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OhBlimey here! I forgot my password, and thus decided on a name change.
In assessing ones primordial worth, a fellow must ask himself three important questions. 1) Have I consumed a lethal amount of tea? 2) Do I host a pencil moustache? 3) Have I attempted to join a sacrilegious or fictitious cult?
Essentially it’s an excuse to drink tea, shave less and register as a jedi. Anyway...
I’m not here to spout poetry or philosophy, and there isn’t any metaphysical urge driving my John-Thompson. I’m here simply for fun, excitement and frolics. I’ll save my ramblings of human psychology and my claims of superior knowledge for academic rants, not for websites filled with scantily-clad fetishists.
Rather than announce my entire life in a haunting paragraph for all the crazies to see, I’ll just keep this short and sweet. I know nothing of sport, football or lager, I have never punched somebody in the face, and I have no idea how to light a barbecue. I’m also a switch...
If you want to know any more, please do ask.
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