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I will be leaving soon. I am moving over to Craig's List and Blendr. |
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Are you dating a PSYCHOPATH? Expert reveals the traits to look out for
http://dailym.ai/2vtrRQM |
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It is hilarious to read sub/slave profiles that set the contact criteria for when a prospective Dominant emails them.
THAT IS NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!
The sub/slave is suppose to contact the Dominant. #SMH |
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I know they didn't survey me ....
Sperm count in Western men plunges
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/sperm-count-west-men-health-drop-60-per-cent-years-modern-life-a7859491.html |
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In Vegas all week and I have to admit, this is a target rich environment |
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I get better luck on Craig's List then I do on CS. Good gosh this site is sad. |
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Every young man should watch the HOT / CRAZY Matrix Video.
https://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU |
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Why do fat chicks put photos of their fat swollen feet and pudgy toes in their profile photos? |
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Going to Vegas soon. Whoop whoop |
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I read somewhere on a forum that a woman's "value" drops as she gets older whereas a man's worth increases.
At first I thought it was a typical BDSM post by a Dominant. However, I have come to realize there was great wisdom in his posting. |
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I know what I want, and from that I REFUSE to be monogamous! The ONLY thing that keeps a woman at bay is the threat of another woman. Once you swear you have selected one woman above all others, the women you selected will change her position and attempt to dominate.
Hence ... the other woman. |
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There is a porno out called "pissing in perviepixie's throat". If you are a slave/sub and can do that ... wow ... you have my FULL INTEREST! |
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See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.?id=773070
100% Master/Mistress
98% Dominant
89% Primal (Hunter)
85% Owner
69% Bondage giver
65% Non-monogamist
62% Experimentalist
57% Daddy/Mommy
56% Brat tamer
50% Degradation giver
49% Sadist
38% Voyeur
29% Vanilla
28% Exhibitionist
16% Masochist
11% Ageplayer
6% Switch
1% Bondage receiver |
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"Gay Trans-Sub" you are still a dude!
You still have the X & Y chromosome.
List yourself as a man NOT a woman!
#smh |
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I am from the south. In the south women are taught the skill of how to carry a conversation or keep a conversation alive. Basically, a conversation is BIDIRECTIONAL. If you are interested SPEAK. For when you go silent my assumption is you have lost interest.
I am not a mean person. If you send me a polite email it will be well received. |
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Happy 4th of July
A free people [claim] their rights as derived from the laws of nature, and not as the gift of their chief magistrate.
- Thomas Jefferson: Rights of British America, 1774. |
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Okay, don't get mad if you go on my block list. I put people on my block list because I am not interested, they were not interested or they had an age restriction in their profile that I was unqualified. If you feel you are on my block list in error set up a new profile and contact me. I am not a mean person I just know what I want. |
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You have just crossed the river into total BULLSHIT when someone says they don't have a smart phone. |
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I laugh every time someone is referred to me for extreme use. Especially when I put a hold harmless legal release in front of them to sign and they now have second thoughts and don't sign. LOL |
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I travel to STL quite often for the entire week. |
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I find it really annoying when a conversation has started then by the third email the respondent abruptly logs off without a cordial departure, only to respond days later. That is just rude. #SMH |
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To all those who gave their lives so others continue to fight for freedom and liberty, happy Memorial Day. |
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Happy Mother's Day to all the sub/slaves.
And to those who aren't mothers, give me a ping and we can work on next year. ;-) |
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Doing a lot of travel lately and it is getting warmer. This means people are going to start to display their fucking nasty ass feet. |
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I have been on/off this site from its very inception (e.g., collarme.com) and the single biggest improvement they could ever do is to automatically delete profiles that go inactive for over 90 days. |
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Road Trip to New Jersey ... off we go! |
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Any woman who posts photo after photo of vibrators is a woman to AVOID!!!! |
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I started a Whisper group, "Dominant Men".
http://wis.pr/f/wtnjie1 |
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Sometimes I have to shake my head in amazement with the women on CS. I occasionally get the challenge to "validate" whether or not I am serious, real or legitimate. Then when I do they "ghost" - disappear. Love making the frauds run for the hills. |
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New Jersey On business.
Drinks anyone? |
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People are so emotionally fragile on this site. |
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Looks like "SluttySusan" on CS is actually someone very famous
(URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2405429/Newlyweds-Denise-Welch-Lincoln-Townley-stop-smiling-step-denim.html) |
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Enjoying South Beach this week |
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Boston marathon day. #Awesome |
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In Boston this week. Windy |
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In Harm's Way
What an amazing movie. |
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Differences anatomy explain why some people have difficulty orgasming
For men it is in the BRAIN for women it is about position
http://dailym.ai/1TActaL |
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I read this today and thought it relevant to my Master philosophy of only involving myself with a "qualified sub".
Essentially, only involving yourself with a woman who is qualified at bringing peace and tranquility into the M/s dynamic. Therefore, you will duplicate this throughout all your relationships and others will witness this about you.
"Researchers have long been aware of a phenomenon they call "mate-choice copying," which describes what happens when women like other women's boyfriends.
A 2012 study suggests that women only like the object of someone else's affection if that someone else is kind.
Forty female participants looked at groups of three images in which a photo of a woman was sandwiched in between two photos of men. The woman was captured in profile, so that she appeared to be looking at one of the men. Sometimes she was smiling; sometimes she was wearing a neutral expression. Sometimes she had been described as pleasant; sometimes she had been described as unpleasant.
When the women were asked which man they found more attractive, they tended to choose the man who was being "looked at" by a smiling, pleasant woman." |
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Idaho is one boring place. Nice people but boring.
Glad I am flying back to boring Portland Sunday. 😆😆 |
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Found a profile that seems legit once you consider the emotion but is showing all the signs of a "catfish" profile. (SueACydell)
It is interesting how they leverage web photos/profiles to spark the interest in the lower IQ males while presenting themselves as legitimate.
http://acidcow.com/girls/35312-sexy-girls-in-short-shorts-30-pics.html
http://www.da-kolkoz.com/sexy/le-mini-short-c-est-sexy/
http://www.perversius.com/search/?c=1&kwid=5491&q=Blonde|Blondie
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Off to San Fran this week. |
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Chilling in Florida ... LOVE the east coast! |
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What shape are YOUR breasts?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3444055/Lingerie-brand-identifies-seven-different-breast-shapes.html |
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Happy V Day everyone ... may the slaves stay tied and the subs get the spankings of your life.
Keep it pink/red! |
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Dear gaaaaawd people!
Check the background of your photos and wipe the cum and zit stains off the mirrors before you post selfies.
Argh ... learn how to "stage" your photos so you can put your best foot forward.
Trash is just going to be trash.
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Fraudsters often amuse me. I find it a mental chess game. Who can make who blink first. So far they have always blinked with me.
Now enter the emotionally immature younglings. They always get fucked by the fraudsters. This leads to more laughter on my part.
So how many more emotionally feeble fucks are going to get double fucked by the fraudsters this year remains to be seen. (But I will watch and laugh.)
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I just had to snicker that the youngling who wrote this;
"Anyone who does not have a college education, is voting republican, or denies climate change should not message me."
I thought to myself; "Self, I vote neither Rep. or Demonrat because they
are both strongly Socialist and I totally support Global Warming."
I support Global Warming because 15,000yrs ago we were under 15 miles of ice (Laurentide Ice Sheet). Now we have a green lush planet to live in with awesome warm coastlines and flowing rivers.
Oh wait ... I have to go let my new F250 Diesel Truck idle in my driveway again for an hour. After all, I need to do my part toward global warming.
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In DC next week for a magazine shoot. Hope the models are ready this time. |
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So many people on these sites have such massive personality disorders it is amazing they can have fruitful lives. "belladestiny" get some help honey. Try some professional help and maybe some strong psychotropic medication too.
From: belladestiny
Dated: 12/31/15 12:26 PM
face reality much. I'm a sapiosexual...meaning a woman of higher than normal intelligence. You aren't good enough for me. In fact you are a pathetic joke and beneath me. You are full of bull shit and full of yourself. You did not dine with those you say you did. You are a fantasy writer at best. In reality you are probably some little boy typing away to women on here in your mother;s basement. Those who have to brag are the ones full of shit and insecure. NOW YOU MAY FUCK OFF AND GET A REAL LIFE LITTLE SISSY BOY!!!!
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I have said this for years. "Leggin's ain't pants"
https://www.facebook.com/jamiedell0680/videos/10207151508684657/?permPage=1
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When a journalist asked Maureen O'Hara in 2004 how she remained so beautiful, she explained:
“I was Irish. I remain Irish. And Irish women don’t let themselves go.” |
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Maureen O'Hara died today. R.I.P. beautiful lady. |
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People often wonder why I demand so much from my slaves. It is simple, I demand so much from my slaves because I demand that much more from myself as a true man and Master. |
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I am so ashamed to be a Democrat tonight. This debate was such a cluster fuck it isn't funny. |
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Seems there are some women into fisting and stretching. I have a very quick answer, get pregnant and have a natural birth.
That ought to fix that fetish real quick. |
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Proclaim you are educated and "world traveled" yet respond to an email with "thnks"? Seriously?
Bad first impression. |
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There is nothing as gorgeous as the female form. |
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If you behave like flip-flops don't expect to be treated like Christian Louboutin's. |
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Staying on Catalina this week. |
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I found this article interesting;
The reason that male rock stars are more likely to get throngs of groupies is the same reason that women are less likely to ogle men’s bodies.
Women are attracted to very different things than men are.
All of my friends who are decent with women would agree that their age is hardly a liability in attracting and dating younger women.
There are certain venues where age is prohibitive, such as online dating, where women seeking out men will filter based on logical preference.
But in person, a 25-year-old woman is just as likely to respond to a 40-year-old man as she is to a 25-year-old man.
And this is not simply conjecture by friends of mine with inflated egos. It’s science.
There is a very specific reason why women are attracted to older men and not the other way around.
At Colgate University, a study was conducted
where 300 male and female students rated facial features that were subtly altered on Identi-Kit models.
Identi-Kit is used by police to build pictures of sought-after persons.
Facial composites constructed from Identi-Kit materials were used to assess the impact of characteristically mature and immature eyebrows, eyes, lips, and jaws on perceptions of social dominance and attractiveness. Male and female faces were identically composed except for hair.
Subjects rated faces on scales for dominance and attractiveness. Mature traits were hypothesized to make all faces look dominant and male faces appear attractive. Female faces were predicted to look attractive when displaying immature, non-dominant facial cues.
The results confirmed that mature traits generally raised dominance and attractiveness ratings for male faces.
The traits that successfully raised dominance ratings for male faces made females look less attractive. Eye size had the most reliable effect on both dominance and attractiveness ratings for female faces. Eyes that make females look non-dominant also made them look attractive.
The reason that women are attracted to older men and men are less likely to be attracted to older women: dominance. Dominance is an aphrodisiac for women.
In animals, physical and social traits identify dominance in males.
Social dominance is measured by success in attracting mates and forming coalitions with other males. In other words: high status. The rock star.
Physical markers indicating dominance differ in species and include things like horn size in sheep and graying in gorillas. Physical dominance markers often coincide with age markers.
In primates, the “square jaw” is attractive because primates with fully-developed teeth have a stronger jaw and they can use those teeth to intimidate other individuals.
As men age, they are more likely to achieve higher social status and be socially dominant. This makes men more attractive as they get older.
However, dominant attributes, such as a square jaw and rock star status, only benefit males when it comes to attraction. Females tend to attract mates via the “cute response.”
Infantile features such as thick lips and large eyes are appealing because they stimulate the care-taking response.
When maintained into adulthood, these physical attributes are attractive because they display youth and non-dominance.
The fact that men are much more sensitive to youth and physical beauty is not surprising. After a certain age, women are completely unable to reproduce, where as men are physically able to reproduce their entire lives.
The differential expression of attraction between men and women reflects that.
You could almost write it on a greeting card: I get sexier as I get older. For men, at least, it’s true.
http://approachanxiety.com/2011/07/why-women-are-attracted-to-older-men/
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I read something tonight that made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself. Apparently, an Asian submissive has been asked if she was a "natural" blonde Asian.
#WTF! For Christ sake are there that many public school graduates in America? A blonde Asian is like discovering the existence of a "cat-dog" (and not the cartoon).
No wonder the women in the BDSM community have such a low respect of the new dominants. Oh ... and she has a "fan club". A submissive with a fan club? (I have to stop ... I can hardly breathe ... holy shit batman!)
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Fired back up my FetLife profile let us see how that goes. |
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Getting a pedicure today. Something very rewarding about having a woman at my feet. 😈 |
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I must put 5 to 10 people a day on my block list. I almost hate to see how large it has grown. |
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If the type of drink you prefer equates to the woman or man you seek, then what do you like to drink?
I prefer Single Malted Whiskys (the proper spelling does not have an "e").
What is your drink? |
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The CollarSpace quote of the century: "I am a woman and I have a penis. if that's not okay with you you're transphobic and can fuck off. :)"
How much more devoid of reality can anyone mentally become than that individual associated with that quote. Son, if you have both the X and the Y chromosome then you are a DUDE!
Grow the fuck up people. |
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It has now come out after the Adult Friend Finder web sight breach that only 2% of the people on the website were actually women. False advertising? |
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Happy Memorial Day to all my veteran brothers. |
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Adult Friend Finder and possibly Alt.com was hacked so watch your credit cards. |
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Previous slaves often ask me if there is ever a second chance to become my slave again? To this question my answer is typically the same, there is always a second chance but never a third.
The reason to limit the reoccurrence of a relationship is to prohibit reinforcing bad behavior. Get it right or get gone, stop fucking around with bad behavior and reward good behavior. |
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TLC will now broadcast a special on Submissive Wives.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3082398/Three-submissive-wives-lift-lid-unique-marriages-reveal-believe-female-submission-key-happy-life.html |
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Happy Mother's Day.
Not a mother? Want to become one? 😎 |
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People tend to find it easy to blame a system or idea rather than accepting responsibility themselves. If this lifestyle does not provide you, what you feel you are needing then maybe it isn't this lifestyle that is at fault - it is you. There is a point in everyone's life that you have to realize maybe your station in life is a result of good or bad decisions you have made not because of an idea or concept. Accept responsibility for you and watch your life change.
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Had a bit of an odd run-in with a potential candidate. Essentially, my reputation in BDSM is that of an open, honest and experienced Master, who hates melodrama and dumb asses. Therefore, before I involve myself with someone I make damn sure they are mentally and emotionally solid.
From this my word is my bond. If I say it, if those words leave my mouth, they should be treated as words directly from the mouth of Jesus Christ himself; the Gospel Truth.
Accordingly, when my word is challenged over stupidity this is an absolute deal breaker in all instances without exception. From this I will terminate all communications with that individual forever.
As a mature adult you must remain in control of your emotions or get on medication.
The key reason for this zero tolerance policy of mine is one thing; in the slave's darkness, in her time of self doubt, she should do nothing more than repeat my words back to herself for that added internal strength in her moment of weakness. |
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Why do women cut their hair off when they have man problems? |
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I have never understood the concept of "pussy stretching". For me, I want that fresh water clam to be virgin tight. |
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I reviewed an article where an English researcher measured 1,500 cocks from all over the world. He took into account different geographical and socio-economic factors when conducting his research. Essentially, his findings showed the average cock size was 5.1 inches.
I will be accepting applications. ;-) |
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Being new to the west coast I am amazed at the pervasiveness of slovenly attire and grooming standards among men and some women. Especially the trend among men to maintain unkept, untrimmed beards or pre-pubescent facial hair is qroutesque and loutish. Then I was hit with the stark reality these men are probably dog-butt ugly and the facial cover is a complement to their aesthetics. |
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When I read profiles on BDSM sites like CollarSpace I often wonder WTF people are thinking. Okay ladies I am going to give you some high quality advice on writing a profile that targets a Dominant, heterosexual man with both the X and the Y chromosomes.
1) Men don't read.
- - Write in short simple sentences
- - Use bullet statements
2) Say what you want to say
- - Get to the point
- - Stop explaining and complaining
3) Do not give direction
- - You are not our mother, so stop being one
- - Telling a dominant what to do in your profile, "read my entire profile", is a clear sign that you are a closet bitch
4) Quality over Quantity
- - If reading your profile is important to you and you have followed 1 - 3, now it is obvious the Dominant hasn't read your profile BLOCK HIM!
- - Do not lecture Dominants in your profile
5) Hard limits are HARD LIMITS
- - Slaves do NOT have any hard limits
- - Subs: When I read a profile and see something I enjoy on the HARD LIMITS list I Block the profile. Think this through before you list them in your profile.
6) Learn "Small Talk"
- - As a Dominant if I have to carry the conversation I quickly lose interest
- - - With my southern "up-bringing" southern women of culture were taught "small talk". Therefore, to catch and hold a quality Dominant's interest you must be engaging. (Think about it)
7) Men ARE visual creatures
- - If you don't have a photo of yourself in your profile, get one.
- - If you want the respect of BDSM Dominants then post classy photos
- - If you post filthy photos of yourself choking on another man's cock, trust me you will not be treated like the Virgin Mary
8) Bad Grammer
- - Idiots can't write, men can.
9) Watch your Journals
- - Discussing intimate details about life or relationships in your journals will be used against you by abusers.
10) Boys are pigs, Men are Hogs
- - So what? Seriously, this is a degrading over generalization towards men but I'll work with it.
- - Knowing the man you are after is a hog make him your hog.
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SMH. I realize I am a hard man to get to know but I have NEVER done any drugs, been arrested or ever had any STD. So when I consider a submissive I take my time to get to know her. I even learn about the good/poor choice of men in her life.
Once I discover she (a potential sub/slave) has a history of picking bad or abusive men I sever all ties and walk away. Why? Simple, I am not Here to train anyone on how to behave in a positive BDSM relationship. The potential either has the personal drive or not. Nothing in life is easy, especially finding a good, powerful "top-shelf" Master. So, as a sub/slave once you find a man who has a high level of control in his personal life you (as a sub/slave) must mind yourself.
So this whole notion that a sub/slave is a "bratty" sun/slave is lunacy and a outward admission of a severe character flaw that any Master worth his salt should avoided at all costs. |
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Bottoming doesn’t make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re there, please make me a sandwich.
— Michael Makai, Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook |
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Every guy must watch this; The Hot Crazy Matrix.
http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU
Okay people are already emailing me asking my opinion as to who would be a good example of 10/10 (Crazy/hot). Leaving my personal experience out of this and depending on your age the 10/10 bat shit crazy would be Pracilla Presley or Miley Cirus (Miley is more like a 7 in looks but she is bat shit crazy).
Who would be your 10/10?
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OSU won the college football national championship with a third string QB. Congrats OSU! |
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Fuck Your "submission"
Don't bring me yourself as some pretty thing.
perfect and shiny
full of adoration and devotion.
Don't show me the face you think that I want to see.
The obedient, mass produced mirror of surrender..
Don't tell me I'm the best there is,
or all you've ever wanted.
Lies dishonor me.
Don't say those beautiful words that you've heard and read,
like a of a movie you think we should be.
Bring me your broken and messy
Your needs and aching desires.
Your shame and failures,
justified or not.
I want your lowest and basest form.
Prostrate before me like a soiled canvas.
Worn and worried,
frayed and folded.
Bring me your weakest moments
and darkest fears.
Lay them at my feet
and wash them with your tears.
Then give my your hands
Your eyes
Your heart
To hold
And dry
And mend
Give me all the parts you want to hide the most
To cleanse in the flames of pain and pleasure.
That is true submission.
And where we must begin. |
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RIP: Joe Cocker; "You can leave your hat on" - the start of mainstream BDSM. |
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What did you ask Santa for this year? |
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Go Noles! Fear the spear! |
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Every seasoned man will tell you that there is a fine line between female hotness and female "cra-cra" (crazy). A woman hits a point in her life where her aesthetics cannot counter her "cra-cra". When this happens and if she doesn't make some drastic changes the sane men in her life will vacate. Now she faces a life with other male-trolls or her male "cra-cra" counterparts. |
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. |
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If I said it once I will say it again the only way you can truly control a woman is with the threat of another woman in your life. |
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Love reading about feeble minded men who have been catfished. Most look like trolls anyway but their egos are so large they honestly believe a model wants to submit to them. Then once they figure it out they realize that they were pwned and are out a sum of cash. Awesome! I just laugh my ass off. |
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Now women want to be mothers 'the natural way'. Okay, submit your application and I will give you serious consideration. |
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Same old bull crap on this site. Just had someone try to tell me they are Indian bollywood actress Amisha Patel. What a joke. |
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I do so miss ACC/SEC football. |
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So it is true I moved from Atlanta to Portland, OR; a southern gent in the deep west wilderness. The people out here are wonderfully sweet but overly trusting if not naive or gullible.
Most of the Socialist live downtown Portland so they basically leave the true money earners alone in the burbs.
Housing is massively overpriced with the quality of the construction being substandard to a majority of the country I have lived in or purchased. This may be standard because most people in Oregon have never traveled and thusly do not know any better (e.g., gullible).
I have to hand it to the water sportsmen/activist in protecting their water purity. Seems most of the country should follow suit. Georgia (according to my dear departed father) had some beautiful and clear waterways but they are now deeply polluted with farm, industrial or raw sewag waist. Even the "Hooch" in Atlanta used to be a wonderfully clean river running through the heart of the city. People used to swim, tube,fish and raft the "Hooch". But over the last ten years so much raw sewage is being dumped into the river from the city it is now toxic. |
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I just found out the sight is back up. Has some major glitches from a mobile device but at lease something is running. |
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Happy Mother's Day.
What? Not a mother? Do you want to be? (Evil laugh) |
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Really sad = Adult men taking selfies in front of the bathroom mirror (especially if they didn't wash the zit juice off the mirror) |
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Why are the Portlandian men so passive aggressive?
It seems to me there is a significant lack of dominant DNA in this city. |
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Every time I see photos in a profile that are obviously not theirs I think; "Seriously? How sad are you that you do not have a life of your own and you still live the BDSM fantasy."
Then again I guess it is like most Americans who live in a fantasy world and ignore reality. |
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Are we having fun yet Atlanta?
14 Degrees when I woke up this morning and 4" of snow.
Wonder what Atlanta would do if they really had snow? |
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Merry Christmas. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCEfNxxoV4c |
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I love real life stories like the one of this dumb ass Brian Hile (link below). So there is this guy (Brian Hile, 29, California) who got caught up in a Catfishing scheme by a gay South African man. The gay man used the images of a well known model (Tiffany Watkins) to Catfish this ole'dumb ass Brian (Stupid fuck). So once Brian realized the scheme he gets mad and now seeks out retribution on the innocent swim suite model. Brian (aka: Ugly Fat Fuck with crazy eyes) is now in prison becoming butt buddies with bubba as convicted felon. I guess some people think they are "All Madden" when they aren't even a bag of chips.
Now, if you look on Collarme you will note (and I have tracked them) two profiles that use this same woman's photographs - although one profile has removed those photos but I still track it. I can't post the profile name here because of TOS but I keep them and track them to see how many dumb asses will get caught as a Catfish.
People (especially men) amaze me at how stupid they are on these personal sites. There was an offsite blog that was created to help stupid fucks not get caught up in Catfishing but it ended up a name calling session.
Basically, you have to apply some simple rules that always catch a cat-fisherman. I have a "zero tolerance" policy with some basic rules and if any one of those rules are violated I terminate communication and move on with life.
Stalker jailed after plotting to murder swimwear model after hoaxer used her photo to fool him in 'catfish' internet dating scheme
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528570/Stalker-revenge-falling-catfish-internet-dating-hoax-sentenced-five-years-prison.html
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When I review a potential sub/slaves profile I often look to see who is on their friends list. Recently, I have used TinEYE to check the photos of these guys and needless to say most are stolen from porn sites. So now I just "check" this individual off the ole' prospect list. ;-)
I guess what is good for the goose is sauce for the gander. |
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Have people forgotten the skill of "small talk" in getting to know someone? It used to be a skill of southern women but lately it seems to be a lost art form. |
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God allowed man to design and create clothes because some of you should NEVER be seen nude. Think of this when you post nude photos of yourself.
Now for the men on this site. Unless you enjoy humility don't post cock shots thinking your wanker is an amazingly huge Phallic. Women know the difference and unless you are hung they will laugh at you - stupid. Besides guys know too and they will laughter at you as well - even if you are black. (BTW the worlds largest cock is white)
Overall take pride in yourself. |
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Okay. People have been emailing me asking what did my friend do once his 27yr old "Little Girl" who crapped her diapers.
Once he got over the shock, smell and utter anger he gathered up her clothes and things and put them in her car. He then returned to his livingroom gently picked up his 27yr old "Little Girl" under the guise he was going to change her shitty diaper. He walked her through his side room into the driveway and placed her and her shitty diaper ass I her car seat and told her to go home. He walked back inside closed/locked the door and turned out the lights.
Funny thing is she still calls him wanting him wanting to come back - shitty diapers and all. LOL!
Yes. As you can imagine I still give him shit! LOL LOL
I told him this year I am ging to get him Baby Wipes for Christmas.
He he did say that if you ever change a baby diaper once and you see the volume of crap they have then multiply that by a Thousand the you have a diaper of 27yr old crap.
So to all you "Daddy Doms" I have two words of advice for your weak asses; Diaper Genie.
Daddy Doms = pedophiles in training
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I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
So a Dom friend of mine wanted to try his hand at this new BDSM fad; "Daddy Dom".
Well he started a new profile as a Daddy Dom. Soon found someone and they planned a weekend together. She is pretty and a younger girl so the Daddy aspect was in full swing.
Full swing right up and up and until she changed into diapers and came into the living room. Wait, it gets better. So the diapers were fine he was mentally able to work through the diaper aspect and put memories of his kids to the side. But when the 27yr old took a crap in her diapers and wanted him to change them he lost it!
I still have a big belly laugh over these Daddy Doms. Get out the Diaper Genie. LMFAO! |
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Just thinking out loud ...
If some of the men put some of the things into our profile that you ladies do the public ridicule would be immeasurable.
Ladies, read your profile as though you were reading a guys profile and ask yourself; "Would I want to date/see this man?" |
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I have said this for at least three decades!
http://jamesmsama.wordpress.com/2013/11/06/10-ways-to-know-youre-dating-a-real-man/
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Someone asked me if I would consider a gangbang. I said sure, how many girls are you bringing for me to bang? |
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Rule: The only way to totally control a woman is with the threat of another woman. |
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Clue: If the background of your photo looks like the FBI just conducted a raid of your house - do NOT contact me. |
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It amazes me the level of effort the men on this site will go through to obtain a photo (or two) of a woman.
If they put this much effort into their lives we would have a much better country. |
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Being submissive is more than learning, it is doing.
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Happy Halloween everyone! Be safe! |
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Don't you love these women who put things like, "brat" or "a force to be reckoned with" in their profile?
Doesn't that just scream PERSONALITY DISORDER? I mean holy shit batman, of all the things NOT to put in your profile that rank right up there with serial killer and pedophile, is "force to be reckoned with". |
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I have to laugh like a big dawg every time I see posts from those mouth breather Men who get scammed. LMFAO!
The mentally feeble are always going to get scammed. These fools can't spell, poor grammer and show their public school "Obama'esque" educations. Their "I am a sucker profile" is so obvious; look for 3rd grade grammer and 2nd grade English and spelling.
"Life is tough, it is tougher if you are stupid!" (John Wayne). |
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I have better luck on OK Cupid than I do on CM. |
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Whenever I see a submissive profile that has something like "... monogamous relationship with a sane Daddy type" my first thought is to RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND FORREST!
There is nothing that screams control and use to a true dominant like those very words. |
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Reading a submissive profile today I could not help but do a double take on the following profile entry; "... I have been in successful relationships twice". Wa-what!?!
Damn, if that is success I'd hate to see a failure. |
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People, clothes were invented for a reason. This reason is because some of us should never be photographed nude. Think about this before you post a nude selfie please. |
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It seems to me with the amount of "dominants" online who flood a potential slaves inbox that a slave would conduct the search themselves and shun all suiters. After all, the dominant should be the one sought after not the slave.
