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Hello, I'm useless!!!!!!! I have changed my name here more often than a hooker changes panties. You can write me here or at my old profile ZombiesVitctimTV I don't know what I am. Maybe I'm crazy. Yes, I know that I am a pathetic piece of poop. By the way I like to eat my own poop too and I love yellow showers on my head in the spring. I will do whatever you tell me if you give me chocolate, then I will run away and disappear. So afraid of my own shadow and Winnie the pooh had sex with me last night in his pajamas. I want cookie monster to eat my bottom. I'm so afraid of zombies and Santa Claus. Angel dust is my friend, I sparkle like moonshit. I know I am fucked up and pathetic, but I will tease and insult you and run away. I did too much drugs in the 60's or maybe it was last year. I am drinking now. Drunk t-girl in love. Crazy in love sitting on her buttplug or maybe it is a potato. It tastes like ice cream when I lick it. If you find me please shame me in real life and turn me into the street whore that I truly am. I am tried of walking the streets of Paris along at night. I have sucked 1000 penises for crackers and absinthe. I need a pimp to slap and abuse me. A zombie pimp, but don't eat my brain ! I ate it already.
11/8/2014 4:19:51 PM
Please friend me if i have ever lied to you or you like  batshit crazy losers. I am a keyboard that barks like woof kangaroos. Ding ding ding. My toenail is an alarm clock.
MistressBden
 
 Age: 25
 Northridge, California