This is hilarious! This is f*cking hilarious! I must share it!

1. If you wear a metal chastity device, make sure that your face will not be reflected as you take your own picture. Heehee.

2. If your little cookie gets swollen in that cb, you remove it and don't force it. Otherwise, you will get what you wish for: your little cookie will fall off and your name legally will be changed to Erica from Eric. Do you get it, moron?

OK, guys. Some of you really need to get down to the Earth and start walking on your own foot.

I don't *bject (*=o; for some reason the system deleted the word from my entry) different sexual traits and have no problem understanding them, but... have you ever thought about how you REALLY look like in female dresses and make-up?

You look like man hater bitches. There is a reason why God gave you a cock, and not a pussy. Please continue to dress up like a woman (free country, right?), just for God sake, do not post any freaking picture of yourself. If you still do (again, free country!), don't check out my profile, because I hate to have nightmares.

Tschuss.

For Gawd's sake: where did I post that I want only men who were born around 1988????????? That would make me almost a P-phile!

To all wonderful men who are ready to get on knees and serve me:

Playtime is over.

And now "you can hack that damn thing off so you quit thinking with it for 5 seconds and get your ass over here to clean my freaking house, pick up the groceries, pay the bills and for once in your life be worth something..."

(I found it on a domina's page, and thought it worthy enough to share, because I do agree with it)

Oh so many superficial men who are complaining about fake women. C'mon guys, look into the mirror! Have you done some googling lately? No? Save the time that you are wasting to flush blood into your cocks after seeing a sexy picture or to type your notes, and use that for image searching. You'd find out immediately where those pictures came from. And you don't have to accept chat requests or reply to mails, then posts how flakies wanted to milk you, and how supersmart you are. Kapis? Of note, reading some chat descriptions, if I would be a man, who by the way carries his brain in his skull, not in his ball sack, I would have logged out after the third line.

From a friend of mine:

CBS commentator, Andy Rooney on women over 40: "As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Most guys have no idea what they look for. Decide! Is she dominant? Or submissive? Or a switch?

Enough from the malicious mails. What part of being on vacation in South Africa did not you understand? Yes. On vacation. In South Africa. That's where the picture was taken. Why does it ring the bell of a scammer immediately in your mind? Don't know, but if it does, quit contacting me.