I guess I have a twisted way of looking at things. |
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Read a profile today where a "woman" said her bra size was 37d. What a dolt!
(I will give those who don't know any better 15min to think about it.) Men can be such fools sometimes. |
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http://io9.com/kinky-people-have-better-mental-health-than-the-rest-of-510510381
Interesting article someone sent me.
People who engage in kinky sexual practices involving such things as bondage and sadomasochism may actually be more mentally healthy than those who don't, according to a new study. |
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You got to love the profile for PandoraHeat (24 Slave from Boston). That guy must spend hours upon hours photo editing. He has been on here for a couple years now. He will stay a while then go to another site ... then come back. But his photos are always black/white and edited to the max. Wonder what his motivation is ... what does he get out of this? |
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Peggy Kinnane's. for a pint. |
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In Chicago for the week. Wonder if there are any socials. |
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class="lc">Who remembers this song?
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better look'in each day.
To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend but she just couldn't compete with all of these love starved
women who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner, a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical. Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
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What is it lately? There has been a rash of frauds signing up to CM recently. |
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For all you dawg f*ckers out there ...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2360856/Special-needs-school-counselor-charged-bestiality-involving-pet-dog-accused-having-sex-boy-showing-pictures-encounters-Fido.html
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Happy 4th everyone!
Hug a vet! |
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Okay ... have some respect for yourself people.
If you have a photo of yourself, in your profile, tied to one of those cheap closet wire racks ... remove it please.
Something about those lame ass, white wire racks in a closet that is just lame ass bondage. |
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Someone asked me whether I was a boob or ass man.
I am an ass and thigh man. Simply, you can't beat a good set of legs and a nice tight ass and I can buy all the boobs I want (breast implants); but you cannot buy good ass. ;-) |
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So I have been helping another couple get pregnant (as everyone knows); and I found out something quite interesting. According to all the fertility specialists, if a woman has not had a baby by the time she is 40 then there is a very low probably of pregnancy success.
So freeze your eggs ladies. (Oh, egg freezing is about 10k a pop.) |
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I find it interesting that some submissive and slave women here are being "trained" by a "dominant" in another part of the country. Seriously? |
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html
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Reposting from 5/31 ========================
Something interesting happened the other day. Out of nowhere, through an unsolicited response from a "dominant" (ShaggyAcapella & ShaggyTewsak) on Collarme I had my life threatened.
Bizarre does not approach defining the encounter with this young man. Well, I did not respond to his vain threats of death. Instead I kept his emails, forwarded them to my offline account (and attorney) and informed the CollareMe staff (Their Response below). The response is actually incorrect, but the person assisting is only doing what they are told.
Overall, you can look at the young boys photos and see that he is a real 'winner'. What is interesting is that he is here because he has obviously fooled some woman so there is some success he can focus upon.
The Fact is, you are on your own and Collarme is not even going to ban this creep from this site nor report the event to authorities.
CollerMe Respnose:
Thank you for contacting Collarme Support. We will investigate the problem, though I will reiterate the same words from our last email. Our website staff are only obligated and able to process information regarding potentially illegal conduct when it is provided to us directly by law enforcement personnel during the scope of a criminal investigation. We are not in a position to verify or act upon information possibly relating to criminality which is provided by members of the general public outside the context of such an investigation. If you feel that illegal threats have been made or illegal conduct has been committed, then you should consider contacting your own local law enforcement agency. They will be in a position to interview you and take your statement, gather evidence, interview relevant witnesses, issue subpoenas, and otherwise investigate your claims in an impartial manner. For our part, we fully with cooperate such investigations in accordance with applicable U.S. law. |
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It is now clear that the NSA is capturing, retaining, monitoring and analyzing everything that every American is doing online. Wow ... there is a lot of sexually depraved, masturbatory, closet freaks watching this site. |
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It is official Tramp Stamps ARE Tramp Stamps!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2337789/Study-suggests-tattoo-really-IS-tramp-stamp-Men-likely-try-chat-painted-lady-think-promiscuous.html |
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People, if you are going to stand in front of a mirror to take a "selfie" then wipe the zit-juice off the damn mirror. Seriously, clean the damn mirror you lazy louts. |
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Ameristar STL here I come! |
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Something interesting happened the other day. Out of nowhere, through an unsolicited response from a "dominant" (ShaggyAcapella & ShaggyTewsak) on Collarme I had my life threatened.
Bizarre does not approach defining the encounter with this young man. Well, I did not respond to his vain threats of death. Instead I kept his emails, forwarded them to my offline account (and attorney) and informed the CollareMe staff (Their Response below). The response is actually incorrect, but the person assisting is only doing what they are told.
Overall, you can look at the young boys photos and see that he is a real 'winner'. What is interesting is that he is here because he has obviously fooled some woman so there is some success he can focus upon.
The Fact is, you are on your own and Collarme is not even going to ban this creep from this site nor report the event to authorities.
CollerMe Respnose:
Thank you for contacting Collarme Support. We will investigate the problem, though I will reiterate the same words from our last email. Our website staff are only obligated and able to process information regarding potentially illegal conduct when it is provided to us directly by law enforcement personnel during the scope of a criminal investigation. We are not in a position to verify or act upon information possibly relating to criminality which is provided by members of the general public outside the context of such an investigation. If you feel that illegal threats have been made or illegal conduct has been committed, then you should consider contacting your own local law enforcement agency. They will be in a position to interview you and take your statement, gather evidence, interview relevant witnesses, issue subpoenas, and otherwise investigate your claims in an impartial manner. For our part, we fully with cooperate such investigations in accordance with applicable U.S. law. |
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Talk about some screwed up chit ... what the hell is a "Straight Trans Slave"?
And people say I am losing my mind? LOL! |
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Okay ladies; download and install an application called "TinEye" onto your web browser. It is an application that helps you determine the origins of photographs. Right click on a photo, click on "Search Image on TinEye" and it is like magic - if that image has been copied from the web TinEye will find it.
Why use TinEye? Simple, I have found that a lot of male profiles on this site use photos downloaded from the web as their own. Therefore, it will help you find the frauds.
Remember, just because the results are "0" does not mean the photo is legitimate. It only means that it is not in the TinEye database.
Oh ... you are welcome.
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Happy Memorial Day to all my fellow veterans. |
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"Brain Shakers" You know a "Brain Shaker" is when your dog wakes up in the morning and does that whole head, body and ear shake.
Have you tried it? Yeah, wake up in the morning and do a total violent brain and body shake like your dog. If you survive write me back and let me know how long it took you to get up off the floor. ;-) |
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A young Indian couple approached me a while back and was curious as to whether I would donate (sperm) for them. So today I went in to donate. As expected, the donation results were "well above average". The 'boyz' were then taken to the spa for cleaning and selection. Later in the morning the female was graciously embedded by the medical staff with my seed.
My strong, dominant legacy may continue on the face of this earth. ;-) |
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Interesting ... just about all "Cucks" on this site are horny men wanting their wives slaved out ... all fantasy. Got to laugh at their sad, sad lives. ;-) |
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A couple months ago I was contacted by someone on this site claiming to be with CNN. Because of the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey they wanted to do a documentary on BDSM in America. So I told her what she would have to do, in that, she would have to be an active participant. She would be tied, spanked, f*cked, etc. Well, suddenly the truth came out about her just wanting to sand by the sidelines and watch/document the lifestyle. Needless to say I quickly declined (as I hope all others did as well).
When you work with a news organization you have no control over editing. Therefore, you have no control on how they may "twist" the program which could place you, or this lifestyle, in a very bad light. Which in turn could ruin man a persons life. So if the person doing the documentary in this lifestyle is not an active participant ... you will be doomed for failure, shame and humility.
Our lifestyle has a hard enough problem with fraudsters, abusers, criminals and charlatans. We do not need to be exposing our private lives to the judgment of a world audience when their opinion actually does not matter in the first place. Also, if your ego is so massive you feel you can give this lifestyle justice in a documentary of which you have no control over the editing ... you are a fool.
Overall, this lifestyle is a personal choice made by adults who do not need to be judged by others who do not understand. |
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Next time you make an exercise video make sure your husband closes the door to the bathroom when he takes a crap. LOL
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/17/article-2325925-19D3C302000005DC-60_636x383.jpg |
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I had to laugh my arse off tonight. A very socialist friend of mine (AKA: "Liberal") showed me research that specifically shows weaker (e.g., whimps) men prefer Socialism over a free society. Mainly because they cannot fend for themselves therefore they rely upon the stronger men to "bring home the bacon" so they can distribute it among the weaker. I say let them starve ...
1) Weaker men more likely to support welfare state and wealth redistribution
2) Link may reflect psychological traits that evolved in our ancestors
3) Strength was a proxy for ability to defend or acquire resources
4) There is no link between women's physical strength and political views
I know. I hate it that I am right ... all the time. LOL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2325414/Men-physically-strong-likely-right-wing-political-views.html |
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Learned a new term tonight; NJB.
N = Nice
J = Jewish
B = Boy |
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Are you a sociopath? (Think about it) |
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Seems to be a trend lately to look for "Daddy Doms". Why not just call them "hopeless, lonley looser" and move along? |
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Some things about women is understandably confusing. In 1950 a size 8 woman would be a size 00 today. Vanity sizing is so confusing. |
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Okay ... for the young slaves out there. When you take a photo of yourself look into the background of the photo before you send it to me. If there is dirty clothes everywhere, your room is a mess; save yourself the effort I will not talk to you.
Why? Simple, why would I move you into my basement if you cannot even keep your own room clean? Do you think I would let you clutter up my basement? Do you think I would spend time telling you or reminding you to clean up your crap?
Slaves, this is an interview put your best foot forward or go live in a trailer with someone who expects less. I am the best and I only want the best. |
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Okay. I understand eroticism and in BDSM all is open. But no matter how hung I am I cannot do "fisting". I like my pussy "ripping tight".
F*ck that notion of a sloppy pussy. Give me a tight little waxed snatch and I am ALLINTHATSHIT!
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I keep reading accounts of women with pages, upon pages of emails from men. What is interesting is that I have set up test accounts in the past to see if this is/was true and I did not get the same results. I will do it again here shortly and see but I have not seen anything, so far, that would lead me to believe these accounts are being fully honest. |
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You have to laugh at those dolts who post pseudo-profiles of frauds. Most of the time it is men who get fooled by a piece of hot ass and never qualify the person prior to going further (including sending them money). LOL!
If someone online wants money from me ... |
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Interesting that there are a lot of new profiles on CM professing how their master had just died. Just died and you immediately come to CM to set up a profile and look for a new master? |
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Got to love some of the scammers on this site. There is one scammer who has the name of "onlygoodmaster" and the same scammer has a similar name of "goodmasteronly". Now how many idiots have they scammed???? LMFAO! |
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As everyone on this site knows I do so love married women who cheat with me. Well, the other day I went to an outing here in the ATL and guess what ... I bumped into an old married-tart/slut of mine. Needless to say she has been texting me non-stop. I so loved looking at her fat, soft husband and thinking; "... if you only knew". |
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Occasionally, I get contacted by someone who wants extreme. Okay, so I outline what they must do; everything from A to Z. The outcome is always the same, they either do not respond or they say I am "too intense".
I then think to myself; "... wait a minute, you asked me." Simply put, there are a lot of people who catfish online. Other times I think people are just doing research on what "extreme" really is ... or isn't. Therefore, when I do get approached I always approach it as though I am dealing with a fraud or a catfisher (if there is such a word). |
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Eww ... they are out Cat Fish'in tonight. I have already been hit twice. |
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I find it interesting that with all the "Catfish'in" going on women still bitch at the validation I make them go through.
Hey, you either meet the mark or you can go F-yourself. You will validate who you claim you are or "catfish" elsewhere. |
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I have to laugh at inexperienced dominants from time to time. So, you have a submissive do something wrong and, as punishment, you have them write one hundred times; "I am a dumb slut."
An experienced dominant would make that negative a positive, let me explain. When you enforce a negative, "I am a dumb slut" then you will cause the brain to reflect this behavior because you are reinforcing bad behavior "... dumb slut". An experienced dominant would have suggested a writing punishment along the lines of this; "I demonstrated bad behavior in not listening to my chosen dominant. I will follow his instructions because he has my best interest at heart." If the punishment is a writing example then make it a good one.
Now for me, I would also grade and rank the punishment by the formation of the letters, spacing of the words and legibility (some peoples penmanship is horrible). Essentially, it should look the same for each line all the way through all 100 (or more) examples. |
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I find it quite amusing that w1ite women believe bl@ck men have larger c0cks. Well, the documented fact is a white guy holds the record for both length and girth. (Sorry bl@ck guys but the facts are now in.)
Overall both bl@ck and wh1te are reasonably equal. Therefore, the brothers immediately realize how gullible these wh1te women are ... and use them for it. Go bros ... go!
After all, the real crave is the contrast between bl@ck and wh1te. Which is the reason I love br33ding with bl@ck women ... the combination of the muscular contrast of the bl@ck with the mental and DNA superiority of wh1te creates a wonderfully unique hybrid. |
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Seems my posts are being blocked. |
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On Sunday I have my toes in the soft sugar sand of a Florida beach and tonight I am in 5" of snow in Minneapolis. WTF! |
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My twitter account is rocking. Thank you followers. |
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Going to the beach this weekend - jealous yet? |
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It seems most of the cucks on this are married men posting photos of their wives while they masturbate to the fantasy. I would love to tell their wives. (muah, ha, ha, ha(
It is a shame, real cucked couples are such a pleasure. |
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I must be the only individual on this site who ages. |
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Size Matters!
Sorry boys, size really DOES matter in the bedroom: Study reveals well-endowed men get the girls
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2305817/Size-really-DOES-matter-bedroom-Study-reveals-endowed-men-girls.html#ixzz2QOFD1vGg |
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Dumb ass ... you are still blocking me. |
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At least she gets it!
'To be a submissive woman shows real strength': Former volleyball star Gabrielle Reece's causes furor after revealing how she brought her marriage back from the brink
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2308216/To-submissive-woman-shows-real-strength-Former-volleyball-star-Gabrielle-Reece-brought-marriage-brink.html#ixzz2QIjKPQio |
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I had a new submissive ask me why I believed the submissive has so much power in a D/s relationship?
I walked over and pointed to my chess table, specifically to the white queen on the board and said; "... this is why".
The young submissive (confused look on her face) glared at the chess table and said; "... I ... I don't understand".
My reply was simple; "I know." |
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"Dumb Ass" - unblock my account. (You know who you are)  |
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I have actually had a lot of good feedback to my last journal post. Thank you ladies.
For clarification, I had a delightful conversation with a long time follower to my journals and here is a summary of our conversation.
Q: Do you believe you should be involved, on a daily basis, with you offspring?
A: No. I am not in agreement.
If someone had a child from a looser, offspring with loser DNA, and that looser is not helping; yet you want the Master to be burdened with both children - then yes I disagree.
Because it will eventually evolve into the Master and both kids. The looser DNA and the blessed child's with winner DNA.
Breeding is breeding don't complicate Mother Mature. Be thankful you now have a child with winner DNA. |
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I know most of the guys on this site will relate to what I am about to say. However, some of the women will view my factual comments as being an ass-hole.
It seems some women have children when they are younger and when the relationship dissolves, keep the child but not the man.
Now they are in their mid to late 30s and enter into a D/s relationship. Yet when their Master wants to breed (as they have already done in the past) there are sudden reservations and talk of marriage.
Seriously? You gave your all to a total looser yet don't want to breed with your master?
Show her the door! Next!
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You have to laugh at ex-(s) who put old Poloroids of their ex-wives and girl friends on CM.
There are so many mentally nasty people out there no wonder BDSM has a bad rep.
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I often wonder why slaves who have been marked, tattooed and branded by other owners come to me for ownership.
Okay, what do you bring to the table? Baggage?
What new and intimate things can we share ... ? |
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I have been seeing a lot of prostitutes advertising on CM lately. Which means that law enforcement is crawling all over CM because something has happened or they are looking for someone/thing.
Be very careful people. |
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Okay ... if you ever think your life is messed up just watch Gypsy Sisters.
Good ... gosh |
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Okay ladies ... tights are NOT pants.
Besides, some of you who wear tights look like 30lbs of shit stuffed into a 10lb bag.
If you don't have a better perspective of your physical appearance what other things in your life do you not have a full perspective on? |
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Looks like Ron Jeremy may have pulled out and cheated the death again. Hope he makes it to live at least as long as his dad (94). |
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Going to Arizona for a week ... |
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Is your biological clock ticking? If it is, don't look to the youth of of the world.
Sperm quality has declined by 38% in a decade - and poor diet and lifestyle could be to blame
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2265792/Mens-sperm-quality-declined-38-decade--poor-diet-lifestyle-blame.html
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If you are 'owned' and you go out into public, at least do not look like a bucket of warm shit. Fix yourself up a little, put on some clothes (PJs are NOT clothes).
Also, if you are a fat ass do not wear those damn Yoga pants that are skin tight. Whether you believe it or not, a fat ass outside of Yoga pants is still a fat ass in Yoga pants.
Shoes - buy some and wear them. This whole flip-flop craze or those damn Crocks are for prisoners, homeless, people on the mental ward or surgeons (surgeons cannot dress anyway so who gives a shit what they wear).
We need to stop acting and dressing like trash. For if you dress like trash or the homeless then expect people to treat you just like you appear. |
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Look out guys!!!!!!
'Sex slave' charged with stalking her former Wall Street 'master' sees charges DROPPED
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265084/Edward-Sonderling-Sex-slave-charged-stalking-Wall-Street-master-let-slap-wrist.html#ixzz2IUDEwYnx |
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I love it when people say they love 1950's household. Yet when I ask some basic questions they cannot even give me simple answers.
Here is one answer to a simple question. During WWII the ladies love nylons stockings why?
Answer: They had to turn in their silk stockings to help make parachutes for the war. |
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There is a "new" trend online to CATFISH someone. That is to fake an online person and have people fall in love with you. Wow ... we should call it "CM" for all the fake profiles and people on this site. But then again, if you are too damn stupid to figure out you are being CATFISHED you deserve it. |
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Interesting concept ...
http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/rachel-held-evans-woman-living-slideshow/-photo-2524085-181000674.html#crsl=%252Fphotos%252Frachel-held-evans-woman-living-slideshow%252F-photo-2524083-181000106.html
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People often wonder why America has become so Socialist.
The answer is quite simple.
When the populous realizes they can vote themselves largesse from the national treasury then why should they work?
Socialism takes many forms. One form it takes is denial ... from this there are 11 more. |
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Just read a profile where the "slave" wanted a real man with 'real' emotions. WTF!
We have REAL emotions. When you are on your knees choking on my big cock I am HAPPY. When you are being a pretentious bitch I am ANGRY. There you have it, to conditions, two real emotions.
What does she want? A Master who sulks when he isn't getting his cock sucked?
Stupid emotionally fragile witch needs a damn spanking. |
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Chilly in Cali this week. |
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I have been asked several times now whether or not I would mentor or teach someone.
Here is one thing you need to address with me if you are going to ask me to aid you; "What is in it for me?" What is the ROI? |
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Seeking a fertile womb ... |
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Anyone see the video of that UPS guy taking that iPad Mini?
My first thought was; "... where is my gun".
Apparently, UPS fired the guy and replaced the iPad Mini. I want to know why he isn't mowing my lawn, raking my leaves and painting my damn house to make up for the violation. People get off too easy these days from when I was a kid. |
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The Regular Guys (TRG) is a morning talk show here in Atlanta. This morning a man called in saying his new gfriend wants to be collard and cages and lead around by a lead. Bubba, if you have a hard time with this give that little Red Headed girlfriend of yours my number! |
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Great ... just great ... now CM has the amazingly annoying pop-up porn windows.
It is like CM is now a porn site vs. a BDSM site. |
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And ... here we go again
Wife pleads guilty after she and husband kept '50 Shades of Grey' teenage sex slave who was tortured with 'waterboarding, mutilation and electric shock'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2244181/Outrage-man-abused-sex-slaves-prepares-defend-saying-just-S-M.html#ixzz2EJjcvYeb |
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Here we go again ...
Wife pleads guilty after she and husband kept '50 Shades of Grey' teenage sex slave who was tortured with 'waterboarding, mutilation and electric shock'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2244181/Outrage-man-abused-sex-slaves-prepares-defend-saying-just-S-M.html#ixzz2EJjcvYeb
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Okay guys here you go. A real dog-fucker ... quickly, bail her out of jail and bring your Great Dane!
Mother, 20, 'told boyfriend she has been having sex with her dogs since she was 13 and often fantasizes about incest'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2243013/Mother-20-told-boyfriend-having-sex-dogs-13-fantasizes-incest.html |
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For those who want to be kidnapped and held as a sex slave ... you missed your ultimate opportunity!
Married father kept six women as sex slaves in basement dungeon and forced them to fight to the death
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2241053/Married-father-kept-women-sex-slaves-basement-dungeon-forced-fight-death.html#ixzz2DnvKUmc4
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What is it with a woman, when she really gets turned on she has the hiccups? |
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If ever there was a defining moment in a woman's life where she should have crawled, begged, slit her wrists, set herself on fire and/or gouged her eyes from her head ... it was at "... frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" |
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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! |
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Interesting to watch people who blocked me still viewing my profile. |
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I often think that some of the profiles on this site are from mad ex-boyfriends or lovers who seek vengeance. Shame ... |
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Told you so!
Sorry boys, size DOES matter: Scientific journal confirms men's worst bedroom fear
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2231751/Sorry-boys-size-DOES-matter-Scientific-journal-confirms-mens-worst-bedroom-fear.html#ixzz2C3sDBXso
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Still ... the best movie ever; Top Hat - Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
Top Hat
White Tie
and Tails
Awesome! |
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Looks like the Marxist/Racist won.
Good job Amerika |
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So who did you vote for today?
The Socialist
or
The Marxist/Racist |
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The only thing that keeps a woman in 'check' is the threat of another woman. |
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For a slave that doesn't fight to be with me, why should I fight to be with her? |
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There is no place like 127.0.0.1.
If you know that this means and you are hot - we should talk and fuck soon. |
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Put that stupid b*tch in the damn kitchen!
Women become good cooks at the age of 55 - that is when they can cook a roast, rescue a meal... and FINALLY boil an egg
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2225771/Women-FINALLY-good-cooks-age-55.html#ixzz2Avj2XI14
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Here you go ladies ... go get him! Quickly now, bail him out of jail; your hero awaits.
If this bastard does not have crazy eyes then Obama isn't a Marxist.
'He broke her ribs, knocked her out and tried to gouge her eyes out': Family's agony after man 'beats girlfriend to death following rough sex session'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2224818/He-broke-ribs-knocked-tried-gouge-eyes-Familys-agony-man-beats-girlfriend-death-following-rough-sex-session.html#ixzz2AkAz3VmU
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I am continually amazed at the people who are deceived by fake photos, poorly written profiles and false promises. Shame we are not in Africa and these people are eaten by lions and I would stand alone ... among the carnage. Oh well, they will eventually fall by the weigh side ... as the fools they are in life. |
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Why are fat men laughed at while fat bitches "accepted"? Men need to be men ... and stand the fuck up against the duality of a woman's judgement. Put the bitch in chains and shove an axe handle in her ass I guarantee the laughing will stop. |
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I was invited to a Halloween party last night. Trying to decide on a costume was very hard. When I finally picked one everyone wondered who I was. I told them I was a homicidal maniac. One person commented, but you didn't dress up you looked like normal. I stated; "Thank you".
I won the award for the evening. ;-) |
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To find a breedable cucked wife ... would be nice. |
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I had a lunch today with an experienced slave in Atlanta. She stated that she wanted to be my slave, knew of my reputation and would do anything in her control to be my perfect slave.
My response to her was simple; I am not interested.
She asked why.
I said the following;
1) You have been fucked with everything but a God damn axe handle
2) You have been used by every "Maser" in Atlanta but me
3) You have seen every sexual perversion made to man
4) Despite your children, without divine intervention; you could not pro-create my offspring
5) I (as a master) offer you nothing that you have not already seen
6) I obtain nothing that makes me feel special as a Master - you have taken all that away
As a slave you offer me noting that is special or select to me. You have not had a relationship over six months long. Six out of 10 times YOU have ended the relationship because you were not happy with your Master. I would be no different.
Being a slave to a Master is special. You are not special to me because others can document their use of you to them. You offer me no worth.
(I got up and left her with the bill.)
A slave must offer worth and value. If a slave cannot she is no more than trash. |
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So Alabama is playing Missouri in a good down pour of rain. Another reason to totally eliminate astroturf from Football. That field should be a muddy mess. Play football like it was supposed to be played - on the grid iron! |
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Fifty Shades of Grey - has brought so much new interest in BDSM. Including a flood of freaks (both men and women). |
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When I was younger I used to despise the distinguished, silver haired gent at the bar with all the young women dripping off his arm. Now, it is hard to hate myself ... but I try. LOL |
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If imitation is the greatest form of flattery then PAINANDTEARS ... thank you. |
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I was told the other day that I really intimidate women. Would you want a Master who didn't? |
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A good friend and I were going downtown Atlanta for drinks and dinner. I was outside when he came strutting down the stairs proclaiming; "... ah, I feel better. I had to take an "Obama" before we headed out. I feel much better now." |
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I will fuck you so hard you will call me government! |
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Found this in a slave profile ... good reminder.
1) I will surrender myself to my MASTER and to his love for I am a slave. My thoughts will be only to love and to serve my MASTER and to make him proud of me
2) I will always respect my MASTER
3) I will always serve and obey my MASTER commands fully
4) I will always serve and obey my MASTER commands immediately
5) I will always serve and obey my MASTER commands silently, except for Yes Sir
6) I will always address my MASTER as Sir or Master or by whatever title he chooses to specify
7) I will never question the reasons behind my MASTER commands, for they are none of my concern
8) I will speak only when my MASTER gives me permission to speak, and any Question may have regarding His commands, or the specifications of my assigned duties are to be private and never in front of people
9) I will always be nude in the presence of my MASTER unless told otherwise
10) I will always wear my MASTER collar, unless I am told otherwise
11) I will only wear the clothing that my MASTER permits me to wear, or go naked if HE so requires
12) If I am permitted to work, I shall work only for my MASTER and surrender to HIM all proceeds from my labors
13) I will always stand in the presence of my MASTER, with my head bowed in my hands behind me, but not resting on my ass
14) I will kneel in the presence of my MASTER, when he allows me to, with my head bowed and my hands behind me, but not resting on my ass
15) I will sit only at my MASTER feet, unless he tells me otherwise
16) I will at no time presume to sit on a piece of furniture without my MASTER express permission
17) I will always keep my body clean and ready for my MASTER use and pleasure
18) My bodily functions are to be completely controlled by my MASTER; even the times I may be allowed to go to the bathroom are to be specified by him
19) I will always be available for my MASTER use and pleasure, or for the use an pleasure of whomever HE shall command me to serve
20) I will never smoke, drink alcohol, or take drugs without my MASTER express permission
21) I will eat only those foods provided by my MASTER, when and where he specifies I may eat them
22) I will never get into my MASTER bed unless I have asked permission and that permission has been granted I will keep my body free from hair below the eyes, particularly my crotch, ass, and armpits
23) I will never harbor feelings of anger or resentment towards my MASTER, and if such feelings should involuntarily cross my consciousness, I shall immediately confess these feelings to Him and submit to whatever punishment He deems appropriate
24) I will do my best to never be an encumbrance to my MASTER or make Him uncomfortable by my presence
25) I will submit willingly to whatever additional rules my MASTER may wish to impose, either now or at a later date
26) Because my body is now my MASTER property, it is no longer my right to protest any use HE chooses to make of it. Rather it is an honor if he chooses to touch me at all |
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"Pad 19" - is an homage ... but to what or who? |
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Mother and two children 'murdered at their home by convicted killer she befriended after he was released from jail'
Slaves get so upset because I have very high standards. Well here is a good example for someone who needs admission into the "Dumber than a bag of hammers" Hall of Fame. WTF was this woman thinking? I wouldn't let this guy within a mile of my pet rock and she opens the door to her home? Seriously?
