Collarspace to English Dictionary
“I’m genuine and can verify” – I’ve been outed as a fake before.
“One liners will not be responded to” – just send me wanking material, I can’t be bothered to pretend that I’m real
“I’m a broken Domme” – my mummy says that I’m a pathetic little worm and I should stop playing with my willy as it’ll get even smaller.
“Abuse my wife/slave” – “she” is called Palmella and she has five sisters who like to play too.
“Destroy/ruin me” – I'm a pathetic prick and my mummy said that if she caught me playing with my willy again that she’s cut it off and it turned me on
“I’m a single mummy” – I’m a pedo and want to chat with other pedos
“I’m an 18yr old girl and love men over 60” – my name is Barry, I’m fat, 40 and still live with my mother and fantasise about old men wanking over me.
Brand new profile with “I am owned by Master ZZZZ, all correspondence through him” – I’m the sad and lonely “Master” ZZZZ, please talk to me about my imaginary slave.
"I’m a new sub and want to talk to other subs about their experiences” – I wanted to be a Dom but am too pathetic to find a sub so please talk to me and help me try to get an erection
Some kind contributions to the dictionary:
“I'm a lifestyle Domme not in it for the money” – “Open wide! Not that! I mean your wal let!
"Online only" - I'm not allowed out without my carer.
"My Master recently passed away" - steer clear, I'm a serial killer.
"Will fill this in later" - I've no imagination but I'm sure someone will send me some wank material.
"My Yahoo ID is ZZZZ" - make it easier for me to have simultaneous wank sessions. Are those long pauses you talking to other men or you beating the bishop?
More translations welcome :)
11/12/2015 3:46:05 AM
Some confused person asked what I am "for real" - I am a dictionary - as you can tell from my vital statistics, I'm small and light enough to be relocated by post, although I will expect to be sent first class!
11/12/2015 3:24:54 AM
Thank you for all of the messages of support. It needed to be said.
And an even bigger thank you to all the bell ends who have tried chatting me up!!!
