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Bisexual, married domme (domme-dom couple) looking for a butlermaid or stable boygirl for our country home.
Im happy to speak to anyone, regardless of age, sex, or orientation, as long as youre polite and interesting. I value brains above everything else, but Ill settle for dumb and pretty if youre willing to work hard. (N.B. I dont like being surprised by pictures of strangers junk, so I may not respond if your profile photo is your dick.)
I like older women and men of social standing. Its more fun to debase someone with dignity. Its certainly more flattering to be obeyed by a slave with looks or talent. So that means Im not looking for a sissy, a pet, or a baby. I want a full grown, functioning adult with a good job. (Also not looking for online, unless you can wash my dishes digitally.)
Feminist Marxist. All applicants MUST BE WOKE AF.
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*rubs temples* I'm usually very particular about my grammar and spelling, but this site is buggy as hell and NOT optimized for mobile, so all I can say is sorry, I'm doing my best. >_< |
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I recently bought a house in the country. It's been my goal for a long time, but I had to find just the right one. Somewhere old, far away from the city.
My dream is to work all day in my garden and out in the fields in the fresh air. To finally go in when the light fades, and the smell of wood smoke lingers in the cool air. To find dinner ready on the table, in my spacious, tidy home full of books, and fragrant flowers, and all fine things. My husband there to greet me, and a special someone to pamper us after a long, satisfying day.
I have a soft spot for Roman matrons and Victorian ladies of leisure. Can you imagine the luxury of being waited on, hand and foot, by a perfectly trained servant? Such bliss! |
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So the thing about having a dick pic as your profile picture is it makes me think you're only interested in your own dick.
ETA: That was a little negative. So how about some helpful tips? Tip one: Is your picture attractive? Gaping holes might be eye-catching, but they're not particularly aesthetic. You're trying to present the best side of yourself, so make sure your profile picture is as pleasing to the eye as you can make it. Sure, the domme of your dreams might be looking for a disgusting toerag, but she probably ISN'T looking for a close-up of your butt acne.
Tip two: No fuzzy photos! There's no excuse for posting a photo that makes you look like Bigfoot. We're all walking around with cameras in our pockets all day long, so you can't tell me "That's the best one I could find." Make the effort to present yourself. If you can't spend 10 minutes talking a nice picture, what does that say about what kind of sub you'll be?
Tip three: Fill out your profile! (I know that's not a photo tip, but whatever.) If I look at your profile and nothing's there, I don't think you're an international man of mystery, I just think you're too boring to think of something to say. And that's Undulatus's Tips For Great Profiles! |
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Spa day!
I'm treating myself to a hot salt bath and a pedi this evening. Think I'll soak for a while, sip expensive tea, and watch something morally improving.
Shame I have to scrub out the tub and make the tea myself, but I'm an independent woman, I'll cope. |
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