This is a prime example of cannot make good decisions as an adult so why would I want her as a slave? Think with your big head not with your little head people.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203544/Mother-children-murdered-home-convicted-killer-befriended-released-jail.html#ixzz26XDf6TM9 |
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Not just a pretty face: modern men prefer women with brains rather than beauty
Men prefer intellect over curvy figures when looking for a partner, claims new research
But women are more preoccupied with a man's appearance over his wealth
Women are scoring higher than men in IQ tests
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2200630/Not-just-pretty-face-modern-men-prefer-women-brains-beauty.html#ixzz261p6HP4c |
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I have read an interesting profile this morning. Essentially, it was an "advert" for a "group" who outwardly sells slaves.
Seriously?
Having investigated groups like this and having worked with international associations against (child) slavery this is clearly a total farce. I will tell you this, these organizations are so far underground the last place they would advertise is on the internet.
Also, the idiot who posted this advert is either a fed. or someone who wants to spend time in jail because it IS illegal to even post such an add. |
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Interesting approach to ... training.
How whipping a client is similar to teaching English to children: Confessions of a public school teacher who works as a dominatrix
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2199664/Mistress-Darlene-Book-details-life-public-school-teacher-working-dominatrix.html#ixzz25mMmbWIo |
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The 2012 elections are going to be interesting. Interesting from the standpoint of which socialist will America vote for in 2012 - the current socialist or the new socialist? |
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Brings some mention to the fact that he should have kept her tied up!
Couple arrested while having threesome after 'jealous wife fires gun at husband for paying too much attention to other woman'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2197421/Couple-arrested-having-threesome-jealous-wife-fires-gun-husband-paying-attention-woman.html#ixzz25R3e6jvl |
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Wow ... this sure did backfire!
Italian sex-slave wife sues husband over their 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bondage contract
Woman, 31, is suing him for divorce and mistreatment after seven years of 'slavery'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2196196/Italian-sex-slave-wife-sues-husband-Fifty-Shades-Grey-bondage-contract.html#ixzz2582Ewa5l |
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Tupelo Mississippi Flash ... who am I? |
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Okay, if men find women with long hair more attractive why do women get all the damn hair cut off into that freakish new bob? This is like Jiffy Lube telling you that your car's oil needs to be changed every 3k miles. It is NOT true ... if your hair dresser tells you to cut your hair short jump from the chair and run out the door screaming! |
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It is now fact ladies - suck more dick and swallow!
The news all men have been waiting for? Oral sex is 'good for women's health and reduces depression'
**Range of chemicals in semen 'promote mental well-being and feelings of affection', say researchers
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/The-news-men-waiting-Oral-sex-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html#ixzz24CjwHID6
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Okay ... so how can a "Master" have an affair? If he truly is the "Master" then the slave has no recourse. This whole version of "Americanized" M/s relationships is just a bunch of Hollywood bull crap and I do not put up with it.
>>> Fifty Shades Of Rage: S&M-loving investment banker's live-in fetish sex slave 'smashed car windshield, sent abusive texts and threatened to kill herself after discovering her master's affair'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188730/Fifty-Shades-Of-Rage-Whipping-aficionado-bankers-sex-slave-smashed-car-windshield-sent-abusive-texts-threatened-kill-discovering-affair.html#ixzz23fGU865q
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I set up my new BDSM Twitter account today (@MasterTrebuchet) for those who follow the Grand Master. |
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Why isn't anyone asking the parents of those children in Colorado theatre where the shooting occurred why were they not in bed? Kids, under 10 and even a 3mo old in a late night showing of Batman? And these people breed? |
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Exposing a stalker and a freak - look out ladies!
I expose him and he disappears. Better watch out if you live in South Carolina.
From: subgirl5678
Dated: 7/19/12 9:05 AM
Note: This user does not have an active profile
No I just want her
Trebuchet on 7/19/12 at 9:10 AM:
Is that you in the photo? How do you think posting these photos and this profile will bring her to you?
subgirl5678 on 7/19/12 at 9:05 AM:
No I just want her
Trebuchet on 7/19/12 at 9:03 AM:
Did she dump you?
subgirl5678 on 7/19/12 at 8:59 AM:
Yes
Trebuchet on 7/19/12 at 8:57 AM:
Your profile reads like an angry boyfriend posted the content. |
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Okay ladies ... take a number. I will start considering breeding options for your boyfriends and husbands who cannot "perform" or their sperm can't. LOL
The demise of guys: Stanford professor claims video games and online porn will lead to the extinction of men
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175882/The-demise-guys-Stanford-professor-claims-video-games-online-porn-lead-extinction-men.html#ixzz21AnTm6ua |
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Visiting Vegas for a week |
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Seems the hooks have a common build to all their profiles; one photo, colored text background and colored text. |
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Now this is just fucked up.
Japanese inventor creates the first robot that can feel fear - a pair of mechanical buttocks that quiver when you spank them
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2169028/Japanese-inventor-creates-robot-feel-fear--pair-mechanical-buttocks-clench-spank-them.html#ixzz1zkiRorHR |
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Wow ... the Hooks have started to really load up the site lately. |
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NYC was a success. Another successful "forced" insemination - I just love it to no ends.
Sometimes I wonder why women loving having my babies, but then again I think it is just cheaper to come to me (and my perfect DNA) than it is to go through the "official" processes. |
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Got contacted by a slave from Johannesburg, South Africa. Haven't heard back from her but then again I think she was shocked when I responded in Afrikaans. LMFAO! |
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I saw a woman today who's ass was so wide when she got into her car she had to role over onto her left side just to close her door. WTF! At what point do women think to themselves; "... okay, my ass is as big as a fucking pickup tailgate ... so I am going to stop eating"?
In 1950 a woman size 8 would be a size 2 according to today's vanity sizing. A size 2? Seriously? Yet a man's 32" pants in 1950 is a 32" pants today. No shit?
So if a woman is a size 12 today, in 1950 she would be a size 18 or 20. In either instance the women in America are consuming massive amounts of food. STOP EATING! PUT THE FORK DOWN, get a shovel and dig a ditch or cut down a forrest of trees. Lord knows you have enough saved up energy to complete the task - draw upon your reserves.
I saw a woman in the airport on Friday who's triceps were sagging so low she had stretch marks. But she could not have been older than 24 years of age! Think of it, she was a 24 year old woman and carried enough weight for her to be a college line backer. Next she will tell me she has to shave the hair off her freaking back too.
She had to have be 5'8" and well over 240lbs. So if a woman normally has over 45% more body fat than a man that means a man who is 6'-6" tall must top over 600lbs (rough estimates) just to be her equal. |
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Okay I have been traveling a lot lately for work an dI have made some observations about the women who travel.
(1) if you have nasty feet DO NOT wear open toed shoes!
(2) If your biceps are bigger than 90% of the men you are around - stop eating!
(3) If you fit into your man's blue jeans - time to start running!
(4) if your big wide arse cannot fit into the 21" seat space - buy two seats!
(5) not everyone wants to hear your phone conversation - shut up!
..... it is amazing how classless and trashy people have become over the past 10yrs. |
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Quickly ... for all those who dream of being owned as a total slave MOVE TO BOSNIA!
Bosnian couple 'kept German girl, 19, captive for eight years and forced her to be their slave'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150916/Bosnian-couple-kept-German-girl-19-captive-years-forced-slave.html#ixzz1w8FoLpot
A couple in Bosnia kept a German girl prisoner for eight years and forced her to act as their slave, it has been claimed.
Betina Siger, 19, was only freed after a neighbour of the couple in the village of Karavlasi, north-east Bosnia, spotted her being whipped as she was forced to pull a cart.
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One more reason to love the 50's.
Women put 6 inches on waists in 60 years: And the main reason? They don't use as much elbow grease when they do the housework
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2149356/Women-6-inches-waists-60-years-And-main-reason-They-dont-use-elbow-grease-housework.html#ixzz1vz15g4Q1
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Want to be kidnapped and tortured? Quickly, post his bail and you will have your dream man!
Dinner date from hell 'kept woman hostage, tortured and sexually abused her for two days until she escaped naked through a window'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146430/Dinner-date-hell-kept-woman-hostage-tortured-sexually-abused-days-escaped-naked-window.html |
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... yawn ... waking up in California on business.
Busy day today. |
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Happy Mother's Day!
Now get my damn breakfast! ;-) |
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Gaily Bedight,
A gallant knight,
In sunshine and in shadow,
Had journeyed long,
Singing a song,
In search of Eldorado.
But he grew old--
This knight so bold--
And o'er his heart a shadow
Fell as he found
No spot of ground
That looked like Eldorado.
And, as his strength
Failed him at length,
He met a pilgrim shadow-
"Shadow," said he,
"Where can it be--
This land of Eldorado?"
"Over the Mountains
Of the Moon,
Down the Valley of the Shadow,
Ride, boldly ride,"
The shade replied--
"If you seek for Eldorado!" |
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And people wonder why BDSM gets such a bad name. People, we have to police ourselves and turn in spastic freaks like this before they kill someone - NOT after they kill someone.
Simply hoping they go away is not good enough.
Third suspect arrested over murder of Marine's wife 'as part of dangerous sex slave ring'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2143275/Third-suspect-arrested-connection-murder-Marines-wife-dangerous-sex-slave-ring.html
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If you have ever had a hard time finding someone on CollarMe you can always try ...
Meet an Inmate (.com)
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ |
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Know your place ...
Women are more jealous of a work rival if they are attractive and work well with men
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2139446/Women-jealous-work-rival-attractive-work-men.html
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BEWARE!!!!!
The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim: Man found weeping in street after being lured back to sex-crazed woman's flat
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html
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Talk about fucked up ...
Just read a profile of a "Female Submissive". Yet when you get to photo #3 there it is clear as day ... a "Wang-dang-doodle". Yep, this "Female Submissive" has a full set of block-and-tackel and an X and Y chromosome.
How fucked up do you have to fucking be in this fucked up nation of ours to where your mommy and daddy didn't have the heart to tell you; "... son I hate to break the news to you but you need to put down the lipstick. You see, you have a full set of tools between your legs and this makes you a man; M.A.N."
{Note: I can't post the name of the individual due to TOS. But they are an 18y/o "Female Submissive" who just signed up from Pennsylvania.} |
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You can tell the quality of a woman, by the quality of the men she is with in her life. (Anonymous) |
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Maybe this explains why so many American men are so strongly Socialistic?
Why Does America Have So Many 'Peter Pan' Men?
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/10/07/why-does-america-have-so-many-peter-pan-men/?intcmp=obinsite
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Okay ... review this article and see if you got the same thing from it I did.
It is not about whether your daughter will inherit her mothers body.
Rather it is why is your daughter a fat hawg compared to you? Look at the younger woman's beer guts, thunder thighs and huge "rumply-dumpty" bums.
Holy cow ... eat more Skinny Cow! (oinkerz)
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2131769/Will-YOU-inherit-mothers-body.html) |
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I need to go into business with this guy. Huge money savings and we are just helping women out with baby-making.
Making up for lost time: 34-year-old virgin becomes father of 82 after launching free 'baby making' service (with an 80% success rate)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130441/Making-lost-time-34-year-old-virgin-father-82-starting-career-professional-baby-maker-80-success-rate.html
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On 4/11 I posted where strong men typically voted conservative.
What is hilarious is only submissive/gay men on this site were outwardly angered from the post.
Not one single Dominant man, or sub, slave or Dominant woman commented negatively.
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Strong men more likely to vote Conservative
Physically strong men are more likely to hold right wing political views because they believe society should be geared to personal struggle and self-preservation, an academic study claims.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9197597/Strong-men-more-likely-to-vote-Conservative.html
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Interesting that with all the photos in my profile women still ask me for a photo and they don't have one single photo to offer. |
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I think I need to change my status to a "Lesbian Dominant". |
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For all those who want to be held captive, chained & whipped & gagged & tortured ... here is your man!
Quickly, run to his rescue!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2122678/Sadistic-killer-kept-torture-dungeon-truck-spared-death-penalty-admitting-1990-murder-newlyweds.html |
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24/7 Domestic slave/servant position open.
> Free Room & Board
> Fully Furnished
> Private Room & Bath
> Upper Middle Class Neighborhood
> Hot Tub / Garden / Deck / Multilevel
- Must be a biological female (X-X Chromosome)
- Must successfully complete criminal background check
- Must have at least two references (no family references)
- Proper ID / Photos
- No kids
- D/D Free (Testing Required)
- Must pass at least one personal interview
- Between the ages of 21 & 35
- Height and Weight Proportional
- Must like to clean and cook
- Bisexual
- No pet allergies
- No Major Physical impairments or injuries
- Complete & Submit Your Briggs/Myers Personality Test
- - (http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp)
- You pay for relocation expenses
Serious Inquiries only!
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Bondage writer whose books have taken America by storm is British mother-of-two
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110558/Bondage-writer-books-taken-America-storm-British-mother-two.html
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So guys are so vain they must create fake profiles of submissive females to validate who they are as a "Master"? Seriously?
In an unnamed profile, with obviously fake photos of a submissive female in Missouri here is a comment you can find in that profile; " I have been owned for over 8 years now my Master Truesdale of St. Louis."
So he is a "Master" of a fake woman in a fake profile? Wow! That is such a grand achievement. |
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So with all the profiles that desire
kidnapping and/or torture do not capitalize on
all the examples I provide them in my journal. |
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Teenage sex slave found locked in cage in Birmingham brothel didn't even know which country she had been trafficked to
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2101509/Teenage-sex-slave-locked-cage-Birmingham-brothel-didnt-know-country-trafficked-to.html
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ATTENTION! If you are into kidnapping and torture we have another perfect individual for you. Quickly, run to him. Bond him out and live your dream!
'Spurned lover, 59, kidnapped, sexually assaulted and tortured woman with a deer skinning rack after burning down her house'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2101196/Jeffrey-Allan-Maxwell-trial-Spurned-lover-59-kidnapped-sexually-assaulted-tortured-woman.html |
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What the F*ck! This is a real entry from a CM journal.
12/28/2011 9:33:19 AM: This slave has special needs she is Bipolar..manic meds.. and with the addition of a firm contoling Master.that is also very is patient her life will be stable
You have to work hard to get any more f*cked up than this ... this is serious shit. |
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Quickly!
If you are craving to be kept as a slave go to England now! This couple has experience and would love for you to come to them.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2100531/Deaf-girl-10-trafficked-UK-kept-sex-slave-cellar-elderly-couple-10-YEARS.html |
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RIP: Whitney Houston (you fraking nut case) |
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Okay ... you are 39 and you want the "Daddy Dom" type?
Sure, I'll shit my diapers and you can change my diapers and lick the shit off my ass. LOL! |
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I found another! Yes, for all those who dream of being kidnapped, beaten and used you need to act quick. Richard Garibay has already had charges referred and will need someone to bail him out of jail. Oh, and ignore the neck tats I am sure he is a nice guy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098854/Richard-Garibay-arrested-holding-pregnant-girlfriend-captive-days-torturing-her.html
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It is so nice being a Master around Valentines day.
All the gifts and cards are awesome, thanks ladies.
Note: I case you faux-masters didn't get the memo, I get the cards not the slaves. ;-) |
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Mississippi Fred McDowel - Music doesn't get any better than this people.
http://youtu.be/xYF_rjRiAOY |
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DogCat ... that is what I think when I read the profile of a 22yr old female dominant.
DogCat ... either a cartoon or an impossibility. |
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Just spoke with a "cuck" this morning. Wow ... I guess men do sit around and masturbate their brains out.
You ladies are so fucked it isn't funny. |
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Why is there this notion that a slave needs to be broken? To me a slave comes to the Master with a desire ... there is nothing broken or that needs to be broke.
I don't get American slaves sometimes I really don't. |
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Here is a copy of a profile I just read. WTF! How is this even remotely attractive to anything other than a male troll?
If you don't care about yourself then how can you expect others to care about you?
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No makeup, gap in teeth, never wear contacts. Hair just cut at my shoulders.
Not in perfect shape.
Very intelligent, with a high vocabulary. Up on current events. Still kind of immature, like videogames, cartoons, movies. Read all the time.
Looking for something long term, preferably with someone older.
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I always find it interesting that just as a slave begins to commit to a Master there are suddenly "modifications" to the relationship. Regardless of what is discussed upfront, regardless of how clear expectations are from the very start there is always that point in time where the slave and the Master (in the slave's opinion) must "talk" about things.
Ah ... ladies ... this is often referred to as CONTROL! I don't care what "spin" you may put on this whenever you change things from what was initially agreed upon it is called CONTROL! A true Master does not submit to control in any form. Pack her shit, kick her out. |
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Everyone is familiar with the iPhone v5 voice prompt; "Siri"; the intelligent software assistant and knowledge navigator functioning as a personal assistant application for iOS.
Well, Siri has a female voice. If Siri had a male counterpart he would be "SIR"!
Once again ... I am right. LOL |
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Americans have such a fucked up view of enslavement. I read a quote from a "slaves" journal; "... I love to have forced orgasms". Shit bitch! So would I.
People, who is damn well serving whom around here? Masters? My lilly white ass! |
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Women, if you have nothing but tits in your profile that is just as bad as a lamer guy who has nothing but cock shots in his. Also, there are some men - like me - who love a nice, round, plump ass.
Personal Motto: Ass and thighs over tits and eyes. Itty, bitty tithes need love too, and I can buy all the tits I want but a good ass is hard to come by. |
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I find it quite interesting when reviewing photos of people claiming to be in the US. Not only is it easy to see that they are in Europe/Asia but also look in the background of the photo people. If they are in the US then why do they have European/Asian electrical sockets on the walls?
LOL ... people are so mentally inferior to me it is amazing. But stick with me and I will help increase your IQ. |
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Interesting observation; after yesterdays journal post not one "slave" stated that my fantasy should take priority over theirs and subsequently would inquire as to my fantasy.
Should a slave be selfish? |
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Let me know when you are ready to make your fantasy a reality. |
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I was thinking the other day about where all these young women are coming from in my life. Well I finally figured it out.
When you are 24, you look at women your age and younger. So, I would look at women from about 18 to 24. But now that I am 47 I notice women from 18 to 47. There are FOUR times more women! Now, calculate that in with 50% of the men above 40 years of age have ED ... shit, that means there are twenty (20) times more women than at any time in my life. Holy cow, now factor in that most of the men - of this generation - in their 20s are losers; no wonder there are so many craving young women out there.
Wow ... and they say age has its drawbacks? |
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"The Bachelor" ... really? Why don't we start our own little series called; "The Master".
Same theme, but instead of a 'Bachelor' we pick a Master and now prospective slaves compete for his attention? |
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The strongest aspect of any Master is his ability to walk away.
Often I get chastised over my ability to simply realize that any woman, sub or slave, lends no value to me as a Master.
Your educational level, as a sub or slave, lends me no value. Value comes from your ability to relate and get "into" me, but also your intelligence and your ability to reason as a sane individual. If your Emotional Intelligence (EQ) is very low then we will not match. If you respond emotionally to issues and beliefs then you are not only a failure in life, but you are a failure to me as your Master.
The greatest pride I have as a Master has come from encouraging and helping two slaves become nurses. Yes, they felt so confident (after being with me) to where they came from abstract poverty and are now making above 50k a year. That is where my pride falls, it falls in the success of everyone around me - not in their failure.
So when I walk away it is not because I have failed. It is because there is no success model with the slave I am training so it is time to leave. |
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I get the biggest kick out of those who, after we meet, say I am too intense.
Too intense ... seriously? LMFAO! |
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Wow ... Body Dimorphism is raging online. Someone is calling themselves "little girl" yet they top the scales at #345lbs. For that girl to be "little" the man must be 12' tall and #800lbs or more.
Wow ... |
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Has everyone sobered up yet from New Years? |
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I wonder if Dick Clark is going to droooool on himself AGAIN this year or if he is going to call it quits and pack it in? |
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Yesterday, I had a delightful conversation with a Master who I mentored at one time. We were just following up (guy talk) and wishing each other well as the old year ends and the new year begins. But during the conversation I have always had a question (of him) that I just had to ask. So I took the 'firewall' down and asked;
"... so (John) you have a fetish for "big" women; like really big women. So how do you fuck a really big women? Seriously, when their gut prolapses over their genital regions how can you even "git-all-up-in-dat"?
His answer shocked me, but amazed me as well. He said; "... well I go into the kitchen and get a broom or mop".
Wait for it ... wait for it ... let it mature you will figure it out. |
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Rule #436.882: If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota van after a hail storm. You are NOT sexy OR juicy. |
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This was submitted to me by one of our Journal subscribers, good job.
Yet another prime individual who will fulfill all our kidnapping and hostage dreams. Quickly, drive to Utah and demand his release. This fine individual and wonderful representation of a man held "his" woman captive for over 5 days. He had very aggressive sex with her, choked her while having sex (breath play) and even let her little boy listen/watch. Quickly, all you gaseous sycophants, run to him post his bond and your dream Master will come true.
http://news.yahoo.com/police-utah-mom-son-rescued-facebook-post-001406065.html |
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A very pretty and gracious slave once told me that her desire in enslavement is such that if her Master had to go to work in the morning and there was 4' of snow in the driveway, then she would get up early enough to shovel the entire driveway - and have his breakfast ready- so he would have no problem starting his day. |
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Merry Christmas everyone! |
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For the first time ever I watched all of Lonesome Dove today.
Brings greater definition to kinship between men of courage and honor. |
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Dear Santa,
Please bring me a fertile and ovulating woman who has a craving desire to breed.
... oh ... and no fatties. ;-)
Regards,
T |
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Why is it of late I have had a burning desire to breed? |
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EMERGENCY! "MASTER ED" is in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HURRY!
FIRE!
RAPE!
SEX SLAVES UNITE!!!!!!!!!!
HERE IS YOUR DREAM MAN! And, he is not a fraud! You are a fraud if you do not seek him out! So put up or shut up!
Psychopaths, quickly seek him out, find him he is your dream Master!
Man, 33, admits to abusing mentally disabled 'sex slave' who was bound, burned and tortured on film
Her 'owner' Bagley, who called himself Master Ed, reportedly killed pets that she had grown fond of and threatened to murder her and bury her in the backyard with other bodies if she ever tried to escape.
Her terrible plight only came to light after she suffered a heart attack from the electric-shock torture and was hospitalized.
Bagley is said to have advertised her on the internet offering people the opportunity to pay to abuse the woman.
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077537/Man-33-admits-abuse-mentally-disabled-sex-slave-bound-burned-tortured-film.html#ixzz1hJkqyc00
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Quickly ... Quickly! I have found another set of dream men to kidnap and torture you. Run to them ... your dreams will come true. Kidnapping, force, torture, slavery ... everything you have ever dreamed of in your whole life.
Terrified woman 'forced to watch as human trafficking gang tortured, dismembered and beheaded teenage girl in front of her'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077059/Jimmy-Lee-Massey-forced-woman-watch-torture-dismember-Carina-Saunders.html
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For all those who want to be kidnapped, held captive and forcefully taken sexually ... here is your dream man!
Quickly, run to him. Demand his freedom! He is only a misunderstood individual who is being kept down by "The Man". Hurry ... flock to him and his harem.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074322/Elizabeth-Smart-speaks-publicly-1st-time-Brian-David-Mitchell-kidnapping.html |
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Doesn't anyone find it interesting that just before the holidays there are a ton of subs/slaves that just seem to "pop" out of thin air?
... interesting |
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Has anyone else ever noticed that over 90% of the women who hold any reservations about Poly typically say something to the sort of; "... if it is with the right woman"?
So there is no problem with the men, but the women are the problem and the women are admitting the difficulty.
For some reason I have never had this problem. If a problem crops up and it can't be resolved or they just won't let it go I throw them both out into the snow; fuck'em!
Simply, I command all my affairs in every instance. If two adult women, who have agreed to be enslaved by me, refuse to follow directions then they don't care to have me as their Master and are accordingly released. And, in this instant I will release them with the utmost prejudice. Because if you are so set against me being your Master that you are not following my direction then your release will be my pleasure; zero melodrama. |
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News!
Any man you can make demands of should wear your collar. ;-)
Enjoy! |
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News!
If you smoke and you have had breast implants your nipples will turn black and fall off. LOL
Google It! |
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I am only responsible for what I say, NOT for what you hear. |
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It seems rather odd to me that "slaves" are in such service by their "Masters". Let me explain.
For a slave to be tied up and fucked, either by other men or toys, is a service - to the slave - by the Master. Therefore, isn't it the slave who is the recipient of the service? Accordingly, the slave has now assumed the role of a passive "Master" whereas the "Master" is now the service slave to his/her "slave".
In the true world of a real Master it is the slave who is servicing the Master and all his needs. Such that the slave does not tie the Master down (I knew someone would laugh), rather it is the slave that provides for the Master's need - sexual needs. If the Master wishes for other women to service him ... yep you guessed it, the slave finds such for the Master.
After all it is NOT about the slave, rather it IS about the Master. |
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I find it quite interesting that when you start to establish a conversation with someone - a submissive - they now feel a need to dictate and order me. Wow ... that is a quick way to find yourself on the prestigious Block List. LMFAO!
Well, good luck with the slovenly, cowardly men in your life. I am sure you will find great happiness. |
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I have been asked several times on how to evaluate someones photograph on CM. The process is simple;
1) TinEye
2) Look at the background, not the foreground
3) If the photo is "too good to be true"; then it is!
4) Does the subjects ht/wt match what is in their profile?
5) Face |
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People are always complaining about all the frauds on this site; well stop. Seriously, just stop. This is a free site. The owners of this site pay for the site through advertising and from that they invoice according to "membership". Therefore, they have no reason to stop all the fraud.
So unless you want a fee-for-service site let the fakes continue on CM and stop your bitching. You just need to get better and how to detect all the fakes. So step up your game dumb-ass.
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I find it quite comical when someone on this site says they are "looking" for a dominant or a Master. When in fact the extent of their looking is to answer emails. Wow ... if that is "looking" or searching then I would hate to see the effort they would put into actual submission. |
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Back to the 1950's!
I had to laugh like a drunken sailor this morning with a news story about how women want to "return" to domestic life (aka: "House Wife").
What? So the Man in the Grey Flannel Suit life isn't so romantic, carefree and exciting as Hollywood would have you believe? No shit you idiot. LOL
I find it so amazingly interesting how wonderfully gullible and easily lead sheeple are in our world - especially in America.
But, those sub/slaves in the lifestyle are actually living ahead of the power curve. Think about it. You sub/slave ladies, you are now the trend setters. The switches and dommes still don't get it just yet. Don't worry, give them some time, some people don't learn as quickly as others.
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I was given a very wonderful complement this past week. I was told that my cum taste like Piña Colada mix (non-alcoholic of course). I guess a life of taking care of myself is showing rewards.
For you see over 50% of the men in their 40’s have Erectile Dysfunction. So for all you “young bucks” out there you can keep smoking and getting fat & lazy. But always keep this thought in the back of your head. When you are in your 40’s your woman will seek out and find a man like me who will shove his big, long, fat cock inside her because you have ‘limp dick’. So when you think she is hot and drippy for you … it is sloppy seconds. Call me, let me know what I taste like. LMFAO!
Married women ... come find me. I will send you back home with that rosy glow on your cheeks like your wedding night. ;-)
Damn, I am one twisted fuck. But I love it!
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For all you "Mouth Breathers" out there who are too stupid to poor piss from a boot I have one word for you; "TinEye". Install it ... use it you mindless louts.
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The other day someone asked me what I thought of demanding, "switch" or "bratty" subs. My answer was simple; "... I don't".
I don't think of them because I see them more as destructive and abusive and not really understanding who and/or what they are as a sub/slave. I see them as confused, frustrated and even angry. So why would anyone even harbor the thought of having someone like that enter into their life is utterly amazing to me. To understand things better, as a Master you would engage with one of these women for the added melodrama in your life ... seriously?
Life is just as easy as you make it ... or don't make it. |
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How many people have read this "Warning" about the use of the photos or text in someone's profile that is going around CM? How totally ignorant and foolish are people these days? To all those people who are using this "Warning" grow up!
