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Hey, guess what I'm not "Barbie" and I never plan to be, I'm a big beautiful woman and proud to be. If your looking for the next tiny waisted top model then move on I'm not your type. I'm a down to earth white female, I know no one is perfect and that includes myself. I'm D&D free and prefer to keep it that way. If your not clean please look elsewhere. I like going places and doing and seeing new things. It tends to make life interesting. I'm always up for something fun to do in my down time. Even if its just going to a park and hanging out with some friends.
I'm open to friendly fun loving people because friends first and friends last is what I'm looking for! I don't expect everyone to like me just like I'm not going to like everyone I meet either, but hey if we click and things are going well why ruin a good thing! Remember 'NO' means 'NO' and if you can't handle a rejection then you just as well not bother to contact me. I am looking for lots of great fun with lots of great people in and out of the bed room. Anyone that is looking to play with me has to be neat and clean, D&D free and not a crazy that wants to kidnap or kill me (unless that what we are playing out at the time :P).
I have lots of fantasy's and they change day to day. So, it just depends what day you catch me on. Ask me I'll tell you what I'm up for. I have no problem helping others out in fulfilling some of their own fantasy's and actually tend have fun doing it (even if all you want is someone to watch).
**::WARNING::** I am a sarcastic, unpredictable and sometimes a evil little (hey I've got to hold the halo up somehow) smart ass that will make most things fun or funny to get people to laugh. I'm a multi-orgasiming, squirting nympho if you can't keep up, you might want to bring a friend to help or move on. I am a Sadomasochist but that doesn't mean your going to get to hurt me or I'm going to hurt you or that it even has to be involved when we are together. BUT, be warned that I am like Yin&Yang, if one side has been played with more then the other there will be unbalance and you might not like what can or will happen if it is. So always check with me on how my mood is before asking to play.
This is a writing that I came across on another site. I totally agree with what is being said and if you fall into the catagory of profiles like this don't be surprised if you do not get a response to any messages you may send me. Sorry but that's just how it is.
Dear Mr. Dick Pic
By Rain
I get it, I really do. You are so proud of your penis. It is the coolest thing in the entire world! Naturally, you want to share it's glory with all of humanity. How could they not want to bask in the awesome that is Mr. Happy?
Well, my friend, let me cue you in on a little something- nobody else on this planet finds your penis as fascinating as you do. I know, right?? How could they NOT?? As it turns out, 50% of the people on this planet possess a penis. Your dick is not unique and special. Unless it can lift weights or speak a foreign language or rewire a house, it is just a penis. A somewhat odd looking flesh tube dangling there and in particularly sweaty moments getting stuck to your balls. (I know that might seem harsh, but it isn't like vaginas are possessing of world-shifting beauty either. They get the job done is all.)
Your dick is not a magic snake that when shown to a woman is sufficient to daze her into a cock mesmerized trance. She will not sink awestruck to her knees, mouth open and eager at the mere sight of your fuckstick. Women are funny like that-they are into your intelligence, your sense of humor, your confidence, if your have your shit together and are a functioning adult. Things like that.
Your flesh tube is actually somewhat lower on her list of priorities. Oh, there are women out there that don't give a damn about a single thing but your penis. If you can hold a conversation, if you are not wanted in 3 different states, if you can properly tie your shoes, they just don't care. Only the penis matters man! But those women are rather few and far between. The vast bulk of women are not going to be so cock hungry that they are oblivious to the man attached to the dick. So stop leading with your dick. Stop subjecting anyone that happens to wander by to that quivering disembodied sausage poking hopefully into the air. Give people a chance to know the WHOLE you, not just the thing between your legs that 50% of the planet is packing.?When you lead with your dick, it tells people you are just that-a dick.
"But Rain," I hear you say "I can't show my face! I need anonymity! A dick shot is all I can offer."
Au contrarie my friend. There are so many other things you can show. Are you into boot worship? Put up a pic of your boots! You like floggers? Show off your favorite one! Your truck, your dog, a great sunset photo you took with your phone, a photo of your hand all ready to spank a ripe butt, it doesn't matter, you DO have options other then the penis.
"But your profile is chockfull of photos of your pussy all over the place!! Isn't that rather hypocritical of you to be harshing on my penis?"
Good point. I am referring to dick pics as avatars, so that every single person's very first interaction with you, male or female, is your dick in their face. You will notice my avatar isn't my wide open and throbbing pussy mashed in your face. I am wearing clothes and everything!
"Wow Rain, it sounds like you really don't like the dick. Are there ANY situations where a photo of my valiant manhood will not inspire you to snarky blogs?"
I am so very glad you asked. Yes, there is a way to do penis pics and do them well. May I present Mr. Cocky. 100% Rain approved. THAT is the proper way to present the penis. Nary a pizza box or stray dirty sock in the frame to be seen. Well lit and accessoried. Keep it up Mr. Cocky!
******* Edit: Your dick is not a magic snake that when shown to a woman is sufficient to daze her into a cock mesmerized trance--you obviously have never worshipped a hard cock. I have worshipped hard cock in a reality-altered stupefied trance.
In real life. But no photo of a disembodied dick sent to me by a total stranger has ever mesmerized me to the point I had to get in my car and drive over to that magic dick, despite the repeated offers I get on a regular basis...
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