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Dont let my bumbling put you off - Im a friendly man really
And now for something completely different.
I wonder if I could intrude upon a little of your time,
Im a friendly kind of chap, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my submissive personality, closely followed by my smashing arms. My friends say Im very friendly and that I have great arms and acceptable eyebrows, but what would I know? I just live in this heap of junk they call my body.
I work as a computer programmer, helping clients. This allows me to exercise my skills patience and resourcefulness. The most interesting thing thats happened to me at work, is that Big Bird asked me for a sandwich. Of course, I was astounded that such a person would have time for muggins here. Of course, I made the sandwich.
My life goals include
Meet Eric Idle
Become worthy of you
Become the best computer programmer I can be
Help all the clients in the world
If youre the right woman for me, youll be hilarious and clever. You wont be afraid to stand up to me and will have a healthy respect for the environment.
My ideal date would involve football in Canada with a hairy woman by my side. While were there, I worship your soft toes, only able to ire to being worthy of you.
Im just a humble chap trying to make my way in the world. I cannot imagine why youd want to date little old me, but if an ordinary, nice bloke is something you think you could find yourself growing to love, I do have all my own teeth and an adequate pension plan.
A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
If you can find it in your heart to take pity on a hopeless romantic, please give me a whirl.
Yours hopefully
Ttmred
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