You freely gave up your right to limit the use of your text/photos by using this site - knuckle head. Legally, it is called a "Shrink Wrap" agreement or "Click Agreement" that you released any limits to that information as soon as you opened your profile.
Grow up! |
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In regards to my 10/15 journal posting, one of the dozens of my followers sent me and email with some good questions. I am providing my response, with their questions. I feel it clearly identifies why there is a massive difference between men and Masters. These questions are questions taken directly from their email.
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Ah, I can see this is an emotional argument with you that is already not based on fact nor circumstance.
So, considering you already have three, maybe four debate pivots in your argument I will address the core issue then show where each of your emotional pivots are baseless.
1) Why do you never marry a slave?
A: Slave is property, you don't marry property.
(Now the emotional pivots)
2) Is a slave less deserving of being protected in the eyes of the law?
A: A slaves "law" is her master. He is the supreme law of the land, there is no other.
3) What if something was to happen to her, i.e.; her health?
A: Medical Power of Attorney
You are scratching your head because you are with men and not Masters. When you have the privilege of being with a Master there is a plan, there is a direction and there is the solid grounding of life that he has the knowledge, experience and background to properly maintain slaves.
Go find you a Master girl and stop playing with little boys.
Now (close your mouth) and keep monitoring my posts. I have somewhat of a wonderful feeling that I am more of an education to you than any online site you have ever read in your entire BDSM life. (Oh, you are welcome.)
Warm Regards,
Trebuchet
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I read this most gullible and ignorant post I think I have ever read. A slave thought that a Master gave her an engagement ring but; "... when I took it to get it insured the guy told me it was a zircon." And she wonders why she is having problems finding a good Master? Seriously? Maybe one day she will grow up and realize ... YOU DON'T MARRY A SLAVE! |
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Can you imagine if someone in BDSM was to run for President? Oh, the scandal.
Press: "Sir, is it true you like to tie women up and spank them with a crop"
BDSM Candidate: "Yes Bitch it is"
Press: "Sir, with a comment like that one would think you hate women"
BDSM Candidate: "No, I actually love women. Love to tie them up, crop the blood out of them and then fill their hole with my cum. Does that sound like a man who hates women?"
Press: "Well, you don't respect women"
BDSM Candidate" "I respect all my slaves. Especially, the ones who dream of swallowing my cum - what man wouldn't?"
Fun to think about that press interview. |
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Going hunting in MN next week ... wish me luck. |
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The ultimate slave discipline device; 4” heels, choke chain, 4’ of rope, and a treadmill … (Think about it)
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Here is another one ladies! For all those who want 24/7 captivity, to be chained or tied in a basement/shed and gang raped and used ... I have found another dream man for you. Here he is your hero. He even has a track record of abuse, assault and even man-slaughter. Quickly, sell your belongings and escape to beautiful England and throw yourself at his feet.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055609/Woman-used-sex-slave-Facebook-friend-William-Jameson-horrific-ordeal.html |
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Is it me or has anyone else ever wondered why a "slave" has Hard Limits? I never really understood that concept of a slave telling a Master what they would, and would not put up with or tolerate. It is a mental gap for me that I will never cross as a Master. |
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Pay attention slave wanna-be's. I borrowed this from a slave's profile I found online tonight. I found it quick, simple and spot-on.
A slaves Commandments: They are the primary rules of any slaves life
1. Absolute Obedience
2. Absolute Openness
3. Absolute Honesty
4. Absolute Service.
A Slaves Rules: Rules to instill proper manners and respect in saily life.
1. A slave will not use "i"
2. A slave will address all as Sir or Ma`am unless directed other wise
3. A slave will be polite and respectful to everyone.
4. A slave will beg for everything.
The slave mantra - The core to what a slave holds on to through her entire service.
"What must be endured, can be."
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Sometimes I read journals of slaves just to get an impression of what type of slave that person would be in real life. One I read pretty much gave herself away as to why she is still alone. All I read in her journals were comments like this; "I got", "I saw", "I noticed", "I'm confused", etc. When the speech is typically in first person so is the focus. |
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From most of my journal entries I obtain amazing feedback - both good and bad. Here is an example of very good feedback, but also relevant to my last journal (housework).
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I simply adore Your posts. How can anyone not clean a home? Make it beautiful..clean..smelling fresh for Him when he does enter from a hard or easy day at work. It is in the pleasing Him..He knowing that when he enters his Home all is ready and prepared for Him. shakes my head at the subbies on here who make it so damn difficult for the truly genuine ones. Ohh..well at least i truly know who i am and am in no doubt about that knowledge. be well and thanks for the smiles as always :)
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Here is a good'en ...
Reading a profile for a submissive this morning and in her profile she noted the following; "I will not do any housework of any kind". Now this isn't unusual, hell I even hate to do house work but it needs to be done - so get it done, no need to live like a pig. But then this submissive goes on to say she, "... needs to be taken care of" and the Dominant needs to "... take care of all matters of business". Seriously? Then what the fuck are you doing all damn day? Sitting on your ass eating bonbons? Prancing around in high heels and shaking your ass everywhere? Damn girl, with that in place I dare to ask the question ... who is submissive to whom? |
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Okay ... I have got to go off on the subject of cocks ... and here we go ...
For the profile of (milf1980) that man has such a small, little cock ... no wonder you sub/slaves are so frustrated with us. |
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Okay ... sanity check.
If the women on this site can make fun of the men for their "beer guts". Then we (us men) can make fun of you women for your big asses and your thunder thighs.
In either instance neither is perfect yet we both must stop. So women you need to assault the women who ... and men, we need to assault the men who ... well, you know. |
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Okay, I had to touch base with my fans on another instance of a breach of intelligence on a massive scale. This "intelligent" person lists himself as a "Female Slave".
"* My chromosome (if you don't know what a 'chromosome' is then look it up!) make-up doesn't match my appearance. If this a problem for you then please don't bother getting in contact as I've heard all of the insults before."
Note the words "My chromosome". WHAT THE FUCK? If they are a man, yet they post themselves as a "Female Slave" and now they openly admit - in their own profile - that they are a man who then is really the loutish baboon?
I am telling you it must be me. I must be the one who is so intellectually superior, to where my mental capacity is so vastly above the rest of the BDSM community that I am in fact mentally and genetically superior to 99% of my peers.
Lipstick on a pig still does not hide the fact it is still a PIG! Then lipstick on a man still does not hide the fact you are still a MAN! |
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Now ... there are examples of what to avoid all around us. And there are examples of gross stupidity right in front of our noses. This is a journal entry I just read tonight so I had to post it; " just got out of jail... got busted for weed... can you believe people still get charged for that?"
No shit? I mean seriously dumb ass! What part of "illegal" do you think people don't get arrested for - you mouth-breathing idiot?
You see, it has to be me. I mean seriously. And to think some sane Master or dominant out there finds this appealing? If you can't make wise decisions in your life then what makes you believe in a million years that I will bring you into my life?
Quality attracts quality ... trash attracts trash; it is that simple. |
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It seems people think I am very "unfair" in regards to my analysis towards subs/slaves. Well, I am just as brutal towards Doms/Masters as well.
Simply, look at your Dom/Master (D/M).
Does he have clean well kept facial hair, or does it have snot and food always caught in the hairs?
Does he keep his nose hairs trimmed, or does it look like a horses tail hanging out of his nose?
And what about his ears, can you see his ears or does that nasty rats nest of hair obscure your view?
What about his nails, are they dirty, chipped or long enough to do a line of coke?
How does he treat other people around him, is he needlessly mean and abusive, does he have a history (or arrest record) of violence or domestic violence?
Overall, it revolves around simple principles that I grew up with as a child; "... it does not cost anything to be clean and nice".
You have to fully evaluate who you have in your live and determine if they will bring you value, or cost you time. After all, time is money and life and you can never recover time. |
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It seems some women feel they have the "golden pussy". Here is an example, an actual CM profile, of one such woman who may feel that she has the "golden pussy". (P.S. - No woman has the "golden pussy".)
"Seems to me that the best form of domination is to let your partner think that they own you. No better aphrodisiac than playing along until you've hooked your fish and then letting them know that the real control lies with the pussy." |
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Most men think with their little head and not with their big head. As a test ladies, build a profile and put a hot (fake) photo in your profile. Then, for the next two weeks BLOCK every man who sends you an email.
After the first two weeks put up a real photo of yourself then - again - BLOCK every man who emails you. Now, after these four weeks you can start your search with a good baseline and do the search on your own don't wait for someone to contact you - you contact them. |
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How many women actually believe that the men around you don't notice that you have chipped nails, crappy nail polish or dry, chapped feet?
How many of you women out there actually believe men don't know the difference between healthy hair and burned over died and overworked hair?
How many women out there believe that men actually love blue eye shadow?
How many of you men even care to notice? |
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Okay ladies pop quiz!
Q: What type of lady wears white high heel shoes?
A: Brides on their wedding day and strippers
Seriously, if you have a photo on this site with you prancing around in white high heel shoes, it better be photos from your wedding day. LOL |
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Are you a no limit whore? Want to be held captive? Want to be tortured for months ... non-stop? Do you dream of a dominant who can relentlessly use and abuse you? Are you still looking for that sadistic Master? Don't look any further I have found him (again) for you - and he is in the U.S.! Quickly, go get him ... he is your dream Master.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047701/Man-kidnapped-girlfriend-held-hostage-home-tortured-straight-months.html |
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Someone help me. What is it with women who get their photo taken make those "sucky face" poses? You know, they push out their lips like they just sucked on a lemon or a green persimmon. Do they realize how utterly foolish and silly they look? |
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Okay, look; if your ass is so large you need to use that electric "car" at a Wal-Mart then you are TOO DAMN FAT!
PUT THE FORK DOWN! Guns don't kill people anymore than forks make people fat. |
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Think before you eat!
Increase in men's mouth and throat cancer linked to HPV virus spread from oral sex (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2045177/Increase-mens-oral-cancer-linked-HPV-virus.html )
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People amaze me. Okay, if you are out in public and you are a sub/slave or potential sub/slave you had better not look like warm pile of steaming shit. Dear gawd almighty! The way some people dress in public should be criminal.
Also, ladies ... fix your man's damn feet! By all that is holy, guys have some of the most nastiest, filthiest feet I have ever seen. And they STILL wear flip flops. WTF are they thinking? Do they not have any self dignity? I am talking their feet are nastier than tribesmen in South Africa while hunting in the wilds of the plains - among lions, tigers, elephant and crap. They had better feet than most men I see in flip flops in America. |
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For those who what to be held captive ... who want to be a 24/7 sex slave ... here is your god of all captive/slave gods. Go ... seek him out ... and beg him to capture and enslave you.
He has the dungeon, the rooms and you will even be held underground behind seven (7) locked steel doors. Quickly, get your tickets, sell your belongings and escape to your dream.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041051/In-dungeon-Pictures-underground-rooms-sex-slaves-held-TWO-years-raped-kidnapped-karaoke-bars.html
It seems I keep posting examples of these fine slave-keepers, but nobody is traveling to them. Wonder why? |
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I find it interesting that some slave profiles dictate on how a "Master" should respond to them. You know the old; "... I will only answer emails that attach a photo", crap with that tone.
Seriously? What "Master" in their right mind would ever wright? Good luck with the homeless, trailer trash Masters who bow to your demands. |
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Found the profile of the first woman from "New Jersey, New Mexico".
Damnit! I lived there for 6 years and never fucking been to New "fucking" Jersey! Bitch! |
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I so love it when a divorced woman "discovers" she is a sub/slave. Especially, when her ex- finds that she is out with me and he is now "watching" her with me at a public function. Love when he watches her do everything I ask ... without question. LOL |
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Before you can enter into the darkness you have to step out of the light. |
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I am thinking about becoming a slave. After all the "Masters" on this site make sure they (the slaves) have plenty of cock ... so the inverse is a male-slave has plenty of pussy.
Damn ... I have had it so wrong for so many years. NOT! LOL! |
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Made the decision to not see a potential slave who expressed interest.
Made this decision not because she is new to the lifestyle, but because I would not have 100% of her focus - she is still seeing other 'Masters'. She is still looking for "the one".
So I wished her well and sent her on her way - she needs to explore right now. |
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Today is the anniversary of 911 - God bless. |
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And when I call out the nut-bags and the crazy-eyed screwballs ... everyone thinks I am nutzo ... really?
Review this!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035223/Beautiful-mother-horrifically-burnt-doused-petrol-set-alight-room-mate.html
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It seems that people like to post photos of what they want ... yet few are able to post photos of what they have done - such as myself.
Avoid the "dreamers" and flock to the "do-ers" - you will find happiness among those who do. |
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I have been asked why I so love a 1950s style household and that concept. Simply, why not? It was a wonderful time in our nations history but also the fashion, the concept that the man is the leader in both business and at his home. "Mad Men" is my favorite made-for-TV series and you can call me the 'Don Draper' of the BDSM world. You will usually see me in a dress shirt, 'sharp' shoes, expensive slacks and sports coat. A tie for me is optional because I have had an athletic and military youth and a 18.5" neck is hard to fit into a tie-type shirt.
So again ... what is there not to like about a Master who runs a BDSM type of 1950s household? Nothing, I am perfect. :-P |
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I SO love fucking married women. Over 50% of men over the age of 40 have "limp dick" - E.D. (Poor dumb bastards, now I am fucking your wife.)
Married wives husbands are prudes. So they seek me out, I help them get their freak on ... and then send them home. They don't swell, they don't tell and they are grateful as hell! LOL!
If you are a man and you are reading this and you are "420 friendly" or consume copious amounts of alcohol or smoking cigarettes ... keep doing it. Because hidden in the wings is a man like me. He works out, drinks little, doesn't smoke or do drugs ... and when you reach 40 years of age your dick won't get hard where his still does; be afraid.
So when your wife comes home smiling and all "giggly" ... realize she could be full of my cum. LMFAO!!!!
Oh ... you are welcome you limp dick bastard! LMAO! |
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I find it incredulous that when a dinner date goes with me to the table she seats herself. But what is worse is when she holds her pinky finger up when she drinks coffee or even a glass of wine. Women, stop with the damn pinky finger! You are not supposed to hold it up in the air! Dear Gawd!
Also, you might be able to suck a cock, but can you decant a nice red or properly prep a cigar for your Master?
Or maybe your Master only drinks beer from the bottle and sits on his deck and belches and farts while you light his cig? |
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For those who want to be kidnapped and used ... here is your man!
Monterey Park yogurt shop owner is facing kidnapping and attempted murder charges for abducting a female employee and keeping her inside a box in a soundproof room, prosecutors said Friday.
Robert Yachen Lee alleged lured the employee to a storage room above O My Yogurt on south Atlantic Boulevard
early Wednesday, knocked her unconscious and then -- after removing her clothing and dressing her in an adult diaper -- placed her in a box, authorities said.
The victim told authorities that when she came to, she was bound with tape and had a collar around her neck.
Prosecutors believe Lee planned the kidnapping, because the storage room had recently been soundproofed.
The woman was able to free herself and escape to a nearby optometrist's office, where she alerted police.
Lee appeared briefly in Alhambra Superior Court on Friday afternoon. Bail was set at $10 million.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/yogurt-store-owner-kidnaps-female-worker-and-keeps-her-up-in-soundproof-room.html
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I just watched my mission in Iraq end up on The History Channel tonight. H.O.G. |
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You would think at 24yrs someone would list themselves as the "blondbomb", but at 39yrs shouldn't it be "blondmom", or "blondgilf"? |
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I so LOVE fakes and frauds on this site! Why? Simple, they help subs/slaves realize that Masters like me are the elite of the elite. |
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Read the profile from someone new to this site. Simple profile, no photo, few words except down at the bottom she noted that within a few hours she already had over 600 emails from men. Holy crap! It is getting bad on this site.
As a suggestion, put a "Code Word" in your profile and if they don't read your profile and use that Code Word in the body of their email - Block Them! |
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The knowledge of darkness can only come once we become tired of the light. (Trebuchet, CIRCA 2000) |
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http://notfourchan.net/f/src/SuperDeepthroat1_7_1b.swf |
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It seems a lot of ingrates have not figured out why there are so many fakes and frauds on this site. Simple, this is a "free" site. Therefore, because nothing is free, somebody has to make money somewhere to pay for everything. CM does it through what is called "Add" or "Click" or "Viewer" revenue generation. So by simply allowing the fakes, frauds and crooks to post malicious accounts their stats go through the roof. Once their stats go way up they can now sell advertising space and make money - thereby keeping the site "free".
So STOP bitching about the damn fakes! (Besides, the fakes only exploit the mentally infirmed - "... life is tough, it is tougher when you are stupid". So don't be stupid!) |
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Interesting ... it seems that when you take the time to explain things in detail to a potential slave/whore you come across as "intense" and maybe even "scary" for your honesty. Yet when you 'sneak' up on them and 'pounce' this lifestyle and your expectations on a potential slave you are now "abusive". Lets face it Masters, honesty is far better but most women will never figure out what they want until it is to late anyway. As a man, we seem to "come into our own" as we mature. Women ... well, I will be polite and reserve comment. |
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The other day I watched a brand new Camaro pull out of a trailer park. Am I the only one who "gets it"? |
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I SO love women who spend hours, upon hours of time writing their profiles. The use if colors, and different fonts and countless uses of clear English, verbs and nouns ... etc.
Overall, your profile is a FUCKING EYE CHART! Jesus freaking Christ! Consider your audience; your audience is MEN! doh! The more intelligent of us will read, but dear God ... after we hit paragraph #2 you are loosing your audience. |
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I was told the other day that I am very intimidating and very intense. Interesting, I guess that is why I naturally threaten "Dominants" whenever I am in the room. Being a true natural Alpha is such a burden. (LOL) |
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People wonder why I always protect who I am as well as who I am seen with publicly. Maybe this story will make you a little wiser; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021317/UNVA-chancellor-David-Lee-64-sadomasochistic-suburban-sex-dungeon-master.html
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Has anyone tried the "Brain Shaker" yet? |
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Okay, if there is a photo of you in your profile, or you send one to me of you;
1) with your tongue out,
2) a cigarette in your hand/mouth or,
3) you are flipping someone off -
DO NOT CONTACT ME! |
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I just read the profile of a very porcine woman (300+ lbs) who is; "... tired of all the fakes out there who are looking for 'twigs' of a woman". If you read what she wrote, not what you think she is trying to say, it does not make any sense.
Maybe they are not interested in you because they are afraid of what the grocery bill will be each month. Besides the expense of food, they will now have to re-equip their bondage rooms. They would have to now purchase heavy duty tables, XXXXL bondage wrist and ankle cuffs, replace ropes with tow chains, a portable defibrillator - in case you seize during a session. Even consider suspension, with someone of such extreme volume the Dominant/Master would have to install an Overhead Crane just to lift such a gelatinous structure.
Hygiene becomes an issue as well. They would also have to install a bathroom bidet because after you take a crap your butt is so big can't effectively wipe your own ass. So it is either a bidet or a garden hose out in the yard - but the neighbors might complain about the garden hose.
Just think of how good your massively porcine rump will look hanging on your Master's arm. You, dressed in your mu-mu and your shiny new Hover Round with a fresh charge. You two can cut-the-rug together on the dance floor and you can be the belle of the ball.
In either instance there would be a significant financial impact to cover your massive corpulence. Please consider the fact that your morbid obesity comes with a price. So either arrive with a large bank account or relegate yourself to that bean-bag in your trailer. |
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For those who own dogs, don't you find their morning "brain shakers" amazing? You know, when they get up in the morning they shake their heads so hard their ears flop on either side of their head. Try it sometime yourself in the morning. Seriously, do a brain shaker ... and wow I doubt you would need any coffee afterwards. |
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How can you tell a woman from a girl at a wedding?
The women still have on their shoes after the ceremony. |
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You would think that key phrases in a sub/slave profile would turn the Doms away on this site. Any phrase like, "... I am looking for the perfect Dom for me", should be a sign to run-for-the-hills! This person (man or woman) is in no way interested in what they can do for you, they are only interested in themselves.
But for some reason the guys run to these subs like flies to shit. I will never understand how men can become so mentally incompetent. |
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What is it with all these corpulent kids? I have never seen so many porcine kids and young slaves/subs in my life. It is like the new "in" to be elephantine.
They have taken the notion of "Cheese burger in paradise" to a whole new level. |
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Ah ... good old CM. Making changes to the web site without proper testing in development. |
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Anyone who calls their-self a "Master" should incorporate those principles and disciplines into his/her own life. They should not only be able to demonstrate this with their own actions, but they also should be able to prove this with their "personal history". A man who embraces discipline and standards will be able to show this with their personal appearance, the attire they chose, their intelligence and the lack of a criminal history. If you do not see these basic attributes with a Master you should avoid them at all costs. For it is easy to give guidance and make demands, but it is hard to do it yourself and set the example.
>Also, look into the life of the Master. Is it an instance of melodrama, discord, and chaos when you review your Master-to-be life and background? Does he insist on you keeping his house clean and tidy, but when you first visited him his house/room was a trash dump? Hello! Run you worthless freak! He is not a Master, he is a Disaster! |
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I am always amazed at the hours spent in rope work. Then, after all that time and energy, the rope work is so well done that the Dom/Master who did the rope work can't fuck the girl. LMFAO! Stupidity has always amazed me. |
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Once a wanker, always a wanker. The CM wankers are up to their old crap again. But then again I actually love it because only the mentally feeble are the ones who get suckered. At least three new profiles today of the age old wanker-trap of "... I am deaf", or you have to love the age old "... I don't have a camera". Oh well, the mindless masses will always be asses. |
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I love it when men view my profile. They have got to be looking at my photos and spanking-their-monkey nonstop! LOL.
>Am I an arrogant arse? Na, it is just part of my magnetic personality. LOL |
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Look people, download and install "Tineye".
It will help you find photos of the frauds on this site. |
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I LOVE down turning economies as a Master. Now all the "wanna-be" slaves just drip from the walls - they are all over the place.
Note: If you want a Master to "... take care of you"; then you will be expected to give him everything and do everything he asks - or get used to living on the street. It is all or nothing with a real Master; else deal with the weak and spineless.
Damn I love success! |
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Okay, how do you guys/girls do it? How do you stay so young for so long on this site? What is your secret? Please, pretty please ... someone tell me! |
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I find it amazing the lack of education that a majority of Americans receive from their public education system. Essentially, it is all your own fault. Even if you cannot spell or read at the 12th grade level when you graduate HS, you can still continue to better yourself. Keep working on things, practice your letters (penmanship), read complex novels, venture out with the word of the day and above all practice your "ciphers" (Basic Math).
>After all, you are only going to lose your own stupidity. |
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I still find it interesting that new slaves to this site get flooded with emails. Then they complain that within the body of those emails there is (of course) name calling.
Well - block them stupid!
>Also, in all honesty, the real Masters are the ones the slaves should be contacting. The real Masters may reach out to make a quick comment or say hello/welcome but that is about it. Anything else deserves a total block.
>Besides, as a new slave go out and find your own Master and work for the right to be called his slave. |
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As a woman do you realize that if you are wearing a 4" heel but the shoe has a 2" platform you are actually only wearing a shoe with a 2" heel? Or is it that you just hope guys can't do simple math?
This is why I insist all my slaves own and know how to walk in a set of black (closed toe) 4" pumps - NO PLATFORMS!
(Yes I know that pumps have a closed toe but you would be amazed how many men don't.) |
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Does Americans have "Body Dimorphism"; or is it just people on CM?
Now I don't read profiles of men, but these BBW who categorize themselves as "little" or "baby" and even post photos of slender fit women is just so bizarre. Now I wonder if in fact they actually see themselves as "slender" when in fact they are morbidly obese? |
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I love reading stories where men get fooled by the frauds on this site. |
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HOG ALERT!!!!!!!!
What a hog!
This woman ran a 'con' on over 14 lame ass retards.
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/TheLaw/men-scammed-called-military-mistress-bobbi-ann-finley/story?id=11701771
Hog alert!
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DO THE MATH!
Silly kids, BDSM is for men. Just read another profile where the "woman" says she has been a slave for 5years. Yet she is ONLY 20 years old! |
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I love it when a fraudster tries to sound legitimate by saying they are a "woman". Especially, when they post photos they proclaim as theirs when in fact they are copied/stolen from someone else or from another web site.
http://art-or-porn.com/post/1504966741/butt
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Out and about tonight.
Dinner and Casino here I come!
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Okay, if your height and weight is similar to that of a middle line backer for the Green Bay Packers then I probably will not be interested. |
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"Roberto" and I had a very nice conversation about him pilfering my photos;
Roberto;
Considering there is a great number of people who have stolen and/or misrepresented another persons photos on this site your approach, not your intent, is questionable.
Typically, I do not have a problem with the use of my photos. After all, it is hard to find a Master with my experience level as mine, who can prove and support what they state and/or preach with evidence.
What would have been proper etiquette for this lifestyle, and normal vanilla life, would have been for you to approach me - not only as a master - but also as a mature adult and request the use. This is where you are in breach of lifestyle standards; I think you realize this in your behavior.
I see you have removed the photos you pilfered. Thank you. Going forward, I am sure you would agree that it is a sign of mutual respect to request the use of another persons property. Accordingly, please ask before you use.
Regards,
T
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It seems SirRobertofGor likes to use my photos. Thanks Molly for notifying me of his activity.
Thanks Roberto but you really should ask; and - after all - they are watermarked. |
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You have to love the CM user "Polly20"xx" - (next years date).
This guy has spent hours, upon hours, upon hours in building black & white imagery of a fake profile. I have to give this guy props.
I first found him on on alt.com but now he is here. His images are so obviously fake that even a blind man can see it (that was a 'pun'). But overall, there is a lot of work in his photos to create the illusion. So visit his profile, send him a note and tell him you appreciate this good work. |
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I think Collarme was hacked. It was down for a long time early this morning and I did find indications of server changes and Mal-Ware that was installed in some profiles.
Helps to be a security dude. ;-) |
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I am 4 for 5 tonight in busting frauds. Awesome!
>One updated their profile to make it sound like they just started to be a "hair model". What a joke! I guess when you suck ... you must try to really suck.
Photos the frauds use.
http://erooups.com/2010/05/23/busty_amateur_brunette_11_pics.html
http://kr.fun.yahoo.com/NBBS/nbbs_view.html?bi=1201&mi=654671
http://www.dumpstersluts.com/blogfill/2007/09/20070928/20070928/extras/index.html
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Just took the Myers-Briggs personality test and got a ENTJ (Field Marshal) review.
Hu ... guess it does fit my personality!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fieldmarshal_(role_variant)
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Traveling to Denver next week ... got to get that training out of the way. |
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It seems that people are always complaining that CM does nothing about the fakes and frauds on their web site. Ah ... hello people, this is a free web site so get over yourself you little baby.
Besides, they make money by listing membership to their advertisers. So the more members, even fake ones, the more money CM makes. So learn how to identify the frauds and fakes and stop your bitching. |
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I must admit it makes me feel good that younger "masters" and Doms are following my journal posts and comments. Some, even have me listed as 'Admirers' while others "preview" my profile.
In either instance they are learning because nobody has cared enough to teach them. Rather, have they had enough strength to even ask to be mentored? |
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Okay, I don't care how hot your body is, if you are 40+ (with a hot body) and you dress like you are 20 ... grow up.
Seriously, few can pull this off and most just look silly. |
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You have to laugh at the mentally feeble.
I use a variety of tools to help determine the validity of a profile. One tool, TinEye, will search billions of images. So I was playing around with it the other night and found a profile, on collarme that had their profile listed on over 50+ sites (i.e., porn, Russian, etc.).
Disgusted I downloaded and copied, their own photo, over to them in an email. Challenging the photo they wanted to know how I got it. Seriously? I got it the same way they did, downloaded it from a Russian porn site.
What is worse, they also claimed they have over 10 pages of emails from "men". They should have wrote that they have over 10 pages of emails from mouth breathing, trailer park, retards. (It would have described them better.) |
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Here, I will help some of you out a little:
http://www.whatdomenreallythink.com/howto/tips-on-becoming-a-feminine-woman.php
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Guys seriously.
