With winter and the Holidays almost upon us and I find myself in need of some men. I need a man that is prepared to do lawn work and most importantly shovel my driveway when it snows. I offer you nothing in exchange for this. The knowledge that you performed well should be reward enough. I also need a man that can provide me with the Holiday I deserve and I deserve nothing but the very best.   

Has the art of letter writing been lost? Do men not know that lines like “Hi, you sound (fill in the blank) let’s chat” sound like “Hi, I’m horny, let’s screw” to women? When writing please tell me something about yourself and why you think I would be interested in you. Try reading my profile and maybe, just maybe, you can get some idea of what I am looking for. Here is another hint, read my interest. If they match up with yours say so. If they do not match with yours say so. This is like pulling teeth. I know I sound like a bitch, but that is because I am one. Your job is to make me your bitch. Notice I said job which often equates to work or effort, so get to work, put in some effort and maybe, just maybe we can do more than chat!