Captains log, Stardate 2012:I've ventured back into the, hmm, what should I call it? Not quite a dating scene. Anyway, I have some very lonely nights it would be nice to spend them with the right lady. I hope she isn't a Klingon but phasers are set on stun just in case. I suppose a Klingon might be considered a rose compared to a Romulan. Then what do I know having never met either.
Its early morning and I'm all coffee'd and need to get busy soon. It's good to see I still have my quirky sense of humor and would be awesome to share it.
Thats all for now.
(I don't expect to be posting in Captains log mode often)
P.S. People if you read this I have absolutely no interest in married women. I'm not fond of lots of tattoos either. I love fried chicken and gravy and good cooks. I don't drink and don't use drugs. I was born country and love the outdoors. I think I broke myself of sarcasm. I hope I speak what I say and will try to do the same with you. I may backslide at times.
I won't swing unless its a really nifty piece of playground equipment.
I won't list traits of women I prefer because quite frankly I'm attracted to many I see and value whats inside too much to judge by looks. I hope thats true. I enjoy holding hands and kissing. Girls only need apply. If you smell sweet and look good in lacey things thats a plus.
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