With all the technology available to you to help you determine if profile and/or photo has been stolen from another site (i.e., porn site) how come you give the frauds on this site any quarter? |
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I just LOVE reading profiles of "Lesbian" female submissive who are pregnant.
Explain that one; "... ooooops, I slipped; I fell upon his dick and he came inside me?"
Or better yet; "... we did the IVF" - what ... your girlfriends rubber dildo didn't magically squirt cum?
Or better yet: "... we wanted a family". What? You couldn't have a family yourselves? Or you wanted your kids to come home to "Hey mom ... how are you. Where is mom?" LOL!
Come on ... you have to see the humor in these quasi- Lesbians.
Avoid the dick, stick with the lick! |
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On 15 May I wrote about "Do the Math"; referencing a fraudulent profile. Now it seems that the profile I discovered was fraudulent, has changed because he read my journal entry. LOL
Well, if I need to help him ("Strongman778x") do basic math, then the women he is courting is probably worse off than he. So I just simply viewed his (now changed) profile and made a list of his friends.
After all, if I have to help him add and subtract yet they can't figure out he is a fraud ... wow, who is worse off? |
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Love it when you do a reverse image search on the web how the wankers photos show multiple returns from all over the internet.
If you are going to be fake ... at least post old photos of your ex-gfriend on the web. LOL |
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DO THE MATH!
Just read the profile of a dominant (or he calls himself that) who claims to be a dominant for the past 8 years.
Seriously?
He is 24 years old that makes him 16 as an experienced/interested dominant?
My lilly white ass! His fu-man-chu ass is so full of shit MY eyes are brown. |
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Okay wankers, if you are going to be a fraud at least be a good fraud.
Using photos of people who have been on the internet for over 20yrs just makes us laugh at you.
Do this, go to a hooker site. Download some of their new photos - few are water marked. At least they are newer and you can get more than one. Build a good profile, make a journal entry or two then wait for the weak minded and lame to email/text you.
This way you can wank for many a month before you are "outed". |
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I found this in someones journal entry and thought I would add my bit of wit to their entries. (My comments are within the parentheses.)
These are the things I learned in kindergarden:
* Share everything. (NO! This is Socialism)
* Play fair. (And loose!)
* Don't hit people. (Bitch!)
* Put things back where you found them. (Don't order me around)
* Clean up your own mess. (Slave! Now where could she be?)
* Don't take things that aren't yours. (Or I'll beat your bum raw.)
* Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. (Only if they are bigger than you.)
* Wash your hands before you eat. (Or after picking your nose)
* Flush. (... never really understood this one)
* Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. (Cold beer and a hot piece of arse are better)
* Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. (Red head on one arm, blond on the other)
* Take a nap every afternoon. (after sex)
* When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together. (Now do you realize why Masters prefer collars?)
* Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. (Two words; "Topsy-Tervy")
* Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we. (Masters are immortal - stupid bitch!)
* And then remember the Fun with Dick and Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK. (The first word learned is NO! That is why man invented whips.) |
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Culling the herd!
Was speaking with an 18yr old female about being a slave. She selected someone else over me and now had the audacity to call me because he dumped her after his use of her.
Boo ... hooo! I told her she needs experience more men like that before she ever contacts a serious Master again.
This is why I take my sweet time and screen and filter out all the trash. Quality is job one! LOL |
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I must confess ... I am a vampire.
Okay, now that we got all that silly-ass vampire crap out of the way; what other fantasy world do you honestly live in?
Renaissance festival? ... seriously?
They don't have a vampire festival. How do I know? Well, if they did I would be their "god".
What other B.S. can people honestly believe in is beyond me. |
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Happy Mothers Day.
And to all those I have not bred with yet ... Happy 'future' Mothers Day. LOL |
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Osama dead ... it is about damn time.
God bless America and our Spec. Ops Operators - HUA! |
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Some women have had their same photo on this site for over five years.
I have always said this ... CM is the fountain of youth. |
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Read a profile where (and it is probably a spoof) in the profile they state their therapists said they need to find a dominant female.
No shit! You freak! No wonder your husband left you dumb-ass. LMFAO!
Oh wait ... sorry. I am a dominant female and I have a 8' strap on just for you.
Shit, if this lame arse will believe stupid shit her therapist fed her ... she might as well believe everything I say ... and tattoo "VICTIM" on your forehead. Dumb shit! |
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I find it quite interesting to speak with new slaves. What interests me the most is their impression that Masters should peruse them like a love sick bull they expect the Master to pine for the slave.
Oh well, strength in a Master must be towards the bottom of their list or they are a "hit-it-and-quit-it" slave. |
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I swear to God I just found out I am a freak. I have an anatomical part that is abnormally massive. Oh, the burden I carry through life. (Here is a quote from the article)
A male member -- measured on the dorsal, or upper, side -- can be considered normal in length if it is at least four centimeters (1.6 inches) when limp, and 7.5 centimetres (three inches) when rigid, noted several of the studies evaluated.
Three inches when rigid is considered "normal". Holy crap I am a carnival side show if this is the case. I need to wear a disguise in public.
http://www.france24.com/en/20110419-yes-men-really-can-make-it-longer-study
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I love reading the profiles of young, pudgy dommes. Usually, the first line in their profile or journals are "I need boots", or to pay homage.
These types of profiles always make me smile because after 15+ years in this lifestyle I have learned that they will either be gone, or they will find themselves sniveling and crawling on their knees in submission - to a man! |
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I think there are so many people on here who are so used to playing WoW that they don't know reality from online fiction. |
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So if two girls are bi-sexual yet one is morbidly obese how does her partner find her clit?
After all, she has to lift that prolapse and hold it up then dig around for a while ... I mean, how do you know you are going to get to the center of the tootsie role?
There has to be some sort of bracing or trusts they must use. You know for safety purposes, like wearing a hard hat.
Maybe you can stand them on their head, then everything would "move" the other direction and now expose the undercarriage. I don't know ... it was just something to ponder this morning. |
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I just had to laugh like a hillbilly today. Read a profile where some slave is all boo-hooing about a Master cheating. Yo! Hello McFly ... as a slave you have NO right to tell a Master how to behave. Nor do you have the right to dictate mandates or any other right of control over a Master.
So get over yourself you big cry baby! |
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Watched an interview of one of my idols on the Military channel tonight.
The interview of Gunther Rall. Even with my time in the Viper (F-16) I always admired the combat pilots of WWII. |
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WARNING: Avoid subs/slaves who put their height in their profile and not their weight. |
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Watched TLC "Strange Love" last night. Interesting interview with the man who has the worlds largest cock (13" hard and over 8" soft). Seems he is pretty bashful and coy about his "member". Oh ... and he is a white guy. LMFAO! |
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Okay look ... this is getting crazy so listen up. I don't care if you are married or have a boyfriend. But if you are involved with someone else and they do not know you are wanting to serve me then YOU pick up the costs of us meeting. After all, you are the one cheating not me. |
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I just had a sub (who I have spoken with for years) refer to me as the "Teddy Roosevelt of Masters" - thanks sweetie. |
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Posted photos photos of my broke leg that I still hunted on for an entire week. This hunt included a 9+ hour stalk for my Eland. Over cliffs, running, low crawling on our bellies, hours of slow and low stalking and all done on a broke leg with no Doctors attention or serious splinting/casting. My Doctor is still in disbelief.
But overall, for all those sub/slaves looking for real men I have one slice of advice ... look for the man dragging the Elk to the cave. These candy-arse metro-boyz can't hold water when the excrement (scat) hits the oscillating device (fan). It takes a man with True Grit!
Oh ... I also have a fractured wrist that I did the hunt with as well. (LOL)
HUA! Rangers Lead the Way! |
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I so LOVE reading the profiles of noooobs (new dominants).
Here is an example of a totally bull crap profile and why it is important to read what is written not what you want to read.
Facts about me:
My name is Kelsey
I'm versatile in my style as a Domme (You are only 21!)
I've been in the scene 5 years (You started when you were 16? WTF! Huge load of crap!)
I'm majoring in education (You mean you haven't even completed college?)
I'm openly bisexual (What female isn't?)
I don't have many limits (Oh, this is a safe position)
This is a lifestyle to me (So how does your classmates feel when you arrive in class with leather boots and your whip?)
Do you see how foolish most of the genetically inferior people are in the world? |
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If I wasn't me, I'd be so jealous. |
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Had a conversation with someone claiming to be a slave in the US. Interesting factor was every electrical connection that was in the background of their photos was a European connection. (But 99% of the self proclaimed dominants who never travel would not have noticed this important point.) |
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I found out today that I did my hunt Safari on a broke leg. Here I was thinking I had just twisted my ankle - oh well. |
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It is easy to be a slut and it is easy to find a slut - but then again who keeps a slut?
A slut gives herself to anyone at any time without regard to anyone or anything or any standard.
It is hard to be a slave and even harder to find a true slave - then again everyone wants to keep a true slave.
A true slave gives herself to her Master and only her Master according to his standards whenever he decides to whatever he wants. |
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Back in the states!
Awesome trip and awesome Safari Hunt! |
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Just finished a little St. Patricks day celebration in Cape Town, South Africa. Not much happens here on this Irish holiday, after all this is a large German and Dutch base here.
Not much as far as the BDSM community either ... some some one-offs here and there and that is about it; so sad. |
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Cape Town, South Africa is freaking amazing. There is a party here all the time everywhere at any time. This is like the Bahamas for Africa.
I went up to Table Mountain, saw the "Noon Gun" and took some awesome photos from Signal Hill - and Table Mountain.
Next is to finish work and head out for my week long expedition to the interior of Africa. |
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Weekend in London - need to find something to do. Then off to Dublin and then Scotland. |
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In London tonight and ordered a plate of Nachos. Needless to say this is the first time I have ever had nachos without chicken or beef, and a huge hunk of goat cheese. Well, the positive thing is there were nachos on the plate - but that was about it. The interesting thing is they even insult their patrons by calling these nachos. No wonder the English are famous for Fish n chips, because they damn sure can't make nachos.
We laughed at the guy when he brought them to our table and told him to take them back that we wanted nachos. He seemed surprised and said, "Oh ... these are nachos". When we finished laughing (he seemed a bit upset) we told him to take them back to the kitchen and grow a pair, then bring us nachos once the cook grows pubic hairs. LOL
Oh, and what is it with the girls dressing up all cute in London and the dudes look like chit? I mean seriously, little young hotties trying to get azz from some sloppy guy who dresses like a homeless man. It must be a new BDSM fetish I haven't heard of yet. |
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Crazy eyes = Charlie Sheen (Once again, I am light years beyond all other "Masters" it is amazing.) I know ... other Masters wish they were me. But they can't be their faces would melt off. LOL :-) |
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I am going on my first African Expedition - wish me luck. |
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Watching the Oscars ... has anyone, outside of me, noticed that Robin Roberts (5'10") towers over all these men? All these movie start "studs" ... LMFAO! I would look like Hulk Hogan next to these bird cage tiny boys. I bet they even have small peckers too ... LOL!
I am looking these guys up on the web and they are little tiny pieces of shit. Hell, some web sites say they even wear shoe lifts. LMFAO! Hollywood is so plastic I just LOVE IT! What they play in the movies (fake world) I have lived most of it in my life.
I am looking at that little gay guy ... I think he is "Tim Gun" (5'11) and as frail as he is in stature - he is taller than the men ... these Hollywood "Studs". These guys, these Hollywood stars need to stay behind the camera. In real life we would eat them alive.
These "men" have never had a life and go into acting. Now do we understand why they are all little candy-men who cannot do what they play on the screen in real life. Take little Tommy Hanks and give him to me and let me kick his ass out of the back of a C-130 at night with full weapons load; what a candy ass. |
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Wow ... I am on a roll this weekend. Just busted the third wanker. Something new is that the wankers say they are in the UK yet don't speak like they are English and they are on a US Yahoo address. LMFAO! |
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Interesting; I just found a profile of a female shave that exists in two states and now Canada. Yep, the same photos and same general information exits in Texas, Illinois and now Ontario, Canada. Freaking wankers! |
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Stupid fucking cock sucking idiot! I love reading stories like this dumb fuck. How he came up with $200k in the first place is one amazing fuck up. But now that he gave it away to a fake girlfriend is one amazing feat of "culling the herd". Good job to the bad guys! Keep at it, there are more dumb fucks out there to fuck/over. LMFAO!
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/02/25/Man-gave-200K-to-fake-online-girlfriend/UPI-12961298662348/
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Couple profiles ... with no photos of "the couple". Yeah, right! |
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I find it interesting that slaves seem to associate being treated like dirt/trash to that of being a slave. Wow. Considering that two of my ex-slaves are now nurses (through my encouragement, direction and motivation) that does not seem to be the case with me. So if you are a slave, and you are being treated like dirt ... then maybe you should stop hanging with trash.
Essentially, every ex-slave I have ever had eventually wants to leave their current Master and come back; or they are deeply regretful for not listening or behaving accordingly and thus were released. Over all my slave must come to terms that she is there for me to guide and direct. That my advice to her is to be considered the supreme law of the land and to be followed to the letter. If she does not follow my direction then punishment and potential release could occur.
Also, this notion of "sharing" a slave is a bit dangerous and annotates a weak Master. Why? Simple, if you would not loan out your tooth brush so someone could scrub their rectum, then why would you loan out a slave for free sex? |
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I was told I fuck like a vengeful thug today ... wonder why? LOL |
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Ah ... the pleasure of a wonderfully cucked couple. Would be nice to own a cucked couple again. |
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I am often asked by new subs/slaves why I am so "stand-offish" when talking to new subs/slaves. Simple, you will either be interested or not ... I am not going to force it.
Besides, if you can't carry a casual conversation on your own then lets just say the lights are on but nobody is home. |
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I do so love it when my slave gives me a mani & peti ... then puts one of those hot towels on my head for a full facial. You know, one of those hot towels with just a little mint in them ... ah ... so relaxing. Then to have her give me a full peti .... then rub my feet with mint and grape leaves ... mmm ... then to end up sucking and licking my toes. Next, to finish it off with a great manicure with hand message ... wow ... I think I caught a 2hr nap after the cock-polishing.
Today was a great day ... especially when a slave knows her place. Now ... off to dinner, I can only wonder what her and her little girlfriend fixed me to eat ... or how they will serve it to me. (That was my outside voice ... LOL). |
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Pre-Op Trans Sexual - I have never understood the concept of men with tits.
If this is such a turn on hell, go to your local red neck bar I am sure you will find plenty of men with tits and a dick. |
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Seems to be a new trend her on CM with "Bimbo" or body mods. Interesting concept but overall more hit-it-and-quit-it people. What is hilarious is the "dominants" who pay for all these mods, then the 'Bimbo' one day packs her shit and bolts - leaving him with all the bills and no 'Bimbo', so who was the Bimbo again? LOL!
Oh well, culling the herd again ... just culling the herd. |
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I often find it interesting that there are slaves who have fucked up and I released that now want back into my ownership. The question is, will they - or will they not - fuck up again? |
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I find it interesting that women advertise on here that they are "sluts". Well, I can go to any bar and find a slut. What is a rare find is a slave who wants to be my slut ... now that is something. |
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I find it quite interesting and humorous that women in their 20s (most women) are quite sexually conservative. Yet when they hit their latter 30s or early/mid 40s they are now sexually free. My lilly white ass! Be cautious of a woman who has a "sudden revelation" that they have found their new sexuality. |
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Ah it is Monday again. People logging on by 0800 (they just got to work) and they will log off by 1630 (have to go home to the wife). You have to just adore the wankers on this site - makes the world go round.
{What I find amusing is if they are using their work computer they are in for a shock as nearly all companies monitor an employees web time/access. Would be a shocker when they make that little visit to HR. LMFAO!) |
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Just seen the movie; "SM-rechter" ("S&M Judge"). AWESOME Film and True Story!
{Now the question remains ... how many people even heard of this film outside of my circle of admirers?} LMFAO! |
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Familiarity breeds contempt!
Whenever I consult with Masters and/or slaves who are having problems with their relationship, 90% of the time familiarity between the two is the problem. The issue here is simple. In all other countries of the world where there is true slavery (not Americanized enslavement) the slave has their own quarters and is kept totally separate from the Master. Their are dress codes, their are standards of conduct, there are even places within the Masters-chambers where the slave must stand, sit or kneel during periods of inactivity.
The slave lives in a separate building, room, area of the Masters abode. The Masters "chambers" is where the Master lives, eats, shits and sleeps. These areas are NOT the slaves-chambers, and the slave should request entry or be commanded to enter. Often, American Masters make the claim that they don't have this "extra" area. I have to remind them that they have a garage, tool shed, deck, storage room or even open floor space somewhere other than where they live.
Also, the Master should never sleep with the slave, and if the Master is to fall asleep the slave should remove herself from his chamber/presence or bed-side. And as a slave, caution yourself from those weaker Masters who need you there within their chambers ... for a Dominant is not a Master.
Sounds harsh? No, not at all. A slave must always be reminded of their role and the Master must never forget his. The best way to remind a slave, that she is a slave is the establishment of physical perimeters and barriers. These act as both a visual and physical reminder of her place in your life as your Master.
After all, the very foundation of the relationship is not boyfriend/girlfriend ... rather, it is - from the very start - Master/slave. So be a Master and be a slave or don't do it at all - go back to vanilla.
People often ask me for one sound piece of advice. If I could give one recommendation to other lessor experienced Masters it is Time. Give the M/s relationship time - plenty of time before you offer a collar. How much time? I would recommend at least two years. Typically, I take between 2-5 years. To long? Really, do you honestly feel that is to long? Do you not have any control over your own faculties at all, or have you lost such self control that you cannot use time as a tool? Why the urgency? Are you worried someone will take her, someone else will "capture" her eye? If so, then you have no need for her in your life you feable, weak man - cut her loose for the bottom feeders she is now relegated to endure.
A quality Master has no fear of other Masters, instead other Masters have great fear and trepidation towards all quality Masters. Be grounded enough in your your own control that you have no worry as to your power as a Master? Live by your own Bushido code as a Master.
As a Master I look for slaves with "glue", not slaves who want to "hit-it-then-quit-it". Their body, mind and everything about them is mine as a slave. This is a hard aspect for vanilla to overcome. There will be thick and thin between a Master and slave, and if they can't put up with time and training then I don't want any part of that slave in my life. Slaves must stand by their Master no matter what, and without the foundation of Time built into that relationship - you have no cultivated a slave no more than you have gotten your rocks off.
In conclusion, few American Masters can even grasp basic concepts of enslavement, structure, rules, protocol and etiquette themselves. Hell, most American Masters can't even conduct themselves with honor in their own lives, how can they extend this to a slave? (A slave must have the example to follow. They are not stupid and you can't hide the fact you are a fool, cad or sycophant from them 100% of the time. A Master must be their pentacle of honor and stability.)
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I love it when a sub/slave feels that I should do something just when they ask or according to their timelines ... make me laugh. |
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Avoid crazy and melodrama! If there is one single slice of advice I can offer any new Dominant is to avoid the crazies and do not put up with any melodrama. The first indication of "a crazy" is the eyes. Yes, the eyes. Watch out for the "crazy eyes" in a submissive/slave - this is a tried and true technique and it works.
Next is the melodrama - avoid melodrama at all costs. If you think you are going to swoop into a sub/slaves life with a big red cape and save them - think again stupid. You should analyze a sub/slave much like a doctor looking for cancer cells. Make real sure you can take it like it is from the start and make sure they can follow instruction to the letter - your letter.
I can't tell you the number of slaves I have kicked to the curb because they just do not make the cut over crazy or melodrama. You need to treat your Dominance like American Idol and you are Simon, not Paula. You need to be swift, brutal and certain - and your decisions are final. |
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I am always amazed when I read some sub/slave profiles. It is always a mystery to me when American sub/slaves want to know what the potential Master or Dom will do for them. If you don't understand why that is odd or 'interesting' then you will never "get it" and you should stay in the vanilla world. |
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I seem to have a lot of people viewing my profile from Europe.
If you are interested say hello. I do have a business trip planned in March for England, Ireland and So. Africa.
Maybe we can share a drink or two at some point. It is always nice to have friends and I am always inclined to have dinner with a lovely lady or two. |
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I love it when, after speaking to someone, we get to the point to validate each party is legitimate ... then they mysteriously disappear "poof". I Love it ... another one bites the dust! |
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To bad there isn't a 'Facebook' for BDSM community. The way some of you collect friends you would do quite well. |
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I love reading journal entries of "Masters" pampering their slaves. I think to myself WTF! Who is Master and who is slave? Weak Masters who "pamper" slaves make me want to have projectile vomit. What part of "Me Master" - "you slave" was not part of their initial conversation? |
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Beginning to believe that most of the real women on here are ratchets hiding behind the mask of slave/sub. |
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I hope everyone enjoys the snow - cause here it comes! |
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Some of the Wankers on this site are so full of crap. They aren't even good Wankers. They post photos of women in their profile, yet the photos are not the same woman. WTF?
But then again, I guess they wouldn't do it if it hasn't been successful for them in the past. |
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Wow - I just set up a spoof female account on here with some obviously fake female photos and good gosh! Before I could finish the profile I had two pages of emails from "men". (I hate to call them dominant men.)
I stated in the profile "No Men" - like they boys would read. I am laughing my ass off! The amount of cut-&-paste emails are just flooding into the account. |
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I am sorry, but I cannot be with a woman who has larger triceps than I do.
Ladies, put the fork down! |
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I do so love reading profiles of slaves (female slaves) who list themselves as wanting extreme. When you actually read what is written and how it is written it is apparent the owner or author of the profile is a man.
Then again, I am also torn between telling these Wankers to be good Wankers and learn how to write and spell. But then again the chauvinistic side to me wants to let the continue as misguided misfits and fool the mentally inferior.
As I often say, 'Culling the Herd'. Culling the herd as far as fooling the mentally and genetically inferior people on this site. After all, I have always believed I am a genetically superior individual and all males are substantially inferior to me.
If you disagree that is fine, not everyone can be as perfect as me nor able to keep up with my swift mental wit and satire. Then again, most cannot read above the twelfth grade level and write at the graduate level either ... got to love public schools. ;-) |
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Come on people, lets start policing ourselves. Report those profiles that have contact information in the profile - email, web sites, phone numbers, etc. |
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A profile with an older photo or where the height is listed - without the weight. Fu-git-about-it!
That profile has "AVOID" written all over it. |
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What is up lately with these people from cupidcities.net lately? Good gosh, do we have that many wankers on this site? |
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I have been talking with a local sub/slave for the past several months. I have no interest in cultivating her as a slave but she wanted to meet just to say hello. After our meeting I came to the realization that if she was to drop 150lbs (and yes I told her this) she would probably be a good catch.
But as things stand right now, I doubt she has seen her own clit in years so I would not be attracted. |
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I read a journal today that made me smile. The lady asked; "Are are male switches secretly submissive?" HELL YES STUPID!
I know, there will be some male switch out there who will read this and now their feelings will get hurt. I am sorry for speaking the truth. Would a hug make you feel better? LMFAO! |
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So someone tell me why men shave their pubs down to nothing? Seriously, if you are doing it to make your cock look bigger then good luck with that.
Because, you see when that little-pecker-o goes in her mouth, ass or pussy ... she will quickly figure out "Big Jim" is actually "Little Johnny". |
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You have got to love the new ploy on this site from the "wankers". They are now posting "subs/slave" profiles with the context of; "... I am looking for a job".
So I write them back and ask for a freaking resume'. These idiots think they will get a job without a resume and a couple of interviews?
Really? I mean really? If that is what you want then go find a street corner somewhere and good luck to you.
My next questions is how many idiot Dominants will believe this cock-n-bull story? |
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WTF is it with people putting photos from movies on their profiles? Better yet, people putting avatiars - computer generated 'people' - in their profile as themselves?
I am telling you this world of our has gone to the idiots and nut-bags. |
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Read the profile of a new 18yr old slave/sub who finally got to experience her weekend of use, abuse and being loaned, shared and sold to other men.
Needless to say it did not turn out the way she thought. But, having talked to her before she gave herself to her 58yr old Master, she was dead set on this experience. She ended her journal stating that; "... I feel so empty and hollow ... I called my mom and told her that I was coming home".
Don't think her weekend ended up the way the movies said it would. |
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Read a journal where the (younger) woman asked why she gets so much email from men in their 50's and 60's.
Well, it is simple. Have you seen what the women in their 50's and 60's look like? Also, as mature men, we have the advantage of both life experience and we are established. So go for the younglings ... and they will filter through you like a Starbucks coffee so that by the time you are in your 50's and 60's you too can be that used up piece of meat begging for men in their 90's. LOL |
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5'5" 200lbs ... really?
And the Chinese call us "over fead" Europeans, McDonald's anyone? |
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Happy MLK day you slaves. Now, go get the beating of your life. LOL ;-) |
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When you ever talk to someone does the term "box of rocks" ever come to mind? |
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I love it when a sub/slave can't even carry on a simple conversation. And to think they want my attention ... really? |
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If you have more hair on your ass than I have on my face - WAX that nasty shit! |
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You would think that as a woman, setting up a new profile on this site, get flooded with hundreds of email you would place all of them on your Blocked List. But apparently, there is a need to respond or at least read them. Why would you expend the energy when you know that they are all fake and what I would call "rush mail"?
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This past weekend I was at a lunch with a local new Dominant I am mentoring in the lifestyle. Durning the lunch his potential submissive arrived for me to meet. After a nice lunch we were standing in the parking lot saying goodbye and he asked me what I thought of his potential submissive. My reply was simple, to the point but I don't think he fully got the intent; "... there was a time in my life where three women could get into your hot tub and never splash water onto my deck; I don't think you will ever see those days."
Yep, I don't think he got it. |
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It makes me throw up in my mouth whenever I read profiles from subs/slaves that state something like; "... write something more than a one liner". Look stupid, there are so many fakes online here on Collarme what in our wildest dreams makes you believe I am going to write you a "War and Peace" novel?
"... we can fix everything, we can fix your nose, we can make your ass smaller, we can even suck shit out of your thighs and belly, but you can't fix stupid!" (Ron White) |
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Culling the herd - yes, once again I found another example of a mentally inferior Dominant being fooled by a fake profile. I love it ... it makes me smile and sometimes laugh out loud whenever I see people on this site getting fooled. (And I get such grief for my screening process - ha!) |
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New Years Observations:
1) Monday Morning at 8am weekend dormant profiles come to life
2) Few people on Collarme.com get older
3) Slaves are not true slaves, they are weekend play-mates
4) Nobody reads anymore
5) Everyone (including me) gripes about collarme.com - but they do a good job considering. |
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Going into the new year if you ever think your life is fucked up, just pick up a news stand rag and read about the actors in Hollywood; they lead fucked up lives.
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Happy New Year everyone. (1.1.11)  |
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Explain something to me please. After 15+ years of BDSM experience I am still amazed at what I call "Stupid Bondage". This is bondage that obstructs the mouth, ass or pussy. What I want to know is after you spend all this time and energy placing someone in restraints why would you obstruct those erotic pleasure zones?
I mean seriously, if I spend time placing someone in some wonderful bondage then I damn sure am not going to obstruct that woman's mouth, ass or pussy. I mean seriously, after spending all that energy restraining someone just to step back and ponder; " ... now how am I going to fuck this bitch"? You would think that would have been part of the pre-planning stage - dorks! |
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You have to have a big belly laugh for those profiles that say something like; "I am only submissive in the bed room".
Really, submissive only in the bedroom? Seriously, if you are only submissive in the bedroom then you are on the wrong site. Try match.com you confused freak this site is for women who are looking for men who are dominant or Masters - in case you didn't catch that theme - you dork. |
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You have to love the Retro-photos of BDSM 'back-in-da-day'. |
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone! |
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Ladies, if your Master buys you an X-Mas gift - - RUN LIKE THE WIND!
You are with a weak, spineless wonder! |
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I have always been amazed why men would find submitting to a woman dominant as erotic. If they did truely find it so erotic and it was such a turn on, then get married! LOL |
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Photos - before I ever speak to someone I typically ask for at least one photo. However, it seems there is a new trend to "hold" this photo until those women gets to know me better.
