Me WHY you feel that way, and what you feel qualifies you for the position. One line canned responses will not be acceptable. Anyone can say "i want to serve you". The ones that can explain that, with a response that shows they are serious and care about what they are saying, WILL get my attention. Please keep in mind that if I ask you a question that isn't a yes or no question, Then I DO expect a thoughtful answer. This means a paragraph, NOT a single sentence.