You May Be A Submissive If...

-If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you
may be a submissive.

-If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house
because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a
submissive.

-If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from
the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive.

-If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what
happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.

-If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the
word "switch", you may be a submissive.

-If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements draw
of the kitchen, you may be a submissive.

If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out
flushed and smiling, you may be a submissive.

-If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed
that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.

-If you surf the net to find your own webmaster, you may be a
submissive.

-If you go to the paint store just for the stir sticks,
you may be a submissive.

-If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically
yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.

-If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders, you may
be a submissive.

-If you anxiously wait to get from publishing houses the form letter
stating "Thank you for your submission.", you may be a submissive.

-If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are
linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least,
kinky in general)

-If you're envious of the neighbour dog's new spike collar & leash,
you may be a submissive.

-If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.

-If you go to the pet store, look at the leather collars, and pick
out two or three that match some outfits you own, you may be a
submissive!

-If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around
your knees, you may be a submissive.

-If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if
that means, whips are optional, you may be a submissive.

-If you can't make up your mind, you may be a submissive.

-If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked
women cat-fighting over a handsome Dom, you may well be a submissive.

-If your closet is full of knee pads, but you don't play sports, you
may be submissive.

-If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood,
you may be a submissive.

-If you think "I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON
someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show is to be held in your town, you
may be submissive