So if you are an ugly old bag, you are not going to show me that until after we have spoken for months, you have all my contact information and I have months of emotion wrapped up in a dusty old rag before I get to see what you look like? Not!
Simple, men are very visual creatures and for me without knowing what the woman I am about to get to know looks like ... it simply is NOT going to happen. There are photos of me in my profile; I am obviously serious, established and attractive. To have any idea of what you look like is going to bring a conversation to an abrupt and sudden conclusion.
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I don't know if anyone is using the online version of CM for the moble devices but they have done a good job here at CM. It looks very good on my iPhone and loads quickly with great transition between pages. Good job on the moble CM! |
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You know ... I have to be one hot-ass Master.
After all, I have more Gay submissive men looking at my profile than ever before. And they would know good "man-meat". They are the "man meat" experts. LOL |
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Okay, if you have more flip-flops in your closet than high heels - I probably will not be interested. |
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Was reading some of the posts in the Poly Chat room and they are quite insightful to the female mind.
I have had two very successful poly-relationships and I am always stupefied as to why others do not work. Simply, I do believe it is the Master's fault. Most Masters 'race' into the poly-relationship without fully thinking out all the details. There must be a lengthy period of testing, training and most importantly the Master must set clear expectations.
Most of the poly-relationships fail when the Master is unable or unwilling to set clear boundaries. Most importantly, the Master does not know how to maintain his position as Master in his own household. The ultimate responsibility resides with the Master, he must assume the responsibility to set the training criteria, complete the testing and set clear expectations before he introduces the women together in a poly-situation - he must know what he is doing.
And for the Masters who capitulate to the potential poly-slave ... it is your (the Master's) fault. Yes, there are several Masters who cave into the peer pressure of those slaves who bitch about; "... this is taking to much time", "... I am tired of waiting". Blah, blah, blah ... whatever, poor cold water on her and tell her to freaking wait until you are ready - dork! |
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It can't be just me ... but haven't other Masters noticed that there is a sudden increase of 'submissive'/'slave' profiles on this site in which the women are now much more ... ah "affectionate"?
Yeah ... right ... they have the X-Mas blues and are wanting to gouge the weaker men out of a present or two during the holiday season. Guys, if you are smart you can turn the dime on them and follow this advice;
1) Dump them before 12/20
2) Pick the up after 2/14
3) Never buy them a gift
4) Make them be alone over the holidays
or
You can become a total sucker.
Women need control, and sometimes emotional controls is stronger than physical/mental control. The issue is who is stronger - you or her? |
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Watched a segment about teen pregnancy ... you know, that real life show they have on TV.
Dear Gawd! The boys these girls fuck and breed with ... what trash! These are cute little girls hanging out with pure trash ... wothless louts.
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Culling the herd ...
Here is a profile I just read this morning. If any sane individual understands the law but also knows the history of why Craigslist does not have "Erotic Personals" anymore you will now understand why this profile screams SET-UP!
"Im Amy 28 from Danvers, Ma. My fantasy is to be kidnapped, tied up and tortured...no limits."
My question is this; "I want to know who was foolish enough to think this profile was serious."
Survival of the fittest ... survival of the fittest. |
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I often wonder how much azz kissing a former slave will do to get back into the good graces of a wonderful Master.
But this also brings up the question, why would you want to take them back. What more could they offer that they didn't provide before - to sweeten the pot; per se'. |
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The ultimate "turn off" line for any woman.
Q: So ... what do you do?
A: I drive a Pepsi truck.
Works every time. ;-) |
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I had been working with a potential slave, needless to say things are not going well for her. Once again, as a slave you must do exactly what you are told.
Case in point she had been given two major tasks;
1) Save her money and get her own place, and
2) Stop smoking
Six months has passed ...
Okay, during her 'saving' process she ended up giving her potential rent money to her kids - the same kids who kicked her into the street from a 'shared' apartment. (She did this without approval from me - her potential Master.) So she does not have a place of her own.
She still hasn't stopped smoking.
She has had some unexpected financial hardships and wanted me to help ($$$$$$). WTF! She hasn't done one thing I asked and even gave her money away to others, without my approval now has the balls to come to me for money? GTFO!
Now, before I accept anyone as a slave you have to prove (through your actions) two key things;
1) Individual responsibility and accountability
2) A driven and internal desire to better yourself for your Master
I love being a hard ass! Must be that military special forces side of me but if you are a slack jawed mother f*cker - Dom or sub/Slave - then you will hate my guts.
HUA! |
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The Twelve Days of X-Mas - BDSM Style
On the 1st day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
A Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS,.4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees
On the 11th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
11 Pairs of Stockings, 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
12 Orgasms Screaming, 11 Pairs of Stockings, 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
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Things you can say on Thanksgiving - and get away with ...
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up |
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Things you can say on Thanksgiving - and get away with ...
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up |
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LFMAO!
Just read a couple profiles of 18yr old virgins. LOL!
18yr old virgins on Collar Me; that is like saying we can live on the face of the sun.
Hillarious ... now what is funnier, are the guys who will write them. LMFAO!
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Black Friday
Why does this term make everyone in BDSM give a wicked little smile? |
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! |
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If a woman (in her prime) is 5'8" and 180lbs at 22yrs of age, then what would this same woman be like in another 20 years?
Makes a man wonder ... |
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I am reading a lot of profiles from women who announce that they are "bedroom submissives".
I guess before you mature you usually put frameworks around when and where you will be a submissive to protect yourself from harm.
What brings to reason is when are they going to realize that D/s is a mental connection, which is both in and out of the bedroom? |
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Sent this email out to a new submissives profile I noticed online today. Some guys just need more help than others;
UPDATE: He changed his profile ... LMFAO!
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dolcettewoman(number)
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Dude, make some mods to your profile and you will at least seem more like a girl.
1) You say you do not like to talk on the phone (LMFAO)? Dude, the photo you stole has the girl taking her photo using a PHONE! Also, every 20yr old girl loves to talk on the phone - dummy.
2) Girls write in complete sentences and know how to spell. Use a dictionary.
Make these changes and you could have plenty of more quality input to masturbate over. |
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Ah it is Monday again ... and now the profiles are starting to come alive.
Interesting how on Mondays, once everyone arrives at work (8am-ish) the Collar Me profiles start becoming active.
What I wonder is when your employeer is going to fire you because you are using a business computer for personal (pornographic) use. LOL |
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I read a profile for a slave, to where the Master mentioned that the "... slave needs to be used in every way that she wants".
I don't get it ... I swear, this new "Facebood BDSM" generation of lifestylers has so screwed up the basic beliefs of BDSM to where it isn't the same lifestyle anymore. |
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Once, when I was a young man, I envied the older, wiser men who could captivate the younger women (who were my age) and take them for their use.
Now that I am that "... older, wiser man" that I once envied and watched - I know why the younger women crave someone like myself.  |
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I love cuckoldry ... but lately I am starting to love cuckold-fakes.
I am amazed at the number of men who contact me and wish to see me take their wives and use/control their wives with their help.
But, as usual, when the rubber meets the road they soon vanish and find themselves hiding the their wives closet masturbating with the thought of my cum running down her legs.
Gosh I love spinless men ... and I love using their wives. LOL |
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The daughter of a good friend of mine got married this weekend. While at the funeral, his son came over and we started a conversation about when women became women and were no longer girls.
He asked me simply, "... but how can you tell"?
I then turned him around and pointed at the bridal party and said, that is how you tell (while pointing at their bare feet as they ran around without their high heels).
I said a lady would never remove her shoes and run around in her bare feet while in public. She would stay in her shoes until she was somewhere to remove them and get comfortable. Once the person you are with keeps her shoes on and does not act like s slovenly child ... then you have a woman my young man.
He smiled and said; "... I never think about those things". I simply smiled and said, I know boy ... I know. ;-) |
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Just read a post from a 25yr old slave from Nevada. It was a political post in her profile ranting about the evils about capitalism and the rich.
I had to smile at such a naive individual. Because the thought I had was her going to work for her rich boss - who pays her salary, health care and/or benefits, or better yet she has to get ready for her government job (for which we pay our taxes so she can - again - earn a salary).
I believe the challenge for her to offer evidence and research to show where Socialism is the answer for a nation; however, she will find out that Socialism has ever been a success. We have over 4,000 years of historically documented (empirical) evidence that every instance of Socialism has been an absolute and catastrophic failure. Therefore, without a capitalistic system we are only left with a Socialist or a Marxist system of government - so she is vetting for failure verses success.
Ah youth ... it is unjustly squandered upon the young. |
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I am amazed at genetics ... especially, when you see people who peaked at 18, 19, 20 ... and now they are in their late 30s or middle 40s and they look like a warm, steamy pile of crap.
Dear God people ... change your living habits and fix yourself. Do not use age as an excuse. |
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Find it interesting that some profile photos on this site never seem to age. 
Yeah ... if you are going to be a fraud at least try to be a good fraud. |
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Funny but true!
Few people realize that Dr. Cho, the (Asian) guy who jumped (naked) out of the trunk in the movie Hangover, is a board certified cardiologist.
Who would have guessed? |
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Is it me ... ?
Or is there a trend of new profiles here lately that has one description of the person filled out in the profile but the text describes a totally different person.
yeah ... right |
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Does anyone - outside of me - find it interesting that a vast majority of men do not look into the background of the photograph?
Every photograph I view I do not look at what is being presented, I view what is in the background and what little details in the photo will tell me about the person in the photo.
Was just curious if I was the only one who paid that much attention to detail? |
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Criticism from the heart ...
Once again "Megamind" (me) has figured out why there is so much personal fraud on CM.
It is you, yes those who are seeking. Men, women, CD, TV, anyone on CM who is seeking is equally at fault for not sharpening your "filter" skills during your selection process.
Sure, nobody has the perfect filter but still ... some of these profiles are SO obviously fake a child can figure it out why not an adult? |
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TotalMoron - I love this persons profile!
I just wish someone would tell them to use "Sidewiki" in Google to post the names of those who wrote. Simply, 'Sidewiki' cannot be altered or deleted by the administrators of CM and we can track all the fakes and f*ck-ups on CM for what/who they are online.
You rock TotalMoron! |
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Locked in a cage, chained to a concrete wall in the basement and/or tied in the back yard on a cable and used as a 24/7 sex slave.
Okay ... you can stop laughing. But if you think about it this is what you normally read in some of the profiles on CM.
So let us talk logistics for a quick second. Who is going to feed and care for this "kept" slave? Afterall, someone has to pick up all the shit and wipe up the piss.
You see, that is why being an internationally experienced slave owner gives me such an advantage over the rest of these nut-bags online. Simply, a slave should never be a burden to the Master. |
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Big - "little" girls
Wow ... just read a profile of a woman who wants a Master that is able to; "... hold me down and take what he wants".
Well, this "little" girl is a 5'8" 190lb linebacker. I think man could hold her down and take what they want, but by the time the "holding down" is finished, it is time for a shower and scotch, that would be a damn workout.
But I guess for the right Master (someone who is 7'4", 360lbs) it would be somewhat enjoyable.
For me, I so much desire the wanting, craving little slut who soaks the floor while she waits for me on her knees. Now that is the struggle (in her mind) that a Master desires. |
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Culling the herd ...
I don't know whether I feel sorry for this guy, or if I want to laugh at his foolishness.
Essentially, there is a profile on this site about a man who claims his cheating fiance, and I can assume sub/slave (because it is on this site), stole all his money and "stuff". Apparently, they emptied his savings accounts of over $32k, while he worked three jobs etc; ... blah, blah, blah.
What a fool! You NEVER allow a sub/slave to get that close to your money you deserve what you get. Love or not, you were foolish in not protecting youself financially. I have had potential slaves who wanted to get "close to me"; yeah right! |
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Idiots unite!
My faith of people in this lifestyle continues to falter.
I asked someone a quick question this morning and they misspelled their response.
Q: "Married?"
A: "nop"
What in the world is a 'nop'? Was she trying to say 'mop', or 'cop', maybe even 'nope'?
Cannot spell a simple four letter response correctly. Dear gawd you have to love public school educations.
Idiots unite! You can take over (your) world! |
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Culling the herd ...
Yes, this is another in my series of "Culling the herd". As the subscribers to my journal often note I have periodic humor and satire in my journal, speicifically under the title of "Culling the herd".
I am sure everyone is familiar with the term as well as its intent. So I will get right to the story.
Just had a delightful conversation with a very attractive and young - self proclaimed - slave. She is from good background, college educated, smart and advancing well in her professional career. She developed an interest in BDSM after college and now it has become a "burn" (which I love to hear).
When we first met - about a year ago - we talked a while back but she was not very interested and we soon elected to become friends. With our last conversation she was venting about all the bad Dominants out there and the fake Masters.
It was during her vent that I used another sudo profile to review some of the profiles (on this site and one other) of the dominants and Masters she selected. Needless to say, I was flabergasted at her poor selections. It was the usual, men lieing about their age or experience or the photo was 20yrs old or not even them. Then you had the younger guys, all physically fit ... yet nothing in the "production studio" - if you know where I am heading with that comment.
What was shocking was she wanted to know if I would be interested in being her Master. Let me ask you, what do you think my answer was (and I gave it without hesitation). |
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Don't you love the sub/slave profiles that already have the contact information within their profile?
Sure, please email me at iamagullablepieceofshit@yahoo.com
The way I got it figured, it has to work or else they wouldn't do it - right? |
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I have been working with and training a local Doctor who is/was interested in becoming a 24/7 TPE slave to a Master.
This past Friday she asked me if I would consider being her Master. After some thought, I had my attorney present her with a General Power of Attorney for her to review and sign with her attorney.
She was shocked and did not like the presentation of the document - she felt offended. I quickly pointed out that without formalized 24/7 we were only playing in a fantasy world ... and that I was a serious, sadistic and extreme master.
She understood and is now thinking over the proposition. We will see where this goes ... |
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Yep ... just like I predicted; Profiles on line by 0700 and off line by 1600.
Quite sad actually, men sitting at their desk at work living in their masturbatory fantasy world. While their companies 'secretly' track their every movement and start HR actions against them.
What ever happen to men with spines in this country?
I know, I am going to start a new political movement in this country; "Men with Spines" party.
Who is going to join with me? |
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I love finding profiles of 'subs' or 'slaves' who make such wild and arrogant claims about their devotion and how "into" enslavment they actually are ... cracks me up; especially after I start to talk to them - and they vanish.
What a blast it is to discover those profiles are fake. I especially love it when I find out they are married men just masturbating by themselves in the dark; I love it. |
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Idiots online ...
Just had someone contact me and want me to mentor them (him) in a D/s relationship. Once I got more details to the situation it came out that he (the DOM) is having an affair with a co-worker (hopefully a female sub).
Now, I am not to judge nor do I even care how he conducts himself professionally, but he was expecting me to meet them, at a high end hotel and start this "training". But once I started to ask more details, and requested "vetting photos" and a public meeting or two they vanished.
So now I am wondering, this must have worked for them before in the past and they were hoping it would work again so what idiots do we actually have online? Seriously, to go to a hotel room, to meet someone you have never met before ever in your life, then to have a 'session' or 'train' with them? What about this is sane?
Wow ... no wonder people in the lifestyle get such bad reputations. |
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After reading some profiles of sub/slaves I have noted some are quite full of anger and discontent.
My question is to all the doms/Masters out in the lifestyle; why would you bring someone like this into your life? There is obvious emotional and personality flaws and unless you are a professional in the mental health industry - you are only asking for trouble.
Now I am beginning to understand why dom/Masters approach me to mentor them in the lifestyle. They have made massive mistakes and do not "get it".
Maybe I should turn pro-mentor and charge people for consulting services? |
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Lez slut puppies?
I don't get it. A slut puppy but only to women with strapons.
Isn't that like claiming to be a slut puppy to a dildo or vibrator? Wow ... how much more fake and plastic can one get?
Also, if you are a true lez then why the need for a fake male penis? Stick with the lick! |
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One thing that I have always been amazed about it the perception to rush to collaring a new slave.
I look for slaves with what I call GLUE. Yes, glue. Glue because they "stick" to something, do not faulter, do not give up and keep pressing forward. Part of becoming perfect for your master is to never stop with imperfections and mistakes but keeping the focus.
As a potential slave you will not agree with his likes, dislikes and training process. Hell, you may not even agree with anything he does. But do you have the "GLUE"? If you have glue then nothing else matters, they are only short term setbacks.
So yes, I look for Glue ... and I take my dear sweet time in training a slave. Why do I also take my time? Simple, some glues dry over time and lose their grip. Yes, they give up on their master before the master gives up on them.
So do you, as a potential slave, have the glue that lasts with your master or not? |
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Read an article today that stated men, above 40 years of age, have E.D. Then of that 50%, fully one half of the medications like Viagra do not work - mainly because of poor health.
So after doing some quick math, I now have over a 400% increase in potentially wanting, craving and slutty women than I had when I was in my 20s; and I put up with less bull shit.
Gosh, I love keeping healthy and having good DNA - thanks dad! |
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I just LOVE Cuckoldry and cucked couples. I have had a couple of cucked couple who were totally devoted to me and our relationship was wonderful.
What I find interesting is dominants on here who claim to be "experts" in cuckoldry yet have never owned cucked couples.
... it must be me |
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I find it interesting that all these profiles become active during the day yet go dormant during the evening.
Makes a person wonder why. |
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Seems that the sub/slaves on this site want instant gratification - everything given to them.
They want their collar instantly. They want to be included in your life instantly. They want, and want and want ... yet they don't want to work for a damn thing.
Ladies, you will have to work for me. You will have to work for your collar, to be in my life I am not going to give you a damn thing.
Why? Once you work for something you tend to treasure it more than if it was given to you. |
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Someone asked me what my three top fetishes are. After some thought, for me, it isn't so much the 'equipment' ... it is more the person/situation. These are;
1) Cheating hot wives. Those little MILFs with the hard working husbands who go to church every Sunday yet have a deeply perverse side that nobody (except me) knows about.
2) High Society (slutty) women. Yes, the professional or political woman (or someone from a wealthy family, wealthy daughter) who is secretly a nasty ass licking slut of mine.
3) A true slave of mine who brings me her friends. I wrote of this in previous journal. But yes, a slave serves her Master - in all aspects of his perversion.
The equipment only comes in as an attribute to each one of those three fetishes.
Have fun! |
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Facebook Collarme?
It seems the people on this site are turning this into a BDSM version of Facebook. They are collecting "friends" like it is some contest.
... oh well, I guess people have to keep their life online |
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I have never understood a slave serving her Master's friends anything but drinks.
I know each Master is different but I just don't like anyone driving my cars. If you want a car like mine then go get one of your own. (car=slave)
Instead, I am more of the Master who loves to use his slaves friends. Now that is what I am talking about! ;-)
Ahhhhhh .... now that brought a smile to someone's face. |
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Body Dysmorphic Disorder
Talked with a woman the other day who wanted to be "treated like a toy, to be man-handled by her dominant".
Ah ... she is 5'5" and 210lbs, so for this to occur her dominant would have to be 7'4" and about 310lbs.
Do other people have Body Dysmorphic Disorder? |
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You guys need to watermark your photos.
Some dude just stole several photos from this site to advertise their site.
Quote is as follows:
My name is Lucifer I joined http://bisexualkiss.com a time ago and since then this project became a lifestyle. |
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Read a journal where a woman (at least the profile is for a female) is wanting to be forcefully taken and held as a sex slave.
Okay, then lets meet and you can state that on video tape and sign an official release and waiver - your attorney will need to be present during the signing and will have to co-sign.
You see you silly person (polite for idiot), there is a famous case where an ex-boyfriend on Craigs List did this to a woman and she was violently raped and beaten. The guys were sentenced to 80 years in prison.
Quite frankly, I like my freedom and I am not that freaking stupid - but hey, the rest of you guys can go for it, knock yourself out guys! |
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It is easy to take a lady and dress her like a slut, but it is hard to take a slut and dress her like a lady.
;-)
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LOL
I love making Socialist and Marxist mad.
They are so mentally vain.
I shall sleep well tonight - freedom for all! |
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Staying young ...
Women spend a lot of time trying to look and stay young. Yet they smoke ...
I don't get it ... just seems pretty stupid.
But I guess you can't fix stupid. |
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Ultimate way to detect a fraud!
Masters, Dom, sub and slaves. Outside of a web cam how can you determine the most ultimate way to determine a fraud?
I have a simple and time proven method that is tried and true through the years.
Have the person of interest, stand fully clothed (gets rid if the 'nude' objections), in front of a mirror (gets rid of the 'no body' to take my photo excuse) and take their own photos (everyone has a digital camera, even all cell phones have a digital camera now).
Here is the "hook". Have them write, by hand on a sheet of paper, the date, their sign name on collarme, and a quick quote that you choose.
If they don't then, the conclusion is obvious. If they do, then you may just have a winner!
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WTF!
A man posting himself as a female is absolute insanity. Look dudes, you either were born with both X and Y chromosomes or not.
If you had both X and Y chromosomes at birth you are a MALE stupid! So stop with all the garbage of "... I consider myself a female".
This might be shocking, but both natural born males AND females still consider you a MALE – knuckle head. |
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LOL
Great idea! You know all these spam emails people send to you about how they want to be your slave?
Find a fake profile that has someones email address in their profile and email them that email address.
LOL ... sorry, I do so get such enjoyment from screwing with the minds of the weak. |
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What in the h3LL has happened to women wearing shoes and knowing how to walk in heels?
Are flip flops the only thing they sell for women in the US anymore? |
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A true visionary ...
I realized that with my maturity I am also a true visionary. ;-)
While in a conversation with some younger gents the other day at lunch, we had a conversation about female anatomy.
I was asked, "... so tell us, what do you prefer, boobs or butt"? I responded that I am a long time "Ass and Thigh" man from way back. One of the younglings laughed and said; "... not me ... I love them boobies".
After another round of drinks one of the wiser younglings finally asked; "... so why do you like butt over boobs, you never told us".
I responded accordingly; "... it is simple young padwan, with a woman's plump and juicy arse and tight thighs ... they are truly a work of art ... besides, I can buy all the boob I want, but you can't buy a great ass and thighs"!
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I often wonder ...
Why a slave, who is looking for a Master even would seriously consider emails they get in the first 24hrs? Just delete them and search for a good Master yourself.
I think you'd get better results if you do the searching. |
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I am still snickering to myself ...
I saw a profile with the title Petite-bbw. Isn't that kind of like Dog-Cat?
LOL - I crack myself up! |
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Culling the herd ... (again)
I am seeing a lot of profiles of those "gilted" posers who discovered the person was a fraud.
Yet when I took a look at the original profile, it was SO obvious that person was a fraud ... a deaf, dumb, blind man could have seen it.
Culling the herd ... I am telling you the physically, mentally and emotionally weak will soon blow to the wind with the others. |
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I have seen/read it all ....
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You guys are going to LOVE this one.
Day One:
So I had a woman contact me with the desire to be trained as a dog. After several conversations and emails she elected to come over for a weekend to "try it on".
When she arrived I stripped her nude, placed her on all fours and put her two collars around her neck (One leather and one a metal pincher collar).
I then took her out back and chained her to a tree, gave her a food bowl and a water bowl and went inside (into the air conditioning) to relax.
Around about dinner time I grilled myself a steak and vigies, relaxed on my deck and consumed all accordingly (while enjoying a wonderful single malt and cigar - Ashton #10).
After I had gorged myself on the wonderful porterhouse I was cleaning the kitchen and loading the dishwasher when I could hear "her" (the dog in training) whining and barking.
I walked next to my leather sofa, found the morning news paper, rolled it in my hand and proceeded into the backyard to where this "dog" was being rude. I proceeded to "train" the dog in how to behave - bad, dog -schwack - bad doggie - schwack - stop barking - schwack.
Upon my return, I finished cleaning the kitchen and made the dog her dinner. Left over steak, what was left of the bone and some dog food all placed into her food bowl.
When I presented her with her meal (although I could see through her luscious blonde hair and blue eyes) she wasn't too pleased. I told her that was all she was getting, turned and walked inside for the evening.
Yes, I left her outside (with my other real dog) all night. Let her contend witht he mosquitoes, gnats, and other flying, stinging, creapy and crawly things that go bump in the night. |
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You guys are going to LOVE this one.
Day One:
So I had a woman contact me with the desire to be trained as a dog. After several conversations and emails she elected to come over for a weekend to "try it on".
When she arrived I stripped her nude, placed her on all fours and put her two collars around her neck (One leather and one a metal pincher collar). I then took her out back and chained and locked (Master Lock) her to a tree, gave her a food bowl and a water bowl and went inside (into the air conditioning) to relax (it was a 90+ day with about 60% humidity).
Around about dinner time I grilled myself a steak and veggies, relaxed on my deck and consumed all accordingly (while enjoying a wonderful single malt and cigar - Ashton #10).
After I had gorged myself on the wonderful porterhouse I was cleaning the kitchen and loading the dishwasher when I could hear "her" (the dog in training) whining and barking.
I walked next to my leather sofa, found the morning news paper, rolled it in my hand and proceeded into the backyard to where this "dog" was being rude. I proceeded to "train" the dog in how to behave - bad, dog -schwack - bad doggie - schwack - stop barking - schwack.
Upon my return, I finished cleaning the kitchen and made the dog her dinner. Left over steak, what was left of the bone and some dog food all placed into her food bowl.
When I presented her with her meal (although I could see through her luscious blonde hair and blue eyes) she wasn't too pleased. I told her that was all she was getting, turned and walked inside for the evening.
Yes, I left her outside (with my other real dog) all night. Let her contend with he mosquitoes, gnats, and other flying, stinging, creepy and crawly things that go bump in the night.
Meanwhile, I retired to the Master’s Quarters for a wonderful evening of quiet solitude.
Let me know if you want to know about the other three days. |
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Lately ...
I have had a very large craving to breed.
Do guys have a "clock" too? Don't know where this is coming from. |
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So far I have been approached by three slaves seeking extreme. I now have a 100% failure record on all three requests.
Why? (I am glad you asked.)
They cannot get through the basic – initial – screening process. In other words, they realize I am in fact extreme and they get frightened … or better yet, they are total frauds.
In either instance my screening process has proven itself to be fool proof.
Next! |
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I actually have had a couple people email me asking me what a first person pronoun is.
Okay, it is official. I have lost all faith in our public school system.
But for those who want to know what a first person pronouns is … freaking Google-it!
I am telling you … it is me … it has to be me. |
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Another thing I find interesting is a submissive profile with a lot of “first person” pronouns.
Am I the only one who sees something odd with this … it has to be me, I am telling you … it is me, all me.
Now I am waiting for someone to ask me what in the freak a “First Person” pronoun is … argh! |
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I find it interesting that for some reason there is the overwhelming belief that enslavement means the slave will be moving in with the Master. I am not talking move in, I am talking move in as in “live” with the Master, in his own quarters – not separate living.
This is so crazy. American Masters are (from what I see) very weak emotionally. They are almost to the point of being emotionally fragile. As a Master that person who has come to you to be a slave expects you to be a freaking Master – all the time. Moving the slave into your quarters then finding a romantic connection with that slave is absurd!
I often try to mentor Masters on two core principles about being a Master; (1) Separation of Roles (Master is a Master and a slave is a slave) no confusion; (2) Distance. A Master must control himself and his environment then create the environment for his slaves. This whole notion of moving the slave into your quarters (I am not talking about a basement) is ridiculous and always leads to the disablement of the Master / slave roles – they become grayed very quickly. |
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Interesting analysis;
Through the weekend I can't find but maybe one or two people on this site active.
But come Monday morning ... BAM! This site explodes with activity.
I wonder if their wives or husbands are getting in the way or maybe mommy and daddy has left for work? LMFAO! |
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I had to reduce my Max Allowable weight by 10lbs.
It is SO obvious either the scale most women use is 10-30lbs off or they don't own a scale.
Afterall, I would hate to say that the lady is telling a fib. ;-)
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The news released today that women peak at 31yrs of age.
I think some women peak much earlier. LOL |
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Oh I so do love ...
