To describe accurately what I want I've borrowed from the profile who has already eloquently described EVERYTHING that I hope to be for a woman (the woman who's profile this belongs to hasn't logged on in over a year. I assume this is because she's already found the lucky man to fill this position... and, yes, I have sent her an email requesting consideration.)

If you desire what this women describes below, you should contact me because you will have it!

I’m not looking for a slave. I really want more like a boyfriend but I’m the one in control of our relationship. I choose when we go out and where we eat and what movies we watch and everything like that. I want more of a normal guy but totally obedient to me. So if being spanked by a Superior Female Dominatrix for not addressing Her as Mistress is something that excites you then I’m not the chick you’re looking for. First off, I’m not your mistress and I don’t care what letters you capitalize or how you address me or any of that crap. Save your stupid groveling for someone who cares. Second, I don’t spank or flog or whip. I find most subbies want to be whipped. They get off on it so it’s all a dorked up game. They do something “bad” and Mistress spanks their ass, which is what they wanted all along. I also don’t believe females are superior or any of that. At least I don’t think I’m superior. I’m just a bitch. You can even call me a bitch to my face and it won’t bother me. You see, this bitch plays a different game. The game I play is more like Simon Says only mine is called (name withheld) Says. The rules in this game are simple. Whatever (name withheld) tells you to do, you do. No matter what it is, you do it. Failure doesn’t mean a paddled bottom; it means a swift, hard kick in the balls. I’m not trying to cause permanent injury but I’ll make damn sure it hurts like hell. If I don’t think you’re hurting enough then I’ll keep on kicking until I’m satisfied. Don’t get the wrong idea. I’m NOT looking for a pain slut. I don’t kick guys to turn them on or to fulfill some stupid fantasy they have. I kick them to show that pissing me off has dire and painful consequences. If I have to kick you very often then you’re pissing me off entirely too much and I’ll dump your stupid ass. I would seriously rather have a guy that I never have to kick because he never pisses me off. I would still kick him just for fun but there’s a big difference in pain between getting kicked for fun and getting kicked for punishment. For my part, I promise to be the worst girlfriend you’ve ever had. I’ll cheat on you, lie to you, insist on always getting my way and you’ll be locked in a CB anytime you’re out of my sight. I’ll humiliate you in front of your friends and family and I’ll spend all your money. Don’t say you haven’t been warned! And don’t bother writing to me unless you really and truly want me to totally screw your life over!