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Hey guys, Bratty lil fucker here, but you may call me TrumZi, or prodigy. I like prodigy. Implies Im good at something.
Im the kinky alter-ego of an ex-wandering, now regretfully contributing member of society, a lovable rogue with questionable sexual tendencies. Im not a man who gives much of a shit about protocol, obedience, or taking myself too seriously. If youre looking for a laugh, Im probably your guy, but thats not to say that the right person comes along I wont be an obedient lil bitch. Just its not my default persona.
Apologies for the vulgarity, but I believe language evolves, and efficient use of it requires succinct use of swearing. It gives language an additional layer of emotion and purpose, that I find common vernacular lacks.
So, my dearest reprobates, welcome to the kink Curriculum Vitae.
Profile
TrumZi.
Chaotic Neutral.
SubbySwitchyServiceTop, with 9 years of experience with various roles responsibilities.
Some would say Im a hedonist, others would say TrumZi8253 Who the fuck is that?
511 (But on Tinder Im 6).
Demisexual, I think?
Bondage addict.
Huge Legend
Slight ego, youll barely notice it.
Into gentle femdommes mainly because they dont hit you as hard, or make you do the washing up.
Turns to frightened subby goop at thinly veiled threats.
Getting into rope again.
Kink interests
Bondage. (LeatherRopeMetal)
Things that go well with bondage.
Taking the piss out of Dommes and hoping I dont get my head kicked in.
Being put in my fucking place (Which, naturally, is on a pedestal.).
Takedown,
Nipple clamping people to things.
Play fightingwrestling.
Sensory deprivation.
Unis.
Struggling.
Mild impact (Thuddy as a bottom, stingy as a top).
Wax.
Violet Wands.
Sensation play.
Women who are the embodiment of pure, unfiltered, evil. You know the ones im talking about, when they raise their eyebrow and youre like oh no shes gonna fuck me in the ass again. Yeah thats the good shit.
Gag Reflex Torture.
Boobs.
Kink Curiosities
Crying.
Medieval Restraints.
E-stim
Chastity.
Pegging.
Vanilla interests
Asian Food.
Guitar.
Travel.
Video games (Currently Overwatch).
Taking the piss.
Claiming Im into mountain biking but only going twice a year cos Im a fat lazy shit.
Rain
Flipping the pillow over to get to the cold side.
Boobs
Qualifications Accomplishments
Looks cute when tied up.
Has a Netflix account.
I once came so hard while standing up I fell over and landed in it.
Got naked in front of mount doom.
Flew A RedBull stunt plane and was only sick once.
Excellent references available upon request, and only some of them are doing it in exchange for me to stop my pathetic attempts at cunnilingus.
Seriously, have you ever tried it? Its like trying to crack open a moist, fleshy combination locked safe using your face. Its not easy. I have a lot of respect for men who eat pussy like it owes them money, but I get tired.
Anyway, I digress. In a nutshell, I have a fetish for girls who dress up like themselves and act like a bitch all the time. Wanna be my fetish?
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