A cool summer evening
A sweet, and yet mild Ashton Cabinet #10
A nice glass of Single Malt, Neat with Ice on the Back
Tonight I am enjoying a new selection of Amrut Cask Strength ... tasting notes will be posted on my Single Malt Site. |
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I have to laugh when a sub writes things like;
"I want to be indulged and romanced." |
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What do you get ...
after you have been dating that hot Cage Fighter for 5 years?
Randy the Ram!
From the movie The Wrestler
(LMFAO)
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Help me understand a couple items on CM;
1) Couples with only photos of him
2) Dominants who list photos/profiles of women - yet they are not with that woman in the same photo/profiles
3) Sub/Slaves looking for other women for the Dominant
4) Photos of BDSM Toys - splayed out on the table, bed, floor, etc
5) 18yr Old dominants/dommes
... and finally,
6) Photos of sub/slaves in hotel rooms.
Just strikes me as odd ... you? |
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By the pricking of my thumbs ... |
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18yr old Dominants .... to what, 12yr old submissives? LMFAO! |
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Really extreme no limits - online role-play??? WTF?
Isn't that a contradiction in terms ...?
This site is turning into facebook .... I swear to gawd ... a freaking facebook site of lamers. |
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Riddle me this Batman ...?
Why do lesbians need and use a (or multible) prosthetic penises?
I mean, if you love the split ... you love the split, then why would you need a wedge?
Side Note:
Although it took me 20+ years to realize this but I am actually a Lesbian. That is right ... I know I am brave to admit this publically but I did need to come out of the closet and admit my true sexuality.
I AM A LESBIAN!
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Confused
I am consfused as to why women seem shocked that a hetrosexual man knows how to dress and wear fine clothes. I refuse to believe that people can only be comfortable wearing tattered rags, T-shirts and flip flops.
Although I normally wear nice clothes I tend to reserve the “tattered rags” for hunting, fishing, working in the garden, changing the oil on my truck and cock fights.
So I guess each to their own … and I must continue to set the bar as a Master. |
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Culling the herd
Those of you who are following my journal entries probably remember my short series on “Culling the herd”. Well, I am back at it … laughing at the weak and mentally infirmed “masters” and “dominants” out there that cannot seem to ‘git-a-clue’. (Yes, I intentionally misspelled “git”.)
I have a pretty much refined my search criteria to where I can almost instantly disqualify a potential interest I may have on one of a few factors;
- Photo is obviously not real
- Profile text is non-existent or written by a man (very poor English and grammar)
- Insist on only talking with women
- Cannot carry a conversation
- Cannot accomplish simple validation exercises (all G rated)
So yes, the charlatans are making the little wimpy and mentally infirmed boys mad, breaking their poor tender hearts, and I love it! Make them go running to ma-ma because the world isn't on their side. This is why I love the frauds on this site.
So if you think for one instance the staff at Collar.me should remove the fakes ... F*ck-off! It is not their job to protect the mentally weak ... "Life is tough, it is tougher if you are stupid"!
Keep up the good work you grand’ole fake’Os … you are just helping cull the herd.
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Flip Flops
The proper use of flip flops are;
1) Getting the paper in the morning
2) Taking the dog out to use the bathroom
3) Checking the mail
4) The gym shower/locker room
5) Walking on the beach/boat/dock
6) Prisoner/hospital attire
7) When you can't afford shoes
8) Too fat to find shoes that fit
9) Terrorist Uniform wear
10) Poor college student
Simply, flip flops are overworn and starting to become classless and shabby.
You should take note of your feet when you wear flip flops or open toes shoes. I 'dry heave' when I see black toe fungus or that thick heel-skin that gets all nasty and yellow. (Makes me want to barf on your feet.)
While I was in Europe I visited a very upscale restaurant/bar. While at the bar I took a photo of peoples feet. Every single foot that was wearing flip flops - was American.
So look in your closet, if you have more flip flops than high heeled shoes - do NOT contact me.
I don't deal in trash. |
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Look in the background of your photos!
Dear gawd! Dirty laundry, trash ... all kinds of crap!
People, think about what is behind you in the photos ... yuck! Nasty chit! |
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You are a fraud!
Okay ... not you ... but me.
Yeah, as hard as it is to believe someone called me a fraud and that my photos were fake.
Wow ... that either means someone is using my photos or ... this person has serious issues and needs medication.
I guess it is a typical Marxist trait to cast dispersions before finding ground in fact.
I should be mad ... instead I felt sad for her. She has little concept of what is real ... so now she can determine fact from fiction.
God help her.
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Stark reality …
I am beginning to think that there is somewhat of an underground movement to entrap the mentally feeble.
I am seeing more and more photos of young girls who “… have a fantasy of being kidnapped, tied and tortured with no limits”.
Now if this alone doesn’t set off “alarm bells”, then the fact it is obvious the photos was taken by someone they know and it can also be surmised there is a very strong possibility that person does not know their photo is even on the internet.
Now, the dangerous aspect of this is if someone had a malicious intent, this could be an innocent girl kidnapped by some dumb-ass on this site who is attempting to fulfill a fantasy.
So if you cannot see that kidnapping is a F E L O N Y … then you are beyond help and you need life in prison. |
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I know it is gloating ... but I have one hot profile!
I viewed my profile today ... and then I looked at other similar profiles.
Looks like I can prove my boasts when makes them fact ... where others talk about it ... I do it!
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24/7 TPE
Look, I take enslavement seriously so you will have to comply with the following;
1) Sign and have witnessed a General Power of Attorney
2) Sign and have witnessed a Medical Power of Attorney
3) Turn over all personal identification
This is just the start ... the rest will come. |
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The look in her eyes ...
After I drop a huge load inside that juicy cunt while she is ovulating. Then send her home to hubby wondering if she is pregnant or not. LOL
Gawd ... I am so twisted! |
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Note to all Facebook Slaves/subs:
Where do you get off giving instructions in your profile?
"Attach a photo when you email me." I am sorry, I guess I am confused here. Who is wearing the nipple clamps ... you or the idiot trying to contact you?
Guys, reach down into the crotch of your pants and make sure you have a complete set of testicles. If you do, walk away from the Facebook slave/subs.
If you don't .... nuf-said. |
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Confusing ...
It is interesting to find CDs on this site listing themselves as "female". Yet, they still have a complete set of 'Big Jim and the Twins'.
I don't get it.
Also, if you are a Cross Dresser (CD) and you are a female (knowing this person is actually a male) then do you cross dress as a man, or a woman, or are you a man dressing as a woman, or are you a woman dressing as a man, or do you want to be a man ... shit ... damn if I can figure it out - can someone help me?
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To all you FaceBook slaves and masters ...
I have set the bar ... ! |
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Someone made the comment to me that most of these "slaves" and "subs" on this site should just stay on MySpace.
I agree! |
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I do believe I have read it all ...
Dear gawd, what is the lifestyle coming to these days?
I just read a profile of a 19 y/o female slave from Georgia.
Within her profile she says the following;
"My name is (XXXX) and I have a young son. I am looking for a Master that/s ultimately ok with coming second in my life and taking things very slowly."
Is there anyone else out there in the lifestyle anymore that sees the same problem with this as I do? |
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I know this posting is going to make some people mad … but what the hay!
I think strap-ons are just funny as hell. I think to myself, does that woman want a cock so bad she has to outwardly project her penis envy?
Every time I see a woman with a strap on at an event or in photos I think to myself; “wow … I wonder if some gay men could strap on a p*ssy if they would”?
You know … I mean really are they that enjoyable to wear?
And then you see women “sporting” their Strap-ons in photos and such within their profiles.
This is just about the same as a guy sporting wood … instead it is woman sporting latex.
Afterall, if you want a penis that bad you can have mine. Oh come on ... it won't bite ... it only spits in your eye.
LOL …. I crack myself up sometimes. |
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Fake girls
Yeah, fake girls on this site are so easy to pick out.
Simply, the guys who set up those profiles can't spell. doh!
LMFAO |
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How hung am I?
When in high school the guys used to joke about the serial number at the bottom of a condom. You know the joke ... "I am so big, I can read the serial number at the bottom of a condom".
Embarrassed I had to correct my friends by stating that a serial number is not at the bottom of a condom ... there is a bar code at the bottom.
For some reason ... I didn't have a problem with dates after that episode in my life.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Limp dick bastards so hate me. LMFAO!
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Gigi
Everyone, especially women, should watch and study this movie.
Ah ... I am a man born well after my time.
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Nationalized Health Care
If it is such a wonderful plan, why doesn't the President as well as each member of Congress - and their families - participate under the same plan as every American?
And make it retroactive to each member of Congress and their families for the past fifty years.
Note: Congress can “opt” into the public health care.
p.225
1 SEC. 330. ENROLLMENT IN PUBLIC HEALTH INSURANCE
2 OPTION BY MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
3 Not withstanding any other provision of this Act,
4 Members of Congress may enroll in the public health in-
5 surance option.
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Here is your sign!
Saw a submissive profile today of a "Lesbian" who is 8mos pregnant.
I guess I am the only one who finds this funny.
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Easy Company 506th
If you watch this documentary with dry eyes ... you are one cold hearted person.
I have read all the books, watched all the movies ... but this was so directly intimate ... I can't describe.
The funny part was listening to the actors talk about 10 days of "boot camp". Poor little pussies ... ! They talked about crying themselves to sleep at night because it was so hard ... pussy!
I got bullet holes in me that is bigger than their little actor peckers.
Hooo-yaaah! |
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News flash!!!!!!!!
After a conversation with a self proclaimed "cumslave" tonight ... seminal fluid (seninal fluid + sperm = cum) does not come from a males testacies, it comes from his prostate!
Call the AMA ... they are wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are reasons some people should be allowed to procreate and others remain sterile!
I know ... I know ... my intellectual superiority is far superior to a vast majority of other males on this site an subsequently the sub/slaves here wish to breed with me ... but give me time, I will eventually seed you.
500 years of science and biology washed down the drain tonight from one "cumslave" ... dear gawd what is next ... nationalized health care? LMFAO! |
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I guess the husband found out ...
RichsREALBitch
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BDSM Humor
I find it quite interesting and rather humorous when a "slave" contacts me only to lecture me on how to be a good Master … more so, makes comments on how I seem to be drawn to younger, fit slaves.
Well, there is a lot I could say in response to that … but it is better to (as my father would say); “… let it lie boy, just let it lie”.
I am now wondering how many Masters may get hornswaggled by someone as such … it is indeed interesting to ponder.
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eHarmony
Okay, if you are a slave ... be a slave, and love the fact that you either want to be a slave or actually are a slave with a Master.
If you are a "slave" who is looking for some squishy, loving, caring "Master" who will rub your feet when you are not feeling well ... then JOIN eHarmony.
I do not give a rats ass how hot you think you are, as a Master, I am not here to subjugate myself to your wanting, willful ways. I am not here to make you happy so in case you forgot let me help you understand ...
Me = Master
You = slave
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The Oscars in HD
I love it!
They all look like ass.
The Fat ...
The Surgery ...
The Spray Tan ...
The Wrinkles ...
The short Jewish guys ...
The zits ...
The roots ...
The poorly fitted rented tux ...
I love it!
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Detroit School Board.
Congratulations, you have elected Otis Mathis (President) of the Detroit Public School Board - former patron of "The Short Bus".
And we wonder why some people (just like some on this site) cannot write.
During his interview on Fox News today ... not only did he admit he couldn't write well ... but he can barely talk.
Go Detroit!
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Congratulations Canada on Hockey Gold. (Damnit) |
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ALERT!!!!!! ALERT!!!!!!!!
History in the making!
According to CM and "lollywilly" there is a new, undocumented US city!
Lagos, NY
Amazing find ... good job CM! |
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Watermarked Photos
I had another person email me the other day asking why I have to Watermark every photo in my profile.
The reason I watermark every photo I place online is quite clear. It is so that YOU do not copy them and call them yours - silly boy, tricks ae for kids.
My photos are MINE, they are of ME and some of the sub/slaves I have been with in my life.
They are in my profile to validate to the reader I am a man of substance. In that I do what I say and I am who I claim and therefore have proven it.
Also, unless I put them there, you will not find these photos on any other site on the net. If you do please tell me and I will make sure I file suit against both the site and the user (done it before and I will do it again).
So again … view my profile … enjoy my photos … and dream that someday you will grow up to be just like me. ;-) |
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The individually edified
Have you ever seen the photos of those online here who obviously write on themselves, or tie themselves up … or better yet, post photos of others as themselves?
I call these people, “Individually edified”. Sure, I think there is a desire for them to explore the world of BDSM, but within their own frail egos … they need some sort of validation. Therefore, I have coined the term “Individually Edified”.
For the time they can escape a discerning eye and continue the sham it meets their needs. They find themselves “self validated” as legitimate … as of value in this world of BDSM. I see it as being very similar to that of a child wanting to be Buck Rogers or Superman. In their own mind and in their own world it is achievable … yet reality brings a different light.
This new light – called reality – often causes them to become confrontational, especially when they are challenged. Sure, why not confront the challenger? It works through most of their lives and when the challenger cannot be bullied into capitulation … they regroup behind their bulwarks.
Therefore, the validation they are actually finding is individual to them. The falsehood cannot be validated or proven, the evidence around the “facts” are all artifacts from themselves … therefore they are “Individually edified”.
Personally, I find it a game to analyze these types of people. I review all the photos in their profile in exhaustive detail; I read what they wrote and how it is written. I read their journals and what they blog about (if available). Then, if it suits my fancy I will contact them to see what other dialogue they are confident to engage upon. And, at times, have gotten them to admit to their charade … but they block me so the communication stops.
Overall, it is great fun and a mental challenge so it keeps me sharp. |
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Culling the herd
CM Scammers ... I think I love them!
I have come to realize that I am beginning to love the scammers online here at CM.
Follow me with this now ...
If someone was actually serious about a Dom or Master then validation as to who/what they are would not be a problem (except for a scammer).
Their city/state reads like Town/State (i.e., London, Utah or my favorite - Frorida, Florida)
One new thing they have started to do is include their external email address or their online chat ID within their profile. (i.e., emailmeyoustupidfuck@yah00.com)
A scammer will always reference the "exchange of monies" in further conveyance of the fraud - Legally Referred to as "Fraud by Deception". (i.e., sending money for relocation assistance, tickets, etc.)
They have no, or few, journal entries. (Takes time and energy to write.)
The last thing a scammer typically does is build a profile that has several flaws within either the text, context, structure and even their photos. For instance their weight is in kg and not pounds and the photo is obviously professionally done or downloaded.
So I am beginning to have a new found respect for all the scammers online here at CM. I would say almost go as far and say that "I love the scammers".
They (the scammers) will never go away. They will always be here in one form or another and the mentally infirmed or emotionally immature will always fall victim.
So ... they weed out the weak from the strong ... almost like they are "culling the herd"; Darwinian if you will.
Thumbs up to the scammerz!
I just wonder where the profit model is with the scam and if I can get a percentage? |
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Super Bowl Sunday!
Who Dat?
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For those who have asked ...
Politically: I am a Patriot and a Strict Constitutionalist.
Do not categorize or generalize me as a conservative, Republican or Democrat – I am none.
I am an anti-progressive, pro-American Patriot who believes in minimal government and minimal taxation. I do not support any form or flavor of Marxism, Stalinism, Leninism, Mao-ism, or any Bolshevik or Socialist agenda – regardless of who the charismatic leader is that may push such an agenda.
As a dear friend of mine once said: "... the Constitution says to 'provide for the common welfare' ... not provide welfare."
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HWP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am amazed at the men out here who cannot tell a woman's weight!
WTF! Are all you guys total dumb asses or what?
Dude, if you are in doubt email me I will try to help.
I used to be a Federal Agent, 12 yrs and my field of expertise is forensics ... so I can at least guess within 5lbs.
You poor helpless, defenseless, weak, dumb ass men ... damn!
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"Deep in the belly, too, of every female is a desire, more ancient than the caves, to be forced to yield to the ruthless domination of a magnificent, uncompromising male, a Master; deep within them they all wish to submit, vulnerably and completely, nude, to such a beast." {Marauders of Gor, p.136}
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Some of the Bull-chit Masters have to contend with on this site.
1) Slaves of Convenience
2) Slaves who's Master is not local
3) BDSM Schools
4) Boiz who pretend to be girls
5) Girls who want occasional kink consider themselves "Slaves"
... ah, to wade through the mire of the discontents
Note: I do have to state that I admire the Gays and Trans ... at least they admit it and are honest.
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Slaves of Convenience
Seems this site is still full of weak men, or these people would not be on this site.
A "Slave of Convenience" is someone who identifies themselves as a slave yet ... only when they want to be a slave, when it meets their needs.
In other words … they are also know as a “Hollywood Slave” or a “Fake Slave”. They are a slave only when they need to be a slave to satisfy a kink they have. They typically say it is okay within set limits that meet their needs ... not their Masters. A fine example of this is a "Married Slave" ... isn't this like a "Cat-Dog"? (I am not making reference to slaves who are married to their Master ... so relax.)
Weak men make me so sick. I guess it takes some men's balls longer to drop than others.
Guys ... let your balls drop, it actually feels good to have a backbone ... trust me. |
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Just learned something new ...
You are not suppose to spank a kid with a news paper if they "dirty" their diapers.
Who would of known? |
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I have a profile, blocked to everyone, that I use to “view” the dominant and Master profiles on this site with.
And I have come to the conclusion that you women should RUN!
Most of the men on this site are overweight, slovenly, uneducated, grotesque … louts. A majority are unemployed and unrefined in the art of BDSM.
Overall, they look like axe murders – something from Nightmare on Elm Street.
… but then again, if that “Makes your Coke fiz” … then go for it, just don’t come crying to me (or on this site) when everything crumbles around your fragile, mundane head.
Look for the C R A Z Y EYES. |
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I am going to try an experiment ...
I am going to build a profile of a totally fake woman, probably a slave.
I am going to use a fake photo and within the body of the profile very clearly state that this profile is fake.
Then, after one month list all the guys who emailed me wanting to be my Master. |
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... some people need to struggle.
I am sure we all have seen them ... all the individuals (M/D/s/s) complaining about how they were "fooled" by a fake ... or that person wasn't as serious as they though they should be and it was only a short term thing.
If you are not mentally adept enough to apply the needed "BS Filter" ... then I guess your learning curve is much broader than the "norm" ... and your need to struggle harder, you need the freaks, abusers, and all the insanity in your life that you can handle. Because, it is the only way you are apparently going to learn.
"Life is hard; it is harder if you are stupid."
John Wayne, CIRCA 1965 |
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Okay ... because so many have asked here it is;
BLACKMAIL APPLICATION:
First Name:
Middle Name:
Last Name:
Age:
Address:
State:
Zip:
SSAN:
Home Phone:
Work Phone:
Cell Phone:
Email (all of them and passwords):
Instant messenger accounts and screen names:
Name of wife/husband or significant other:
Their email:
Their phone:
Their address:
Your place of employment:
Work address:
Gross Monthly Income:
List of all the kinky activities you enjoy (or have thought about doing but never have):
List three people you wouldn't want to know about these activities:
Their emails:
Their address:
Finally - attach 4 photos of yourself... not normal ones... ones that no one else gets to see... ones of you engaging in kinky activities... the ones I am going to use to make you my bitch.
*** Every email must state the following;
"Blackmail me please Trebuchet. I find it terribly erotic and you are the one I want to give you my money for your services.” |
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Lately I have had a burning crave ...
... to breed. |
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Don't you just hate it when ...
... you are writing to someone and they suddenly "Block" you ... ?
I don't get it at all ... someone explain it to me please. |
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WARNING!!!!!!!!
Apparently, there is an email circulating around that claims to verify your identity here on CM.
However, it wants you to enter a credit card number into the site for verification. This site is an insecure (non-encrypted) site!
The site is an insecure web site; "http://" vs. "https://" -- you need to see the "s" in the URL header.
This is NOT a secure site and you should avoid this practice at ALL COST |
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Why is it ....
... that white people get tatoos in black ink, yet black people don't get tatoos in white ink? |
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Why is it ....
... that most all of the photos you see on this site are of people in hotel rooms?
... that "slaves" put rules on emails they obtain? (i.e., "... must attach a photo)
... most people on this site are scary?
... women on this site are JUST as fake as men?
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... what I love about this site.
I love reading all the sob stories of the subs who get fooled by the frauds online here.
I guess either the frauds bullshit is so amazing, or the subs bullshit meter is defective.
Karma ... it is karma man! |
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List of Top 10 Bullshit things on this site ...
1) Under Consideration (You either are or aren't)
2) Slaves who are not local to their Masters. (You need to stop living the fantasy and get on with it for Christ sake … move!)
3) Slaves who provide details on what they will and will not do. (I guess they are slaves of convenience ... their convenience.)
4) Married Masters whose slaves are not their wives. (Master your own life before you Master another’s.)
5) Online submission and slavery (… nuf said).
6) Guys who pretend to be females – this is a little freaky, but I guess a wanker is a wanker
7) People who think being chained in a basement and used is a “cake walk” and the person doing it is sane. (LOL)
8) Slaves who orgasm without permission.
9) Slaves who seek some sort of “reward” or approval from their Master.
10) People who say; “… yes I am very interested” … yet never continue to communicate.
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Interesting discovery;
Not saying this is right or wrong ... just noticed this is all the same person(s).
Note the different ages and locations yet the exact same profile for each;
slavecple4abuse 39 Travel western us, Oregon
subCplForDomMA 42 Boston, Massachusetts
slavecple2serveU 40 Las vegas;reno, Nevada
NEWslavecple4U 39 In Your house, Florida
houseSLAVESseek 40 Available, Florida |
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New word officially adopted into our language “urban” dictionary!
I have officially created a new word that has been officially adopted by The Urban Dictionary;
Muslamic
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muslamic
It (Muslamic) is the combo of both words, Muslim & Islamic. Although different in spelling and definition, both Muslim and Islamic (Muslamic) are often used together in today's society.
Q: Is he a Muslim, or is he Islamic?
A: I think he is Muslamic.
Muslamic used in a sentence
"President Obama is a Muslamic Marxis."
… I know … I know … it is me … it has to be me. |
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Heel Science
Let me explain the basic principle of “Training Heels”.
Much like Training Wheels for a bike, or a Training Bra for the adolescent breasts, a “Training Heel” has much the same connotation.
Simply, a Training Heel is a shoe, in this instance a high heel, with a 4in heel may not actually be a true 4 inch heel. Some shoes come with a one or two inch platform so the heel now is actually a 3 or a 2 inch heel respectively. Even the newer Christian Louboutin platform has a ½ inch platform for a four and a half (4.5) inch heel (simple math 4.5 – 0.5 = 4.0) so the woman is still walking on a four (4) inch heel.
So through this “Heel Science” I have coined the term “training heels”. So if you have a set of “training heels” remember those type of shoes are usually reserved for “pre-teen” women, “flip-flop” women or women over 65 … essentially, either through the lack of maturity, skill or failing health they cannot wear heels.
So if your 8 inch stripper heels with the four inch platform (yes, I am exaggerating again) do not make you the “cat’s meow” … it is still a four (4) inch heel.
Overall, simple math makes a delicate female foot (normally a size 6 to 8) almost incapable of wearing a true eight inch heel (there are a few exceptions). So unless you have a size 13 foot and can find a Christian Louboutin to fit that boat I doubt you will be able to pull that “female deception” over on the a true gentleman’s eye.
My next Heel Science discussion will be around “Hover-round Shoes”. |
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I got this from Kneelgirl on this site ...
The Global Warming Data was ALL Fabricated!
Go here and read it all for yourself ...
Hackers steal electronic data from top climate research center
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/20/AR2009112004093_pf.html
The skeptics have seized upon e-mails stolen from the Climatic Research Unit of the University of East Anglia in Britain as evidence that scientific data have been rigged to make it appear as if humans are causing global warming.
Scientist Admits He purposely changes data!
In one e-mail from 1999, the center's director, Phil Jones, alludes to one of Mann's articles in the journal Nature and writes, "I've just completed Mike's Nature trick of adding in the real temps to each series for the last 20 years (i.e., from 1981 onwards) and from 1961 for Keith's to hide the decline."
Mann said the "trick" Jones referred to was placing a chart of proxy temperature records, which ended in 1980, next to a line showing the temperature record collected by instruments from that time onward. "It's hardly anything you would call a trick," Mann said, adding that both charts were differentiated and clearly marked. |
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… Corona beer commercial
Have you seen that Corona beer commercial where they two are on the beach, the surf is rolling in … and this smoking-hot blonde in a bikini walks by … in front of the couple?
Well, if that was my slave … she had better have her butt up off that chair and be bird-dogging that blonde down and get her to come back – else there will be hell to pay later.
… I am telling you … it has to be me … it is me. |
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... switch a to Google Chat!
There seems to be a plethora of mentally feeble dominant men on this site. Okay, for those learning impaired I am going to (once again) give you the answer.
The spammers, scammers, frauds and other freak-a-zoids on this site have figured out that everyone is using YIM (Yahoo Messenger).
So switch to Gmail and Google Chat!
You can still talk with those on YIM yet the other nit-noids will leave you alone.
You are welcome.
… I am telling you … it has to be me … it must be me. |
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... Scotch Tasting
Headed to MN for a RSVP Scotch Tasting.
Whooo hooooo |
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... an Average Day as a slave
(Given that the slave is not employed and schedule is subject to modification.)
0500: Awake and take the dog for a bathroom walk (Attire is robe and flip flops)
>> Announce yourself prior to entering Master’s Chambers (always)
>> (Attire is 4” Stiletto Heels with hair in pony tail
<Knock> “Good morning Sir, permission to enter?”
0530: Awake Master
a. Provide steaming hot cup of coffee
b. Present my morning paper and turn on CNBC Squawk Box
c. Give a nice quick back/shoulder rub
*While Master is getting ready for day, slave is either standing at military attention or on knees (using knee pillow) in position number two.
0555: Prepare shower for Master
0600: Layout of Clothes (Per Master’s Selection)
a. De-hangar shirt and sport coat
b. Select belt and shoes (buff shoes)
c. Assemble lunch (if I do not have a business lunch)
0630: Bid Master farewell and prepare for daily duties
0700-1730
(Attire is the slave’s choosing during the day)
Daily Household Maintenance and Chores
Running Errands
Providing for the common welfare of the residence
Provide for health and safety of the animals and occupants
1730 (or Master’s Arrival)
*Attire – French Maid Outfit with 4” Stiletto heels, hair down, light makeup and perfume
* Receive Master with a curtsy
“Hello my Master, I am so happy to have you home.”
*Ask Master if an afternoon Cocktail is in order, present Cocktail List for selection
After initially receiving Master …
1) Present the dinner menu for approval or modification
“Master, here is what I have planned for dinner this evening.”
2) Present a brief 2min synopsis of slave’s day
“Master, I had a great day today. I … “
3) Present clipboard checklist for inspection of slave and abode
“Sir, we are ready for inspection.”
- Present Clipboard checklist
4) Once inspection is complete
a. Master will cover open items then excuse himself for clothing change
b. Remediate any open items from inspection
b. Ask for remediation inspection to formally clear open inspection items
c. After Master changes for the day, assemble Master’s Chambers - police the area
5) Dinner
6) Evening retirement with cocktail, tea or coffee
*Attire change for slave into lower heels, “softer” attire and knee pillow |
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... burning desire.
Lately I have had a burning desire to impregnate someone ... even forcibly if needed. |
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... needless to say
THE Hotel is suite!
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... Vegas!
One week in Vegas ... yeah!
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... in response to an email about my profile photos.
Had an interesting email from someone who was a bit "miffed" about the photos in my profile.
Here is my response ...
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Well let me explain.
The photos you are seeing are photos I show me, I show that I do have experience, I show that I am dominant yet I do protect all the identity of everyone I am with.
So besides me posting photos of me, beside my car, standing outside my trailer, flexing in front of a mirror, or maybe one of me sitting in a car while driving ... I chose to demonstrate that I am who I say I am and nothing more.
So yes, there are women in my photos. Yes I am in total control of those women. Yes those women are their of their own free will after requesting my dominance or begging me to dominante them.
So while others pretend to be some high and all mighty dominant ... I am what they dream to be ... real.
... I am telling you ... it has to be me ... it has to be me. |
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… Collarme Immorality.
Interesting that a lot of people on this site never age (their photos are always the same). Even after 4 or so years … they just never age.
Well, they never age until you meet them in person … then WOW … what a difference.
… I am telling you … it has got to be me. |
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... Shoes
I opted to do a bit of research. I have seen female profiles (d/s/s alike) with just photos of their shoes (feet, toes and shoes). Sometimes, they are nice Christian Louboutin, sometimes Wal-Mart high heels, but still ... photos of their shoes and feet.
So I put a photo of my feet, in a newly acquired set of high-end English shoes.
And wouldn't you know it ... not one email. Note even one email saying "... hey, nice shoes".
... I am telling you ... it is me, it has got to be me. |
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... sometimes I don't understand.
What I am referencing are the subs and slaves who, clearly state in their profile, they are "brats" or they are "... a handful to handle" - you know who I am talking about. Yet the Dominants or Masters seem to still get involved with these women and wonder why things are rather difficult, or why the relationship ended on a dramatic note.
Okay “Einstein”, anyone who obviously states they have somewhat of a "melodramatic personality" ... HAS ISSUES! The clue here "Einstein" is to AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS!
To borrow a quote from someone famous; "Life is hard; life is even harder if you are stupid."
For my likes as a Master, I have learned through my years of experience, once that melodramatic personality shows it’s ugly head, and corrective action is ineffective, simply; “… handgrips raise, trigger squeeze” – EJECT!
Remove yourself from that situation and from that person you will be much better off in the long run.
I am telling you … it must be me … it must be me …
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... Éireann go Brách.
Gawd I love Ireland and I am glad I am Irish. |
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... ENTJ - The Executive (The Field Marshall)
I took 'THE' personality test (Myers-Briggs) four times, each time trying to change the results with each retake ... and they all ended up the same. "ENTJ" Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging were the results on each attempt.
Here is what it said about an ENTJ:
EN are very career-focused, and fit into the corporate world quite naturally. They are constantly scanning their environment for potential problems which they can turn into solutions. They generally see things from a long-range perspective, and are usually successful at identifying plans to turn problems around - especially problems of a corporate nature.
There is not much room for error in the world of the ENTJ. They dislike to see mistakes repeated, and have no patience with inefficiency. They may become quite harsh when their patience is tried in these respects, because they are not naturally tuned in to people's feelings, and more than likely don't believe that they should tailor their judgments in consideration for people's feelings.
What does YOUR "Master" score?
Anything less and and I will make him cry! (Little baby)
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... "Blackmail"
I had an interesting conversation the other day with a submissive who tends to believe she gets turned on through blackmail.
Well, needless to say, I started to get her into some of the details of setting up just such of a situation. But as we continued our dialogue I think it became very apparent to her that it would be wiser for her to keep that "blackmail" fantasy ... just that ... a fantasy.
Simply, as she so gracefully put it; "... damn, you do know what you are doing ... I don't think I will like doing this ... thanks."
Ah ... my little 'Evil Genius' self illuminates the world sometimes in a different light.
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... waterboarding - the end result.
Because everyone was asking I will post what happened with the Waterbaording training this weekend.
It actually went very well (the training that is). The scenario was set to where I would walk into an already prepared room with his slave already fastened to the waterboarding station that I helped him design and build.
I would be in my military BDUs with my face concealed with a black balaclava, I would also be gloved and only speak in one word sentences. The young Dominant was briefed before hand by me on certain hand jesters for safety and for his assistance.
Subject:
The subject was a white female, 5’6”, 135lbs and approximately 26yrs of age. Her background was that she was a college swimmer – so she was not afraid of water – and she had also tried out for the US Olympic team at one time.
Preamble:
Prior to starting she wanted to know if I was familiar with her safety words and the ‘panic button’ we had designed into the scenario and if she could hyperventilate prior to waterboarding so she could see how long she could actually endure the boarding techniques. (It should be noted that I have never seen anyone last more than 45sec of waterboarding before wanting to be released or start tapping the panic button.)
Results:
Once we started into the tilt her blood pressure, pulse and breathing rate (all being computer monitored – both me and the young Dominant are CPR Trained and Certified by the way) escalated to beyond five times their normal rate. Upon administration of the water the slave’s heart rate escalated beyond ten times resting rate and before 13 seconds had elapsed she was tapping the panic button and wanting to be removed from the board.
The slave had gone into complete panic, she had lost all control of reason and was borderline hysteria. The slave was still in panic-mode with me in the room and seems to have relaxed quicker once I left.
We have spoke sense then … and they want me to conduct another session sometime soon.
I guess once a novice meets an expert true homage is paid through additional requests.
…. damn I am gooooooood!
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... waterboarding
Interesting, a young dominant wants me to train him on the proper aspects of waterboarding.
The funny thing is I have formalized "institutional" training on that very same subject.
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… EQ (Emotional Intelligence)
It seems I am finding a lot of people on both sides of the lifestyle of late, who have just not obtained an expected level of EQ for their age.
I am finding that the basic EQ of the “younger” generation in BDSM tends to be around 8-12 years of age – both Dominant and submissive alike.
I just want to shake some people and scream at them; “.. GROW UP!” Then again I would probably get arrested and charged with child abuse (shaken baby syndrome). ;-)
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... I just don't get it.
Read the profile of a sub/slave today who is with a "Master" ... yet the "Master" does not have a working car so they cannot connect.
So will someone tell me, if you don't have a job, if you are not self employed and you have no marketable skills ... how can you be a Master if you cannot even master yourself or our own finances?
... I am telling you ... it has to be me. |
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... Skullduggery is afoot.
It seems that big brother (CM Web Administration) did not like my last journal post.
Yes, a comical journal post referencing a member’s copyright and trademark infringement was removed in short order. (I discovered a member who had copied a copyrighted photo and posted it as their own.)
So, as case law proves, notification has been made … so now CM is 100% liable. (Notification was the fact they removed my journal post so they must have read the entry prior to removal.)
Gosh, so do LOVE my legal background. (muah, ha, ha, ha) |
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... age is not kind ... to some of us
This post is not going to make me very popular … so here goes.
I think there is a comedian who once said;
"... you can fix your nose, you can fix your breasts, you can fix your thighs, you can fix you’re your eyes, you can even fix your ass ... but you can't fix S T U P I D"
I read where some women don't want to speak to men with beer guts ... well, maybe "us" men don't want to talk to women with GUNTS (that is when a woman's gut is so large it falls down to her cunt, it is called a GUNT). I mean … chit … she has to stand spread eagle above a floor mirror to see her own clit … blech! (I am about to hurl!)
I am also tired of the age-old excuse; “… well she has had a couple of children too”. (Here is the point where I like to make them cry.)
Oh, and I am sorry … how many kids has Angelina and Brad had so far … mmmm … 20 or so by now … and she can still see her clit! (P.S. She is STILL smok’in hot!)
Besides, I can deal with a muffin top, but I'll be damn if I have to deal with a freaking BUNT CAKE!
Some of you women have bigger beer guts than the men on this site ... holy cow ... can you say “C-O-R-N F-E-D”?
As a famous cop friend of mine likes to say; "... okay lady, put the fork down"!
... I am telling you ... it has to be me, dear God help me I am sane … help me!
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... I am going to vent!
I am telling you ... I just don't get it ... I swear I am so out of touch.
I must have reviewed at least a dozen slave profiles over the past two weeks that set rules for Masters to contact them;
" ... send a photo with your email or I will delete you"
"... all one liners will be deleted"
One even went into detail of what she wanted in the body of the email!
Hello, maybe I am old school, maybe my self esteem is too high ... I don't know ... but if you are a slave, and you are interested in a Master then get off your lazy bum and YOU make the contact.
You should not wait for these charlatans’ to contact you ... dear God do it yourself!
If I was a slave, I would put all email from anyone who conacted me into the “Bulk File” just to delete … and I would search for a Master myself.
… I am telling you … it has to be me … it just has to be me.
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.... just makes me smile.
When I see photos of submissive/slave where it is obvious they took them. You know, the "slave" with a collar and a lead where she is looking at someone holding the lead. (But if you look at the position of her clavicle you can see her arm is holding the lead.)
I also love when a submissive/slave ties herself up ... ah ... that police forensic background is such a benefit to me as a Master.
... I am telling you it must be me. |
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Amazement at the buffoonery of dominants
I think the most foolish profile is that of a "sub" or "slave" who is a mute and ...
"... cannot talk online or on the phone."
I mean, I was born in the morning, but not this morning. Hello you all you brilliant dominants who want to contact this fake ... even the deaf have voice machines that allow them to speak on the phone ... dorks!
... I am telling you ... it is me; it has got to be me. |
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Fact ... not fiction
According to the Journal for Sex Research (vol. 24,pp. 177-183), the average size penis in the U.S. is 3.89 inches flaccid and 6.21 inches erect. Average penis circumference is 3.75 flaccid and 4.85 erect.
Look out ladies ... I am an extremely rare find.
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Nat King Cole (The Most Perfect Voice Ever)
I was serenely independent
and content before we met
surely I could always be that way again
and yet, I've grown accustomed to her look
accustomed to her voice
accustomed to her face
... ah, class ... style ... and a true panty melter ... right up there with Dean Martin (Dean-o).
Man I am telling you ... I was born 40 years too late.
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... not sub/slave ...
More like a B*tch ... read this profile;
I just want a man who will...
* respect me and treat me like a queen, and
* worship me in the manner I am accustomed to
Yes, a dominant man, successful in life (i.e., has enough money to buy me all the shit I want), a man who is not afraid of a strong woman (i.e., one who will make you wish you had never been born, or will drive you to stabbing yourself in the ears with an icepick to drown out the whining and bitching).
Serious inquiries only, please.
--- I am telling you it has to be me |
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Command of the English Language
I have realized that a vast majority of men in this country have such a poor command of the English language.
During a business lunch the other afternoon, I had a conversation with a friend of mine (an Englishman). During the meal, the topic turned to English, and the proper use of words and the structure of communication. Soon, he pointed out how dismayed he was at how poorly adept American men are with common English practices (I had to agree).
However, he made a very astute comment that now is now burned into my mind … “ … I truly believe it is a matter of class and breeding”.
I do not think I can improve upon that statement. |
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James Bond
After several years in the Intelligence Service ... I just noticed something.
James Bond is never seen with luggage.
Interesting ... |
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Another view on slavery ...
Like I keep saying it has to be me ...
I found this line in a slave's profile ... wow, Hollywood sure has 'defined' slavery;
"If you expect me to be interested you need to pour out your heart so that I can read and touch and sense and feel everything that will entice me to be interested."
A slave speaking to what "she" needs ... LMFAO!
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A view on Slavery ...
Sometimes I just do not get it ... I really do not.
I read a slave's profile today and towards the bottom of her profile, she had the comment; "... tell me what you can do for me".
WTF!
I guess having traveled the world now three times; I have conducted business throughout – especially in the Middle East - and been an active part of the military. It is this exposure, which gives me quite the advantage over most Masters.
I have seen real slavery. I am not talking about the Hollywood version; I am not talking about the US version either. I am speaking to real slaved, branded, marked, traded, trained, sold and objectified slaves. In addition, in none of those instances was there ever, even the slightest discussion about what a Master can do for a slave ... good gosh!
However, what else is also shocking is the realization that there are enough desperate men (I cannot consider them Masters) out there who will give her a reply. I mean, really ... have some respect about yourself … you self-proclaimed Master.
I am telling you ... it has to be me ... |
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I have to share parts of this correspondance with the ever-growing list of my journal lovers.
This is an email I sent to an established friend of mine, who is a pro-domme, and good friend.
Quote from her email:
"You forgot XXX or XXXX, and my last name is Mxxxxr, who is my maiden name. I suppose that you hate the French as most people of the right do."
My response:
I had to rethink a line in your email before responding ... because I did not want to respond with emotion, but rather with fact-thought.
I am a member of the "Right", this is true. However, unlike much of the teachings of the "Left" I do not hate anyone, of color, race, creed, origin, or culture. What I do hate is Marxism and Socialism, and their beliefs and tenants.
Accordingly, if you were a black, French, Marxist female, then I would not hate the fact you were black, I would not hate the fact that you were French, I would not hate the fact that you were female or a marxist.
But if you tried to take away my freedoms, if you tried to impose your failed beliefs, if you tried to tax, limit my earning ability, impose needless laws upon me ... then yes ... I will hate your ever lasting guts and do everything in my power to prevent your success.
I hope this explains things better.
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Okay ... I have to stop laughing at all the "secure" dominants out there these days.
You see these subs/slave who mention in their emails are being monitored by their master. (You know what I am talking about.)
Basically, I feel there are is a couple factors that should be considered;
1) Very insecure master/dominant
2) Poor training from the master/dominant
3) The profile is actually from that of a man
4) No trust between the M/s or the D/s
5) Low self-esteem of the master/dominant
Overall, it is a bad for either party to enter into such a situation so why even bother?
Trust is trust ... you either have it or you don't.
I am telling you ... it has to be me ... I am the weird one out there.
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Utterly amazing ...
Today I got a "tongue lashing" from a very young girl (who claims to be a domme) 'supergirl' about my journal and in viewing her profile. Here is a quote from her email;
"ANY man who hits a woman is DISGUSTING in my book and I DONT want them viewing me. "
And then I think to myself ... Self: "... what, and it is even more legit for a woman to 'hit' another woman????" {And they wonder why weak men are so confused.}
And yet she honestly claims to be a domme. I am serious ... I am not making this chit stuff up.
"Youth ... it is wasted on the young."
George Bernard Shaw
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I am sorry … I have to vent ...
It seems that there are a lot of “domme” who are looking for “Financially Secure” male subs/slaves.
WTF!
If you are a “domme” get off your lazy spit-tail *ss and get a f*cking job. A ‘domme’ or a Dom should be financially secure to afford the subs/slaves in this lifestyle or stand in a soup line! Loooooooser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
NOBODY should have any respect for these lazy, good-for- nothing-Dominant “women” (or men) who suck the financial life out of the women who are their subs/slaves. So now I am blasting the “dommes’ who are sucking the financial life out of the male sub/slaves in their life.
"…. Oh, I demand TRIBUTE…” WTF!!!!!!!
A Dominant MUST dominate A L L aspects of their own lives B E F O R E they can have a sub!
Otherwise … put on your diaper, wipe your runny nose, sit in the corner, start sucking your thumb and be quiet – let us T R U E Dominants run the lifestyle!
If you are a Dominant, dominate and control you own life or GO HOME and cry to mommy; leave being a Dominant in the lifestyle to the real Dominants!
There … I am done with my vent.
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I have found, that through my years of experience in the lifestyle, that I can pretty much pick out who is actually a domme and who are those women that are actually sub/slave and confused.
Case in point, there is a local domme who has a profile here on CM and about 6mos ago, I contacted her with an observation I have made. I felt she was actually a sub/slave and not a domme. I made this observation in what she said; her articulations, as well as her photographs were very “submissive” in nature.
After a couple of quick conversations with her, she became very frustrated with me because she could not convince me otherwise. Subsequently, after she sent me an email with some superlatives she blocked me from responding and contacting her.
Well today, I noted a significant change to her profile - see below;
“I may be interested in a dominant male who is understanding of my lifestyle. No, I will not call you master. If you are looking for a female to hurt in order to get off, look elsewhere.”
“Lately, I have been chatting with dominate and have come to realize their classifications are as many as their names.”
Note to self: Damn I’m Good!
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Occasionally, I take some time and at least note some Dominant or domme profiles. Well overall, I have come to some basic – yet simple – conclusions.
1) If you are so dominant, and you are so exact and demanding … Mr. dominant wizard sir … where is your photo? I mean, I can understand not showing your face or at least covering up the details of your face … but, if you are such the Grand Pu-bah of dominance then ... show me the money bubba.
2) Why do dominants have such a grotesquely hard time with spelling and grammar? I am thinking to myself; … “Yo dude, did you or did you not complete 8th grade English?”
3) Trash attracts trash. Simply, you can read complaint after complaint on sub/slave profiles where they are tired of all the ilk on this site emailing them and contacting them. Yet, when I read what they wrote, view their posted photos … I am thinking to myself … what do you expect? |
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Here is a real gem of a member, even for Collarme;
momwondering
“I'm a single mom of a teen doughter who is showing interest in the lifestyle. Just wondering if there are others moms in similar situation. Would love to chat to similar situation people. Please be real.”
And of course my response:
Dude ... you have to remember, if you are going to pose as a woman - women know how to spell. You have one HUGE spelling error in your profile that screams two things. 1) That you are a male and 2) You are probably too young to have kids and/or you have no daughters at all, because if you fill out any medical paperwork or business/financial paperwork you will have to know how to properly spell daughter.
Will the madness ever stop?
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"The problem wiht socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money"
-- Margaret Thatcher |
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Seems I have had many dominant men viewing my profile lately ... can they really be that lonely or jealous ... or both, maybe a little envy or perhaps some admiration splashed in the mix?
In either instance gents enjoy the photos, yeah ... I know you wish you were me but you are not ... I am one and the mold was broken.
LOL
Already I am getting feedback, this one is from a jewel of a dominant "MasterandServant"
"What a vain retard you are!
Never got the idea that people look at others friends list and not at you old man? ! ?
You are pathetic !"
Oh ... and the ego's run-eth rampant already, but it is he who is viewing me ... not I who viewed him. LOL
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I am on a huge roll this week.
So far, I have three fakes under my belt and working on a fourth. And that is this week alone.
I find it quite interesting that people cannot live a rich, full life in reality ... but would rather live in fantasy.
I suppose that is what they call intestinal fortitude. Few have the ability to live the life you want and not just sit and dream about the life you want.
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Soon to be visiting Troy, Michigan. |
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Marxism and Socialism works as long as those with money do not run out of money.
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I sent "benita5am" an email stating the obvious; "Dude ... get another photo, that one is all over the internet and it is obvious you are a fraud."
Here is "his" response;
"fuck you SON OF (Explicative Removed) ........I MAKE ALOT OF MONEY WITH IT"
Interesting fact is ... are guys on this site that foolish?
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I have to admit ... you young (< 28yrs old) domme's and Doms ... make me smile.
I think you are so cute. You try so hard, you buy all the equipment ... you have all the energy ... and your heart is in the right spot.
Overall ... you just need your bums powdered and you need to be sent to bed. You have some maturing to do, but do not worry it will come in spite of yourself.
Here is a quote for you to commit to memory;
“Youth and exuberance will never overcome age and wisdom” |
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Happy St. Patricks Day!
"Though the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword speaks louder and stronger at any given moment."
- Leonard Wibberley, Irish author
Irish note: Don't forget to eat your Corned Beef, Steamed Cabbage, and Potatoes today for a year of good luck. |
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Interesting trend noted:
I have seen several trends within the BDSM community over time and there is one that is somewhat disturbing to me.
I am seeing profiles of submissives that make demands and set parameters for dominants to contact them. Although on one hand I do understand why, on the other it is SUCH a turn off and very inappropriate for a submissive to articulate any demand to a dominant. The community is losing mutual respect for each other. People, just delete the freaking email and block the user, if you do not engage with the little brats they will go away or change their behavior.
The other side of what I find disturbing, are the "dominants" that exhibit very bad behavior. They are very verbally abusive and behave like a spoiled twelve year old.
Well, those dominants are just a "sign of the time". If you look at the younger generation (dear gawd I sound like my father) they are spoiled, they are egotistical and they are very "me" focused.
So I guess as a submissive female, realizing that men and women mature at different rates you have a choice ... young and baby-esk or mature and stable.
Piece of wisdom:
“No talk, no touch, no eye contact” … it works with people too!
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Taking Chance ... wow, what a movie. |
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How is it, when all you do is simply reorganize the photos in your profile, photos that were previously approved, they now get disapproved?
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The concept of collaring ...
I have always found it interesting how Doms/Masters in BDSM seem to have different concepts of the act of collaring a sub/slave.
On one end of the scale, it seems you have the "Dom du jour" side of collaring. In that the sub/slave (s/s) meets the dom, they session once or twice and "swish-boom-bam" - collared. Then two or four months later ... here they are, un-collared and back into the old relationship bad habits. Seems they tend to like the "dom/sub ju jour" concept.
Whereas there are those of us at the other end of the spectrum where nothing is rushed, training takes place and the collar is an earned right vs. an assumed right of passage to the Master.
I guess being Old Guard trained has given me the ability to lean towards the "... other end of the range" - I take my sweet time.
You have to earn the collar from me it is never given. The length of time depends on how good of a student sub/slave you are towards both the training material and me, your soon to be Master.
I guess in this age of the "Now" generation, I am somewhat of an artifact ... but in either instance all my slaves (past and present) seem to have "glue" whereas they avoid the "Dom ju jour" of the other more "trendy" subs/slaves of this new modern era of BDSM.
Good girls! |
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> Interesting ... people send you insulting emails then block you from a reply.
I guess it is true love. {Kinda reminds you when you were 12 on the play ground hu?} |
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I will be in Des Moines, IA this weekend.
Brrrrr ... it looks like a cold as hell weekend. |
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Largest penis size registered in England
Researchers studied the geography of big and small penises and published the results. England holds the leading position as concerning the big penis size (26.67 cm) as well as the small penis size (6.98 cm). Germany follows with 21.59 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size; Denmark – 20.32 cm big size and 12.7 cm small size; America – 19.68 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size; Sweden – 19.6 cm big size and 12.7 cm small size; France – 19.6 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size.
http://www.funreports.com/fun/26-06-2006/1386-big_penis-0 |
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I have to laugh out loud like a big dawg.
There is a photo of a "slave" online here who is tied up to a set of curtian rod hangers! "Her" profile might be something like - His Toy 4 Ever - but then again, a curtian rod will hold up ... what ... curtians! LMFAO
When I first saw that I laughed until I almost wet my pants.
Good gosh ... review my comments about reviewing a photo ... people can't possibly be that dang dumb! |
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I read this in someone's profile, apparently it came from a article in a Men's Health magazine. I found it very fitting ...
"That's because inside each woman is an argyle-sock schoolteacher, and inside her there's an Amsterdam hooker wearing a gold thong, suspenders and six inch heels. Inside her is a wool-suited librarian reshelving books of 18th-century poetry. And inside her is an 18-year-old Iowa cheerleader on some sinful mission in her Trans Am. And at the heart is Lilith (read your Bible history), barefoot in an orchard." |
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Okay ... judging from the positive responses from my last Journal post on how to analyze an online photo I am going to continue the series.
Convert Kilograms to Pounds!
Okay, guys ... there is a lot of international fraud being conducted on this site. This fraud is mainly conducted from those countries next to (and including) Nigeria; i.e., Ghana.
First, internationally they determine "Weight" (outside of America) by kilograms not pounds. Therefore, you will note that a sub/slaves weight is listed as 57 "lbs". Well that is actually kilograms and if you convert it that 5'5" 56"lbs" woman is someone they are trying to portray as being somewhere around 125lbs.
Next, they often list "Ethnicity" as 'Native American'. Yet if you view the photo, it is obvious there is no Sioux Indian anywhere in that Irish American photo.
So men stop thinking with your “little head” and use the “big head” for thinking.
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If it is too good to be true, it is!
I often wonder how many people (mainly men) are fooled by fake or professional photos on this site. I figure there has to be many people being fooled because they keep being posted to profiles. I have even seen the same photos that have been posted throughout the years that are now being posted internationally on a variety of accounts.
A helpful technique is to look in the background of the posted photo.
That is right, stop looking at the person and start focusing in the background of the photo. If the photo is too perfect, then you can bank on the fact there is a 90% chance the whole profile is a fraud (this goes for you ladies too).
Now, looking in the background has its pros and its cons. The downside to this is you could find a sub/slave who is a very unkempt person ... clothes on the floor, dirty laundry, food strewn everywhere, I have seen it all.
So the rule here is look in the background to help determine reality, but also realize that you should look into your own background prior to posting. In addition, for goodness sake, pick up your room prior to taking that photo and posting it online. You might be a slob, but do not announce it to the world. |
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I often hear of sub/slaves that are unhappy with their dominants.
However, when I ask them some simple questions, I often wonder why they are amazed they cannot pick good Masters.
Q1: How long have you known this 'Master'?
A1: Two weeks (often less)
Q2: Have you accepted his collar?
A2: Yes.
This is where I stop questioning things and if you are not getting the problem ... then you have nothing but emotional hurt to look forward to in your life. But then again, if you are out for a quick piece of azz then you are successful – enjoy the kink.
For a slave, I normally take just about a year of full training before I will even enter them into a collaring program (normally 3mos). So overall, we are looking to about a year to 18mos of training and getting to know each other before the slave is able to assume my collar. Am I a hard azz ... you bet; but then again I have no failures.
As a side note, every one of the slaves that were released all has wished that I was their Master again. One still calls me up in tears begging to get back in my graces.
Nevertheless, all are thankful for the experience I have given them and they have learned how to pick good Masters (I hope so) - so that makes me very happy. |
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To all "Obamites";
I heard a discussion the other day in which two EBUs (Estrogen Based Units) were talking about how people who make above $250k a year should be taxed more. They apparently felt they deserve (through vote or proxy) access to someone else’s money.
Here is the way I see reality with politicians and the gullible American public.
Nobody has the right (through vote or proxy) to take money from anyone. It is wrong!
If I stole your purse, lifted your wallet, or ran a ponzi scheme against your investments you would have me arrested and jailed. Yet you vote to select groups of people that you believe should pay more taxes. You do this through either jealousy, rage, or just desparation ... that is just twisted logic people!
Here is a question for you ... what do you get when you work for a poor man? Hugs and kisses (if that) ... so call your banker today and tell him you are going to pay your mortgage this month with hugs and kisses.
People, when voting for a politician keep one simple rule in mind that my father gave me years ago. Whenever a politician says they are going to increase, your taxes ... do NOT vote for them … even if that politician is your own father.
So in the next four years ask yourself, how much of that "other" tax money did you actually see. I think your own answer will shock you. 
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He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him. |
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Okay ... I have to laugh out loud and here is why.
You will NOT find me;
1) Posting photos of myself posturing(headless) in front of a mirror.
2) Posting professional photos of that are edited and airbrushed
3) Posting photos of myself (headless)
4) Taking photos of myself flexing in front of a mirror (headless)
5) Taking photos of me beside my expensive cars (headless)
6) Nor will you find me posing with a large sword (fake sword at that) or dressed in "era" clothing.
I am real ... get used to it.
... do you get my point here or are you still wondering why you have problems with men when you pick someone like who fits within the top 6 areas?
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How can you be a dominant man and not have a job, a vocation or not in control of your own professional life?
Yet these same sluffs (some on this site) still shag the chicks ... I just do not get it?????? |
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Okay ... for those who are learning impaired let me explain something to you people.
I define the phrase "Willing to Relocate" as follows;
1) YOU pack your own crap and move to me
2) YOU will find your OWN place (I will help where I can)
3) YOU will find your OWN freaking job (again, I will help where I can)
4) I will NOT send you money
5) I will NOT send you a plane/bus/train ticket
6) I will NOT put you up in my place (at least not at first)
Here is why, YOU are a adult so act like one.
Before I let you into my life I have to get to know you and make sure you are s/s/s (safe, sane, sexy).
As a slave you will devote yourself to me else I have no use for you whatsoever. I take this very seriously online/chat play is so empty and remedial it makes me laugh.
Also, with you relocating and taking the responsibility (at least in the beginning) for your own life shows me two things. One is that you are very serious about your devotion to me. Two if "we" do not work out then you can sustain life after I show you the door.
This is reality ... I am not going to fill your head with loads of crap. I am serious, safe, sane and experienced enough to make great "picks" about who I chose enters my life.
Have fun
T
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DO THE MATH!
I often wonder ... do people really do the math ... ?
How can anyone less than 30 years old have the experience, maturity and value they claim they have as a dominant or a Master?
There is one thing in their statements that is not taken into effect ... T I M E … they haven’t matured enough to make those statements.
Therefore, it is my opinion, it is impossible for a 19yr old to be a Dom/domme; it is actually quite comical.
I do not get it. |
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